Mel B squeezed her Eddie Murphy illegitimate baby making body into a tight dress that i thought was see through but that turns out to just be another fat black chick in a dress a few sizes too small for her and if I really needed to see this, I just had to go to fucking Walmart, that shit is filled with both black and white momma’s, all tits out, with fatherless kids in clothes too tight…..but I guess this is actually easier…
Here are some new mom who was already a mom nipples I once jerked off to when the Spice GIrls first hit MTV with their single that featureed Mel B’s hard nipples back before the internet brought porn into my life and I didn’t have to resort to MTV for masturbation material… before she was a mom but still rockin’ wild nipples…
These new mom who was already a mom nipples who were once just hard nipples in a music video…with a mind of their own nipples…are entertaining nipples…even when leaving Walmart or CVS doing errands like the immigrants I saw fighting over a bin of maxi pads with their kids in tow last night….and there’s everything erotic about that.
I don’t have the rights to these pics…but click the link at the bottom cuz they are fucking worth trying masturbating to…
Someone better fire me as the president of the drunken pervert chapter of the Spice Girls fan club we call “we can’t let go of a nipples in video we once jerked off to before the internet”…
Cuz I had no idea Mel B was pregnant, but now, I’ll forever have it etched into my mind thanks to an inappropriate choice in swimwear.
I am a firm beleiver that pregnancy is only a beautiful thing to other women….
Mel B proves that stupid tits, even when being pushed the up as hard as they can and being shown off as much as they fucking can, they do not erase a bitches manly, haggard, crackhead with AIDS and Hepatitis lookin’ face…..but it does a good job making me look the fuck away from it to get my 5 dollars I gave her to lick my ass worth….
Scary Spice was showing off some of her stupidly big tits I used to jerk off to before she was a mom, back when she was the hard nippled in music videos when I was stealing cable and before I had internet, leaving me little options to get off…it was a simpler time when throat fucking porn wasn’t the norm and people had to get creative in their masturbation…when it meant drilling a peep hole into your adopted sister’s room, using Victoria’s Secret catlogs, National Geographic or breast cancer awareness pamphlets with surivior pictures, and I am sure many worse things if I tried to think about it, you did what you had to do…and as her baby daddy, comedian Eddie Murphy, who wanted nothing to do with her can atest to, Mel B was unfortunately one of those things…
I realize that Mel B is probably pushing her mid 40s by now, and that no one in their mid 40s have sex appeal, but I guess it’s just hard to come to terms with, when the person in her mid 40s who has no sex appeal, is a bitch you jerked off to 15 years ago cuz she always had hard nipples in her music videos….
I guess these pics are of Mel B reminding us that if everything didn’t work out as amazing as it did for her, she could have always resorted back to being a crack whore…
Or maybe she’s just reminding us of how depressing growin’ fat and old is….
Or maybe she’s not trying to remind us of anything, cuz her scam has been pulled already and she’s just riding that shit totally oblivious to the outside world…and really who fucking cares…there’s no reason for this post and I don’t know why I fucking posted it…I just wasted my time….but I guess that’s the story of my life…
All this to say…bitch needs to get back on dancing with the stars, cuz this baggy dress doesn’t hide the fact that she’s taken her manly abs and traded them in for something all kinds of dumpy….
I hate guys who talk about when they jerk off. I just find it irritating conversation, not cuz it’s gay or cuz it turns me on, but because I don’t really care about when you’ve lowered yourself to your carnal urges and found a quiet and private corner to go at yourself like some kind of monkey in the fucking zoo. I don’t know why anyone would ever talk to their buddies about that shit. It’s just weird….that was until today, because back in 1997 when I had very few options cuz of no internet, no DVD or VHS player and no magazines, I jerked off to Mel B’s tits in the Spice Girl videos. We have gone a long way from being able to get off to some 28 year old’s hard nipples in a green tank top to now only being able to get off to throat fucking in circus costume porn cuz I’ve been desensitized….or maybe it’s cuz Mel B looks like a fucking monster and couldn’t keep me mesmorized with her titties…but the good news is that as fetishes change…maybe monster looking women will be the new throat fucking. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.
I wonder if Mel B’s fate would have worked out a little differently if she had named herself “Dainty Spice”, or “Lady Spice”, or “Attractive Spice”, or “I Don’t Have Boxer’s Face Spice”, or “I’m not built like my cock is bigger than my delts Spice”….
I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, but it’s definitely fucking scary, so I guess we can’t get mad at her for false marketing, she warned us this was coming…I just had no idea it would be this bad…
Mel B was the Spice Girl I liked best. Maybe it was my black chick fetish, that’s well over a decade old, but probably had more to do with her hard nipples and fit body…a fit body that looks like it may have got hooked on the testosterone her six pack was releasing into her system cuz she looks like her clit may have morphed into a dick. You may like that, as most closet cases do, but remember that maybe you should come out of the closet already, since most closet cases land AIDS, cuz when they finally let loose and listen to those urges, they kind forget about the little things, like putting a condom on before that burly man who spotted their insecurities and potential to be taken to the gay side rapes their ass raw dog cuz he know’s your virgin ass isn’t gonna come polluted…If you know what I mean….not that I know what I am talking about…I just know Mel B kinda looks like a chick….and was once a chick…but I don’t think she is anymore…and I’ll let you figure that one out while masturbating to these pictures….
Mel B is talented if you consider having a face so busted that it ruins good cleavage talent. Seriously, when she first hit the scene I didn’t really get why they called her Scary Spice, I thought it was some bullshit used to describe her excited and “crazy” attitude, but really it was a self-fulfilling prophecy about her face. It predicted that she’d end up a fucking monster and cleavage, hot body or half her head shaved can’t save that, not that you think it would, it’s really just more fuel for the fucking fire…
I like to hate on Mel B for looking more and more like a man and less and less like the girl in the Spice Girls’ first video with rocking hard nipples, but at the same time, most middle-aged unemployed cunts I know just get fat as fuck and far more disgusting that Mel B who I guess puts some effort in, despite how often she falls short of being hot….and really who the fuck cares, because the real issue at hand is the fact that I am wasting my time writing about this bitch, seriously, why the fuck am I writing about a Spice Girl. It’s not like this is my job, I fucking chose to do this post, and I hate myself for it…seriously…I need to get a job.
Here’s another example of society trying to steal a motherfucker’s culture from them, assuming Mel B has culture and isn’t just a useless haggard stripper with big tits who made it in the world of entertainment.
Maybe she had is on her way to meet her boyfriend’s family and they don’t like the whole interacial chick thing, but can stomach the fact that she has a black baby cuz she’s famous and probably adopted it from Darfur or some shit, and didn’t actually grow the motherfcker on her own in her womb with Eddie Murphey’s sperm without his consent…
Either way, this is some black folk denouncing their black like they were Michael Jackson, to make it in the America like they were Obama or some shit…
I don’t know what kind of movie this Dead Man Running is, but I do know that the premiere seemed to be a who’s who in nobodies, it was like the paparazzi thought a 50 cent movie may bring out someone of substance, someone who would give them a bit of a story, but were instead stuck taking pics of people they didn’t have any idea who they were or what they did.
They were probably talking amongst themselves thru their thick paparrazzi immigrant accents, saying shit like “I think the one with the tits was a Spice Girl” or some shit and I don’t really know since I wasn’t invited and since I don’t speak paparazzi, but I can tell you this, the movie Dead Man Running will not be winning any Oscars this year, so maybe Mel B’s fake tits are the only prize it will get…which is a pretty shitty prize….but good enough for this site….
Here are a couple other pieces of trash who helped make the Dead Man Running Premiere all the more classy….
We’ve already established that Mel B must have been a whore to get to where she is because based on her face, but I didn’t realize she’d get it on with anyone who comes along. I guess she’s the kind of woman who uses her pussy to make her feel like she’s got value, like she’s got it going on, like people still want her, like the best is yet to come because accepting that the good times have come and gone is a depressing thought, and that would explain her illegitimate pregnancy, and probably why she’s got this homeless lookin’ thing latching onto her. I used to know a girl who was like Mel B, with low self esteem who would use her pussy to self destruct by fucking tons of dudes without condoms, eventually ending up with many fucking STDs and a drug addiction, because there comes a point where your loneliness and lack of self worth because you get the same jobs as Aubrey O’Day take whatever attention or affection you can get as your standards and hygiene go out the window….
Here’s some celebrity hotdog eating contest where sluts posted with hotdogs in some kind of joke considering the bitches who showed up were all well versed in the art of sausage.
One was Mel B, an ex-spice girl with an illigitmate child from opening her vagina up for any sausage to cum inside it without putting a “ring on it”, the other Kim Kardashain, a fat Armenian rich kid with a sex tape and love of black sausage pissing on her and Holly Madison, a Playboy playmate who pretended to rock old man sausage to advance her worthless whore career.
But the real joke in all this is that Kim Kardashian isn’t seen posing with a hotdog, because I guess she doesn’t want us thinking she eats those kinds of foods, as it will have a negative impact on her workout dvd sales, but her ass tells a whole different story and her whore past leads me to believe that just last night, she was the life of the party after a few too many cocktails where she ended up demonstrating how to shove a package of 24 hotdogs in her mouth at the same time all in efforts to seduce a black man who thought her mouth was built too small for his girth…while tiding her hunger over til she got home where she pigs out alone everyday, all day.
