I saw this picture of Mary Louise Parker floating around the internet. It is supposed to be from some Esquire shoot that drops in January, even though she already got naked for Esquire a few years ago.

I don’t have one of those keen pervert memories….I am not one of those people who knows who any of these people are….I had to search my own site to figure it out and I came up with this sex scene from Weeds

I don’t know why my brain doesn’t process this shit, like you weirdos who remember every naked celebrity and print up their pictures for your scrap book as well as to staple on your pillow case to try to make this reationship more than the one sided obsession that it is….

I just see the shit as it comes in and do the best I can to get by…and here is that pic from Esquire that could be old and could be new and doesn’t matter what is is cuz I am posting it anyway…old ladies photoshopped never get old.

Here is a clip from Weeds, proving that TV can’t survive without decent fuck scenes with tit, and also proving that Mary Louise Parker is a borderline pornstar stripper with daddy issues and drug addiction willing to get naked and simulate sex for money by pretending it is art when knowing deep down inside it’s some hooker shit…and I’m not complaining cuz a world without whores willing to fuck or get naked for personal gain would be very homosexual….

I was at a friend’s house last night watching David Letterman, not because I love late night TV or because I am a fan of any of the hosts of talk shows, but because we had nothing better to do. Richard Simmons was a guest and dude was wearing a feather shirt, caused a scene and Letterman threatened to kill him. It’s kinda their played out dynamic that I was expecting since they always have beef and anytime they wanna stir up ratings, they book Richard Simmons and his weird gayness, but the second guest was this Mary Louise Parker bitch and Letterman told her she has a great ass a few times. I never heard of her and don’t really remember much about what she said, other than that she has an Ethiopian baby because they don’t really cost a lot to feed, but I saw this picture of her naked in the show Weeds, so I assume that’s what she does and figured I might as well post them pictures here.