Miley Cyrus was out in some tube top haller top shit and a pair of shorts jacked up her twat and I figure when a bitch who has been relatively boring compared to her pre-18th birthday days puts a little effort into her whoring out for motherfuckers to jerk off to the shit…we need to collectively support…cuz she’s just one meth hit away from ending up in a trailer park with 6 babies with different daddies after burning through all her Disney money…see cuz she’s ghetto trash and ghetto trash can easily fall into their destiny….it just takes one hit…
These are some pictures that were sold to TMZ of Miley getting down and dirty with a penis cake…like all women do when drunk and faced with a penis cake…cuz girls are all horny sluts at any age….from 16th birthday parties to 65 year old menopausal parties…all women go nuts for penis cake…
The only real alarming factor in all this is that these pics are of her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth’s Birthday…and when dudes start getting black cock cakes at their birthday parties…you know there’s a reason for Miley’s pent up sexual energy…..she’s fed up of sucking his dick and taking it up the ass so he can smell the gay sex while wearing a mustache…see cuz straight dudes don’t stand for penis cakes at their birthdays….not even if it’s just for jokes..
Either way, I like the way Miley’s hustling the cock…she’s good and this whole thing is pretty fucking hot…especially the one with a knife….and really what’s the big fucking deal…all t is is a bitch eating some cake…people need to lighten up a bit…
Miley Cyrus is doing good for the world….See she went wholesome, less slutty than she was at 16 and 17, because she knew she’d get a ton of attention…and now she’s going all hippie, hipster, I have small tits and don’t need a bra, which happens to be way fucking hotter than when a bitch tries to act like whore, because it’s subtle eroticism…that I can actually get turned on by….even as PG-13….as a hard nipple is….shit like this in a world of smut makes me remember a time when a hard nipple was all I need to cum….especially after being surronded by throat fuckers, gangbangers, vaginas that have been to hell and back all week….I dig it…
Finally….a good old fashioned see through fucking t-shirt picture of a bitch I want to see in a see through shirt…It’s been a while since something like this has gone down…and sure I’m in Vegas surrounded by whores…half naked…breast implants everywhere….but seeing a little Miley nipple in picture is all I really neeed…..as a sidenote I’d like to say I’m surprised I am alive right now…I have never drank as much as I did last night…..I may be dead and this may be heaven…or some afterlife….
Here’s a vdeo of Miley in concert the other day in South America…..she leaves the crowd with some inspiring words of wisdom with her hick accent….after thanking the crowd for making her dreams come true…she makes the bold statement that her purpose in life is to “spread a message of love”…..and if that’s not some hippie shit to warm your cold black heart with self righteous bullshit she spews….then maybe her push up bra amazing cleavage is….cuz I know I’ll embrace whatever level of crazy a bitch talks while showing off titty…cuz I’m always just in it for the titty….
Miley Cyrus is in a movice called LOL. This ass picture is apparently Miley in the trailer. I don’t normally care about 18 year old girls in their panties…no wait…I always care about 18 year old girls in their panties and that’s exactly why I’m posting this…even though Miley may or may not be the fucking devil…her cute young ass takes priority.
Oh Shit….Miley may not be a whore anymore….you know cuz she turned 18 and there’s no point to be a whore after 18 cuz no one will notice…but she is in a bikini showing off that tight little body that I for some reaso appreciate more now that it’s not crying for attention but just living off her stupid money in her bank account making a real difference in society and in her life because she can… you know with studying to be a doctor who is going to work in the third world saving aids babies for free….no wait financed by her…because she can….she’s a hero who get it …oh wait….she’s not doing any of that she’s a vapid little cunt like the rest of Hollywood…but at least she’s in a bikini
Some of my most erotic experiences have happened in Laundromats….from sniffing dirty panties…to stealing hot girl panties from their dryers…to meeing drifters….the laundromat has given me many orgasms…..unlike thes pictures of Miley Cyrus in a Laundromat for some photoshoot…but I’m a firm believer in “if it’s got a pussy, it’s worth jerking off to”….
The highlight of my weekend was not sitting on my creepy neighbor’s couch trying to drink his shitty homemade wine because I was hoping to get drunk for free before hitting the streets looking for the tail end of the office Christmas parties going on around the city….you know the table scraps of lonely secretaries…while he was watching some first annual giving awards or some shit…the kind of show that would make me want to commit suicide and ignore the resources one of the winners created and is being honored for to prevent people from committing suicide….but Miley’s tits looked awesome and here are the pics.
Here’s some shitty pictures from some homosexual campaign of Miley Cyrus in some semi-see through but totally not erotic shirt unless it is old and she’s 16 in the shit cuz 16 year olds aren’t supposed to be in see through shirts, they are supposed to be wholesome and not fucking even though their periods and natural capacity of being able to give birth paints a different fucking picture…but fuck biology and genetics…instead follow arbitrary rules of what someone decided is right or wrong…like gay marriage….teen brides are a cause we should all get behind….and petition…you perverts have rights too damnit…
These are some shitty pics of Miley Cyrus in a push up bra that make her tits look like implants…but for some reason I felt compelled to save and upload these pictures of Miley and I’m sticting to my instinct….sure she’s 18, no one cares about her anymore, she’s not naked, but she should be, she hasn’t released a sex tape, she’s getting fat, she’s all boring and in a long term relationship, and just living off her money…not giving the public shit, and above all she’s not all that hot…but dude it’s a push up bra that makes her tits look like implants, which is awesome in pictures, and annoying when you bring the bitch home after partying, only to find the tits you’ve been staring at all night are a fucking a-cup…false marketing….here are the shitty pics.
I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.
Here are some pics of Miley in her bikini, fucking around with her boyfriend, crying for attention from the hired paparazzi who are likely paying her to make this almost natural event look like it isn’t staged…..If this was a few years ago, I’m sure the pics would be more interesting, cuz when she was underage and coming into herself, she was a lot more fun and better at playing with the media using her sexuality…..but as soon as she turned 18, that all changed and she faded into obscurity, cuz that’s just the power of being 17, illegal and jailbait…there’s a reason Youtube and REddit have jailbait sections and that is that oppressed Americans who can’t fuck 16 year olds, still want to real bad…..and who really cares….I figured she’d have a sex tape by now, showing off all she learned at Disney but I guess at least she’s in a bikini….cuz Bikinis are magical.
I think 18 year old girls in their panties is always amazing…whether they are cunts…or just have tight, barely used compared to the sluts I know, even if they are sluts who rocked the Disney execs with little cunts….it just looks fucking good…..and is always fun to touch…and I know this first hand….It’s part of the reason my stepdaughter moved out at 18, I just walked in on her in her room over and over and over again….whether she was asleep or awake until it became awkward…as my erection pressed against her back….but we’re not related by blood and she’s legal…so whatever blame her and her panties and not me….
Either way, I’m not a Miley Cyrus fan….but get anything in their panties…and I fall in love….just keep this bitch in photo and not in video cuz that’s when everything changes, naked or not, she’s annoying….unless I can’t hear her spoiled twang….
Miley got half naked for Prestige magazine, which would have been more interesting if she wasn’t 18, or fully naked….cuz this shit is just boring.
Apparently, she told the magazine that she doesn’t understand why she’s got a “Good girl gone bad” repulation because she’s dating the same guy for 2 years, which was code for always being a bad girl, you know cuz to be a Disney girl you need to suck dick and let older men eat you out at a young age in exchange for celebrity, cuz lets face it, being Billy Ray’s daughter was filled with wealth from Achy Breaky Royalties, but not high profile enough to get the gig given to her….she had to work it for that…
