Michelle Hunziker is the hottest thing to come out of Switzerland since chocolote, expensive watches, neutrality, and Swiss bank accounts used to hide your fortunes…..a fortune that Michelle Hunziker hides in her bikini…because the miracle of this bitch is that she’s the mom of a fucking 16 or 17 year old….making them both legal to fuck in Canada…making them both the hottest mom/daughter threesome fetish since Shauna Sand and her 12 year old…..or Dina and Lindsay Lohan coke fueled orgy….or Kris and Kim Kardashian all filled with fat and tacky glamor….or Angelina Jolie and her army of asian babies that would be hookers in their home country if it wasn’t for her….I don’t know I’m not good at this game…but I am good at looking at the Hunziker bitch in a bikini….and apparently she’s good at being in a bikini

I’ve posting pics of this MICHELLE HUNZIKER – 35 YEAR OLD – IN HER BIKINI many times before….and I still have no idea who she is…..but apparently I was fascinated that she had a daughter when she was 19, because I’ve loved Teen Pregnancy well before MTV made a show about it, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that bounces back cuz it is not done puberty is porn to me….but so is a daughter who is now 16, and legal to fuck in Canada, making this Hunziker bitch the kind of hot mother I’d want to marry to stepfather her daughter with my penis at the same time as servicing my wife, her mother, Michelle Hunziker with my mouth…you know these extended family things work…unfortunately, I’m not rich enough to get with something like this, but I can look at her hot body in a bikini and that’s almost as good because it comes with way less emotional damage than it should, could or would….if I had the ability to make life work out my way….

Hot body, hot bikini, hot mom, good times….

I don’t even know who Michelle Hunziker is…but she’s got a great ass and she’s in a skimpy bikini and sometimes, usually all the time, that’s all you really need to know about a bitch….it makes her more appealing than when you have to listen to her talk, or to her ideas, or her opinions, or even when you scratch the surface of her personality and find her unbearable…that’s why I’m all about focusing on the surface for the sanity of all…

Amazing fuckin ass….just a lovely girl….one you can really appreciate….looking at her ass…

Here’s some more pictures of the mom with a body Michelle Hunziker. She’s the kind of pussy the local community pool needs to recruit instead of the immigrant mom pussy they’ve been getting to date. I’m talking the kind of bitch who reproduces like a fucking bitch, I’m talking 10 fucking kids and a vagina so big her idea of a bathing suid is a pair of sweatpants, making the whole experience no so erotic…but life’s not fair, and I’m stuck with stinky poor people and green shit filled pools, while bitches like this exist….cuz I suck at life.

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The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is not her ridiculous 33 year old body, or the fact that she’s been in a bikini showing it off the last week, or even that no one really knows what she is or what she has done but yet we still notice her, or that she’s got some prison tattoos that you’d expect to find on the lesbian raping you with a beer bottle in a back alley….The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is that she had her daughter when she was 19 and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, except when it is fat chicks who are pregnant because they no at a young age that it might just be their last chance to have a family cuz they are already bad and they are just gonna get worse, but for the most part, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that lets guys cum inside them for career advancement or the good life is porn to me….

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Michelle Hunziker is from Switzerland and in keeping with her heritage, she’s not really memorable, since she doesn’t get involved in any real scandals. Sure, rich people probably deposit things inside her anonymously, but she’s not relevant enough for anyone to really notice or care, except maybe her abortionist when she comes in month after month having to make the consequences of her Saturday night disappear…except that time she decided to keep her baby, that makes her a mom and this a mom body and that just throws me off….

Since I can’t post the pictures without getting sued, since I can’t afford to license the pics from the EVIL paparazzi, I’ll link out to one of my internet friends who isn’t as ghetto as me and who can afford to pay for the rights to the shit….

There’s some Italian piece of shit movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I’ve written about before, because the paparazzi agencies are posting pics of these random stars I’ve never heard of, but would want to seduce with my boyish good looks and by boyish good looks I mean my penis the size of a 3 year old’s penis, not that I know what I three year olds penis looks like, but I do know what my penis looks like.

I have heard of Michelle Hunziker, she’s some hot 30 something european bitch who has posed naked and shit, and apparently she acts.

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Michelle Hunziker is pretty much a nobody at least I have no idea who she is, but I have never been good with names. I do know that she’s lookin’ pretty good in her bikini this past weekend and that’s all I have to say about that, I figure if I spend more time on this shit, I’ll be reminded that my wife and pretty much no one I know looks this decent in a bikini and I have enough disappointments to get me through the rest of the day, like the fact that my wife ate my box of Cheerios and she won’t give me more money to buy more, or that I won’t be getting drunk tonight because my wife is taking me to an AA meeting, but enough about me, just look at this ass.