I know this girl is a little kid, but I figure if she puts herself out there, I have the right to write about her. She’s Mick Jagger’s teenage daughter. She’s done some sexed up modeling and I think she looks like a typical rich kid because she looks like a fucking wreck…you know the richer they come, the less they shower and the more dazed and jacked on prescription pills they are, in something I don’t really understand, since if I was a rich kid, I’d be a champion tennis player at the country club, and as far from the gutter I am currently in as possible….

Either way, her father is a rockstar her mother is a model wreck and with those kinds of connections, it’s easy to get work doing what your spoiled brat ass always wanted to do and that’s model, because up until now, no one has paid much attention to your weird looking face, except people who wanted to fuck you to get to meet your parents and lucky for the modeling agency who is trying to impress her dad by giving her a gig, it i amazing what lights and make-up can do for a bitch.

I’d like to thank nepotism for her as I post these non-professional, non made-up, non lit pics…

Pics via Fame

This is Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall’s daughter Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger, she is 17 and you’d think too young to be a jacked on coke/heroin hipster fashionista slut, but I guess when you’ve got a trust fund, you’re never too young to go to fashion shows, dress in designer clothes unshowered and lookin’ like a fucking monster, I bet she has her own artist loft and has had anal sex at least twice.

Her name is Georgia May and she’s Mick Jagger’s 16 or 17 year old daughter with Jerry Hall. She’s a model and here she is in her bikini on vacation with her boyfriend, something I suggest all 16 or 17 year old’s do without their parent’s supervision because it makes teenage pregnancy that much more possible and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, almost as much as I love hangin outside abortion clinics to pretend I am pro-life just to help add guilty feelings to young sluts at an impressionable guilt ridden time. It’s my part in making the world a better place.

The truth is that rich kids grow up faster than middle class kids, they are on their own while their parents are out doing rich people things, they are raised by their nannies that they don’t really feel any major responsibility to, and they are given lots of money to shut them up, keep them occupied and fund all their cries for attention like running away from home, drug addiction and sympathising with kidnappers. That’s why most rich girls have vaginas of 47 year old prostitutes by the time they are 15 and you’ll know that I am right the second that Miley Cyrus sex tape hits and that I don’t post because it’s not worth going to jail again.

Either way, here is Georgia May in all her youthful fertility and experimental sex drive on the beach in a bikini when her parents are no where to be found…..