I am into this new Miley Cyrus in a big way….not only does she embrace the importance of fitness….working out everyday…giving her a tight fucking body I want to lick up and down like it was some kind of cold tasty treat on a hot summer day and I was some fat kid obsessed with cold tasty treats….
More importantly she also embraces not wearing a bra cuz it ruins her perky tits…in a save that shit for sloppy cunts who don’t work out….or who arent 18 with hot little perky tits….
And even more importantly….she does it in a sleeveless hipster shirt while running….cuz she doesn’t give a fuck…an attitude most girls should have…cuz if they did…maybe they’d be Miley Cyrus too…at least that’s what I tell them when trying to fuck them…
Apparently the Billboard Music Awards were on last night…and I had no idea….proving yet again that I am not a celebrity gossip blogger or industry insider in any way…I just post the hot pics of the bitches everyone praises…you know bitches who are over paid, over hyped, annoying egos that we’d all fuck but that aren’t as good as the media wants us to think….
Not to mention, that even if I did know the Billboard Music Awards were on, I wouldn’t watch them, cuz only shitty commercial, radio pop music I hate is celebrated in the shit, the scripting is bad, and the fact that rich people giving nonsense awards to other people, with no real value, other than that it makes money to celebrate idiots who have already pretty much won the lottery…..
I think the highlight hof the red carpt was Miley’s hot new body….with no bra….in a blazer….wearing a chain that is designed as some titty decoration….but that’s just because I’m really digging Miley’s fitness lately…..
I don’t know if Miley Cyrus has lovely, long fit legs…or if she just hangs out with Fat Midget Greek Fisherman looking motherfuckers to make her look like she does….but I do know that she’s got a slamming fucking body, a tight little thing I’d like to navigate with my mouth….especially when in boots, tube tops and mom jean shorts jacked up in her pussy, when mom jeans usually offend me cuz the bitches wearing them are pushing 30 and look like fucking moms…while Miley is still a fucking teen dream….
Miley Cyrus has a young tight body….something I have been seeing everywhere lately…thanks to girls getting ready for summer and dressing the fucking part…more open minded to short shorts and no bras….making every man a sex offender just leaving his fucking house….and I think it has something to do with the hormones in the foot…I have this theory that the hormones in the food affects the development of vaginas and sex drive…you know altering bitches to be busty, meaty pussy cunts, who wanna fuck and dress half naked….because all the meaty pussy I’ve seen in my life has been born after 1988…..around the same time food was being made in labs….and I’ve decided to go on a personal quest to study this…with no scientific background…but a labia measuring dream…in hand…I vow to try to reach a solid sample of girls to prove my theory to be truth….it is an exciting journey and I am glad to be taking it….
I don’t have the rights to post the amazingly hot pic of Miley’s mom, the recent divorcee, showing off her big fake tits, with hard mom nipples, yesterday on mothers day, to inspire us knowing the kind of morals and values a stripper looking bitch who married the dude who sang Achy Breaky and gold dug her way to LA with his money cuz she figured he was an accessible meal ticket better than her high school quarterback in her small town turned construction worker she was married to….the same morals ad values that sold her hot daughter to Disney execs….living the fucking dream….
The pornography in this to me is not Miley going to Disney braless for all the little kids to look on with excitement….wishing they were a ride of their own….what is pornography to me is that Miley’s tits, as well as her pussy, were a ride of their own to Disney Execs….which you know is fucking hot….especially since it happened through her formative years like this was th 1700s on the farm or in the Royal Palace…where she learned the much needed skills a woman should know but don’t tech in schools, even though it should be part of the Home Ec program, but everytime a teacher tries to introduce it, he gets arrested.
Miley Cyrus has been on an attention whore mission….some people say it is cuz her boyfriend is becoming too famous and she wants him to know she’s still got it….you know unlike your wife who let herself get fat and disgusting…..I say who fucking cares what the reason is…she’s young, fit and wearing workout gear I want to fuck off her with my mouth and genitals…..that was until today…when instead of smiling she covered up…maybe because she had bad plastic surgery or dental surgery, hicks are known to have bad teeth, and really who fucking cares, she’s still in leggings and her face was never what she was about…her hotness came in her tight little package and if anything this screams a willingness to have her face buried in a pillow as you slam her from behind…which always works for me better than staring at awkward facial expressions or listening to comments about how her daddy does it better….not that I am ever gonna fuck Miley, but get what I’m saying her…and that is that her playing up for th paparazzi like a spoiled cunt screaming “don’t look at me….don’t look at me….even though I want you to look at me even more now that I am drawing attention to myself covering my face cuz I have a pimple”…..opens up a whole bag of new fetishes for those of us who want to do bad things to her……good times.
I’ve been trying to seduce Miley Cyrus on twitter. I’ve asked her to treat me like the prize winning pig at the county fair….I’ve asked her to participate in incest roll playing games….but I just get ignored….realizing that she’s probably not into pretending the cock in her mouth is family, but is more into the cock in her mouth actually being family…you know she can taste the difference…..or maybe she’s just a snobby spoiled cunt who doesn’t bother with annoying comments on twitter cuz her inbred ass doesn’t know how to read or write…a small price to pay for dropping out of school for Disney and living an uneducated life with millions of dollars….leaving it up to one of her staff member who goes by the title of “MileyCyrus.com Social Media Manager”….who gets drunk after work and complains to her friends about how much of a cunt Miley is….like any bitter employee….a cunt I’d like to test it’s wetness with my penis….cuz Miley is hot.
I am hooked on Miley…From her being sexually experienced at a young age….to knowing hot to accomplish a subtle cocktease that makes us want to fuck her….to pulling nude pics at 16….she’s got it all figured out…which is amazing since she seems to be an inbred redneck moron….but it doesn’t take brains to take off clothes and show off a young tight body…and maybe that inbred retard is all part of her appeal….who cares..here’s her softcore pics for twitter….that I may or may not be addicted to. Hot legs, not that that’s saying much coming from me, I’m the kind of guy who’s into a double amputee’s legs…….I’ll take anything I can get and appreciate it until I am done and humiliated….if you know what I mean
I like Miley Cyrus….especially now that she’s got fit and is finally showing off her tight little body that despite being over 18 could still easily pass for being 16…at least when drunk and fucking her unproteted while trying to cum cuz you can’t feel anything cuz your dick is numb with over masturbation, and small with bad genes, and her vagina big with lots of use at a young age by Disney Execs, kinda like how smoking or body building at 12 stunts your growth, only with vagina and instead of stunting the shit it expands growth…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that tight body Miley likely has a droopy box….but we’ll never know….her bodyguards will never let us that close to her.
Yes, he is a drug dealer because he is black, in a luxury car, and talking to Miley. I’m racist like that Trayvon.
I mean what else could he be….an actor, a rapper, a business man? The son of a celebrity….sure…this is definitely Denzel Washington’s son…that’s it….but where is the fun in two rich kids hanging out, I guess the fun comes in the form of Miley’s outfit….her body….how nervous she looks that the paparzzi is watching her…probably cuz her redneck hick dad would not like the idea of some black sticking his dick in his little white daughter no matter how much of a slut he knows she is….it’s one of those racise white trash things that makes total sense to them but to no one else….you know don’t let a darky in you that’s wrong…just fuck daddy and his friends after bowling while Mommy works at the strip club….Incest…it’s a hell of a logical act…..
Either way, in case you don’t come to the site enough….I am in love with Miley’s little young body in a serious way….just look how tight it is in tight clothes….amazing…
I don’t know why I didn’t like Miley when she was a slutty 16 year old…I thought she had a wonky face and overall it annoyed me….maybe it was her babyfat…or the fact that I hate 16 year olds because they are fucking annoying…whether their asses are hot or not…cuz you see at 18…those asses are just as good and they have practice in their fucking and dealing with people….
But for some reason I’m hooked on this bitch now….all her pics….are hot…maybe my tastes have shifted int the world of inbred….maybe she gave us all a much needed break from her….maybe she’s more believable in her seduction and it is less contrived by the Disney Execs….it doesn’t matter…she shows skin and I stare….works out nicely…
I am hooked on Miley this week and it is unhealthy….
After the Showing Titty When Shopping ….and the crotch flashing ….and all the tight clothes wearing on her tight little young body…..I have been unable to look at normal sized girls young girls the same….
Just today, there were two bitches in leggings having a coffee, probably 19 and the oldest and they stood up with their little young asses and I thought to myself, they need more Miley Pilates…..now this is a serious issue….because enjoying young pussy in everyday life is one of my favorite things….and now this Miley bitch has ruined that for me….more reason to try to plan a good hate fucking….that I would love…
I have fell into her good old wholesome, billionaire, bratty LA kid with a hick accent from a broken home, with a relatively embarrassing father, trap…..
All because she’s looking amazing…tight bodied…the way I want my young pussy I like to think about fucking….but don’t actually fuck…you know look 16 when 19…to make shit legal…it will get you work…you fit little thing I want to chip a tooth on…
From Showing Titty When Shopping ….to crotch flashing ….she’s worth paying attention to…she does things right…from slutting out when she was underage….to maintaining her figure and cock teasing now…..I am in love…..thank you Disney for breeding such a fine specimen of fucked up child star slut.
Miley Cyrus is an amazing in bred, incest hick. I need to only cover Miley Cyrus news.
This is my second round with her today…this time for posting her bra on twitter, earlier, if you are too lazy to scroll down, was for shopping braless with her bare tit hanging out, all things I endorse, support…that make me wish I was a Disney Exec who taught her vagina all the tricks it knows with my penis, mouth, fingers, and inanimate objects……She’s good at this slutty, exhibitionist, young hot pussy thing…real good.
