Best friends and possible lovers, Steve Martin and Martin Short were vacationing in St Barts where they decided to take a break from fucking each other’s ass like their dicks were colonoscopies and sucking each other’s sagging old age pension testicles like they were a large fleshy vagina, and do a little body surfing with a topless chick.

Raining on their Gay Pride parade was Steve Martin’s younger wife Anne Stringfield, and here she is in a bikini. That’s really all I have to say about that.