So Meagan Good is some useless token black trash needed for black programming the corporations are forced to produce…

She’s been wearing the same see through pants on purpose the last week, and I’ve been writing about it, cuz I like see through pants, even though I don’t know who the bitch in the see through pants is.

Now she’s gone so far as to write like an illiterate piece of trash from the projects, for us to “Mind Our Own Business” even though she’s wearing see through pants and writing us notes begging us to talk about her…

Annoying. Obnoxious. She sure put us in our place now – send her back to where she came from…

I still haven’t bothered googling Meagan Good . I just know that she likes to wear See Through Clothes ….maybe it is because she knows it draws attention and hardly makes her a slut because she’s wearing bra and panties…or maybe it’s cuz she just thinks she’s a size smaller than she is and stretching the shit out to make it work….I also know she’s got a great round black ass and is the what makes white dudes wanna fuck black girls….

I still don’t know who this Meagan Good chick I want to fuck is even though I post on her often enough because I don’t watch black programming. I just can’t relate to it..but I can relate to any bitch in a pair of leggings that end up sheer while they are stretched the fuck out, exposing their colorful underwear…not because it’s ever happened to me since I don’t wear pantyhose and/or leggings but because whenever I see it I want to fuck it….

Here’s Meagan Good dressed like a 3 year old on her way to daycare on “Dress Yourself Day”….I never got the whole shorts over pantyhose look, if anything it made no sense to me, it’s like just wear pants bitch, shorts are a mini skirt, if you uncross your legs, we won’t see your fucking cunt, you don’t need to put that layer of fabric on, it’s weird….I know, lots of Chinese girls in China town do this, but what the fuck do they know, up until 10 years ago, they all wore the same work clothes, government issued motherfucker, so they are allowed to go insane…and you’re not…well maybe you are…cuz that ass is good to look at…even if I don’t know why she is famous…FOLLOW ME

I still don’t know what Meagan Good does. But I do know her big tits and a nice round ass are real good….

I’ve got a black girl fetish that I can’t seem to oppress like it was a slave Meagan Good’s ancestor’s might have been able to relate to….no racist, just historical fact….a historical fact that would probably be the only way I’d get with a black girl, cuz they just don’t like me…

But maybe if I was her slave owner and she was my slave she’d have no choice but to do what I say…No Racist, just historical fact….and who’s to say we would find love or that I wouldn’t have been a socially conscious slave owner with benefits…

Hey, relax on the hating me about the slave owner comments, I’m not white and Mexicans were lower on the slave chain than the blacks….

I’m just saying it cuz the only girls who get down with me are either paid pretty badly for it or mentally unstable, scared to be alone and obese enough that no one else wants them…

All this to say, this girl has a great ass I’d like to hire to be a back up dancer in my hip hop video….no racist.

I was googling Slave Auction signs the other day for masturbation purposes, and a white man would pay top dollar for this bitch…I’m talking good enough for George Washington to knock up when his wife wasn’t lookin….But this is a new generation…and we don’t do that whole slave thing anymore…which is a good thing…cuz as a Mexican, I’d probably be hired to be a slave’s slave…since we don’t really have that african work ethic…but that doesn’t mean we can’t objectify black woman or any women for that matter and put a price tag on them like we were in a brothel…especailly when they are in tight pussy hugging pants….Cocktease….

I still don’t know who Meagan Good is, but I figure that as long as she’s dressed like a hooker in Pretty Woman, I’ll notice her. Not necessarily because she’s hot, but because the era when Pretty Woman hit gave me re-vamped hope that my broke ass would fine love on the street, unfortunately leading to some pretty miserable, abusive, dirty smelling adventures, because street whores don’t actually want designer clothes, they want fucking crack.

I’ll also notice her cuz she’s black and I like to channel women of colored, not necessarily because I have slave/plantation owner from the 1800 fantasies, but because black girls hate me and my small dick and it makes me want them….I guess you’d say I have jungle fever because the jungle has always told me I can’t get past the gates…I haven’t even had a blowjob from a black chick cuz even the black street hookers turn me down…it’s like I’ve got some blackness repellant that I don’t know how to get rid of but I do know that I’m missing out…

So little shorts, whore boots and working your ass for a camera is always a good look, unless you’re a man, in which case it is massively gay….unfortunately Meagan Good’s ass isn’t that interesting, but her tattoos and style are ghetto enough for me to remember my back alley encounters on the street….

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Here’s a black chick I want to fuck because I have a black chick fetish and because she’s got an amazing body named Meagan Good. She’s wearing Pretty Woman whore boots as a tribute to what her life could have been had she chosen the traditional prostitution instead of the whoring herself to the entertainment industry, you know, if her mother wasn’t a half jewish stage mother who sold her daughter’s soul to the entertainment industry devil when she was 4 and her dad was an LAPD cop. The kind of prostitute addicted to crack, who doesn’t wear underwear because washing the shit is too complicated and the handsoap in public washrooms isn’t hypoallergenic. The back alley blowjob style I can afford. But the unfortunate truth is that instead she’s all ego and thinks she is more famous than she actually is and will never have to put herself in a compromising sexual position to pay her rent…. and that’s one of life’s great tragedies…

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Meagan Good’s ripping off Rihanna in some borderline dominatrix shit, a look that makes me want to get on all fours, pull my pants down and wait anxiously for red hot metal object insertion. By the looks of it, she’s showing off her Kimbo Slice arms and using them as a make-shift bra to support her big tits, but I think she’s just a prude who is a lot more clever than the average celebrity and realizes that black shirts, no bras and a flash bulb invite the world into her big African titties and she’s making sure that doesn’t happen.

To be a famous black girl, you’d have to be pulling some miracle to get to this level of fame, so I don’t know why she’s trying to hide the fabric that is her, I guess the next step is skin bleaching treatments and a membership at her local tennis club because she’s a self hater who doesn’t embrace her roots and that break my heart.

Here’s a video of busty Meagan Good at the Saw V premiere getting bugged by tons of people for autographs. I was a little surprised considering I had no idea who she was this morning, then slowly figued things out thanks to IMDB and realized that I saw her in a movie called D.E.B.S. It was about 4 or 5 years ago and snuck into the theater alone, thinking it would be funny to be the creepy old guy in a theatre filled with 14 year old girls, not because I want to do creepy things to them, but because I wanted people to think that I did, and upon sitting in my seat, realized half the audience was creepy old guys who were there alone, so in actual fact I wasn’t alone at all, but amongst like minded people. I don’t remember the movie, I just remember some dude next to me getting kicked out for exposing himself to the girls sitting next to him, but that was a long time ago.

I realize that her fame probably didn’t come from D.E.B.S. and that the people begging for autographs probably think she’s Flo Jo, Denzel Washington or some other famous black person, because when I’ve been to LA, I realize that a lot of tourists are there to spot stars and they’ll be happy meeting pretty much anyone who’s ever been on their TV in any shape or form, and they stand in places they think the celebs will go, like the Chinese theater, and hope the premiere they are going to be standing outside is a little more high profile than Saw V so that the autograph’s and stories of meeting someone famous are a little better received at the watercooler back in Japan or China where these kinds of fame hunting tourists are usually from, instead of coming back with Meagan Good’s autograph and constantly having to explain to people you are bragging to, who she is…..

Either way, here are the stills from the premiere, where you can see Meagan Good wearing a pretty tight pair of leather leggings from American Apparel, in the event you were lookin’ for a pair of your own, because you like the way tight fabric feels against your balls, and you are tired of always sneak into the laundry room to try on your mom’s pantyhose, don’t worry, no one actually knows about that, your mom just figures the dryer stretched them all out, she’d never think her baby was such a sick motherfucker, thank god for denial….

UPDATE: An insider told me the reason Meagan Good is getting rushed is because they thought she stole something.

Despite having been writing about every nipple slip I’ve come across over the last bunch of years, I still manage to have no memory of any of them. I can’t remember celebrity names, I can’t remember their faces, I can’t remember their nipples, I just am really not cut out for the job. I was sent this video of Maegan Good having a “wardrobe malfunction” a term that makes me want to perform surgery on my ear drums with small metal instruments so that I never have to hear again, and since she is someone I’ve never heard of today, but have probably written about in the past but dont remember, I figured I’d post it. I watched the video and didn’t see any “wardrobe malfunctions” so it’s all lies, but I did like the way running any video on my computer makes the shit crash, reminding me that not only I am poor and useless, but so is my computer. Watch the video, let me know what you see, since I can’t see it.

Meagan Good is always showing off tit, she’s good at it and I have never taken the the time to find out who she is and that’s not going to change today. Now before you drop the race card, thinking I don’t have enough time for black nobodies because I don’t think of them as human but more of a species of apes, realize that if I was a racist, I wouldn’t even be posting these pictures of her and if I was, I’d draw a banana on them or some shit trying to be funny, when in fact I don’t find that funny at all, I find it massively offensive and to even accuse me of something like that says a lot about the kind of person you are….

Meagan Good is busting out of her dress at some NCAAP event that was held on Valentine’s Day. I don’t know if any of you remember but back when I was called a racist, I donated $5 to the NCAAP so I like to think I contributed to this event and helped make it possible. That’s why I am pretty offended that I wasn’t invited to attend. Sure I’m not black and don’t really do anything for black people but I gave them my money and that’s more support than they’ve ever given me. So who’s the fucking racist now NCAAP…..I guess that means I have no choice but to start a war on the NCAAP, but will probably end up shot in a drive by shooting or some shit.

I’m going to turn on some Hip Hop and stare at these pictures of Meagan Good’s tits while pretending that I got her knocked up and refused to allow my name on the birth certificate like I was Eddy Murphy so that it doesn’t come an bite me in the ass or wallet, because that’s what having illegitimate babies is all about when you live in the projects. Gangsta.