Now I can only assume that this is doctored because I can’t imagine this actually made it on the air, but scroll to the 1:55 mark. I don’t know where this Love Doctor’s been hanging out, but I assume it’s the Lohan/Ronson crack den. I like to keep my relationship alive by not hanging out with my wife and stealing money out of her purse to spend on getting drunk enough to touch young hot girls inappropriately then coming home and telling my wife how inadequate and disgusting she is, so that her self esteem becomes non existant, she gets fatter and has less confidence to leave me, and eventually dies when her heart explodes leaving me with her pension. It sounds a lot less romantic than it actually is.

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