The bitch in this Esquire photoshoot is showing nipple and ass because Esquire is doing its best to stay relevant now that every single dude uses the internet because of the heavy amount of porn available and don’t need to buy shitty magazines with semi-erotic photo spreads of bitches who will never fuck us to jerk off to because we are too shy to buy real porn magazines as that shit is for virgin weirdos who like cumming on glossy paper, makin Esquire struggle with their finances and slowly go broke, only to drop some nipple to push the boundaries a little and stay edgy. I hear next month they are planning to go all the way and show both tits like the bunch of faggots they are.

That said her name is Marie-Louise Parker and she’s in the show Weeds, something I’ve never seen before but can relate to because if I don’t change my underwear, I’ll have weeds growing into my fuckin’ ass. Yes, my hygiene is that bad. Sure that was a lame joke, but I’m still drunk and riding off a couple hours of sleep, so get over it.