Who the fuck is Megan Hauserman and why are her shorts so great? It’s like with shorts this short and tight, it doesn’t matter how broken down this whore’s face is….More girls need to take her lead, I’m talking to you….girls.
I just found out that she’s a Playboy model which is code in America for one of the few bitches who isn’t fat but willing to get naked, unfortunately, it’s got to the point where they just don’t care about whether a bitch is good lookin’ or not, just as long as her ass isn’t long, lumpy, wide and disgusting in appearance, because whether it’s disgusting in other things is irrelevant when it comes to having pictures of the shit take, as photoshop can erase most blemishes and smells….right?

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I don’t watch garbage TV shows like Rock of Love, but I do know tacky pieces of trash women when I see them. You know the cunts who live the fuckin fake tit, fake hair, fake tan, fake designer purses, ugly obnoxious dog cliche and there’s nothing hot about no money acting like a whore who married an old rich guy because they are lazy but don’t mind fucking a lot to get what they want and the whole thing is fuckin’ desperate, but I guess not as desperate as leaving your job as a cocktail waitress at a seedy stripclub to be on shitty reality shows that don’t deserve to be on TV but are on TV because there are so many fuckin’ channels and they need to fill the shit up somehow, but I guess when you have no shame and are a piece of trash, there is no thing as being desperate and instead you’re at the fuckin’ top of your game right now, right? I don’t get why guys find this kind of pudgy garbage worth lookin’ at, maybe I’m gay, but I think it’s got more to do with her not being worth stickin’ my dick in, regardless of me having no standards or not…

I had no idea who this girl was because I don’t really keep track of useless fame whores as much as I should, because they are eager, but when I got a picture of her, or who someone claims is her with her mouth on a dick, I get motivated enough to scope her out.

It turns out that in 2006 she was a Playboy Cybergirl, which means she wasn’t hot enough to get in the magazine, then she was on a series of Reality Shows, like shit is serial, from Beauty and the Geek, to Rock of Love, to I love Money, then Rock of Love: Charm School, I guess for the most part, her Reality career has been a product of being this Rock of Love shit and all it’s spin-offs, but it’s still a pathetic existence, but not as pathetic as having a picture of you with a dick in your mouth hit the internet for publicity. I have a feeling this whore emailed me herself with this shit hoping to get 5 minutes.

Well, I like girls sending me blowjob pictures and I never care what their motivation behind them are, whether it’s to thank me for all my hard work, or to show me what they want to do to me, or demonstrate how not all girls suck, and even if it’s to get a post written up on them, so girls get your cameras out.

Warning – This Picture is NSFW – I Don’t Know How New It Is….Or How Old It Is…I Don’t Even Know if This is This Megan Bitch – You Decide.