VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……
Wanna know the number one way to ruin a set of supermodel, lingerie and bikini model, in her bikini when not getting paid, but cuz she likes it, all for the paparazzi pics….throw in her new born baby and husband into the mix…so that harsh reality of her vagina’s condition and the kind of wholesome girl she is…nothing hot about that…
This is the kind of shit that makes a virgin loser nerd with no friends and no pussy prospects because he’s too busy reading comics and playing video games…head explode….
A lingerie model dressed like an action figure…they fantasized about fucking the last 30 fucking years of their pathetic…lonely…sad…depressing lives….
Sure it is an wasy way to get attention maybe…it’s the Olivia Munn strategy….and other low level people’s strategy to fame…and I’m just posting it cuz I like pussy in tight clothes…
Sometimes staring at a mom’s tits in a push-up bra her team of handlers enforce because they’ve invested millions in her, 100s of millions in the bra technology, and stand to make billions of dollars every year….is far better than staring at her face…or even her stomach…so I don’t know what went wrong here…maybe it’s her one day a year off from making her tits look like implants cuz they probably are implants….in her corporate titty sponsor’s titty enhancers…
Victoria’s Secret is probably filling a few giant warehouses full of crates of money today…you know since 90 percent of people are done their Christmas shopping, and Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year for these corporate monsters…this is what they work for….this is what their business revolves around…this is why they go to third world countries and abduct hot bust bitches who look good in push up bras for…you know like Miranda Kerr….straight from Austraila who they gave millions of dollars to and a celebrity husband who gave her a child….all for one small sacrfrice…showing the world her fucking knickers….if only stripping was this good for everyone….
I don’t know when these pics were taken…it doesn’t matter….I just know I can see Miranda Kerr’s nipple…something I’ll argue is more fun to look at than her tits in a bra….even a billion dollar bra…cuz the whole concept of the billion dollar is so stupid…probably just as annoying to get off….and if you did it’d be too tempting to kill the bitch and keep the shit turning you to a life of fucking crime as a fugitive….forced to kill yourself on your way to mexico…nothing but problems…but nipples…they are just so elegant and lovely….far more pleasurable uncovered than covered…..here are the romantic pics…for you to be romantic with yourself with….
Everyone made such a big deal about new mom Miranda Kerr wearing the Victoria’s Secret million dollar bra, you know cuz of all the hard marketing that went behind it…but I’m pretty sure I’d rather see her naked any fucking day…..so you can thank Industrie Magazine for making the bitch get naked for fashion…but I’ll just thank her slutty, stripper ways….What a slut…Good times…
I don’t know if Miranda Kerr has gone out and got herself some implants, or if she is still breast feeding her 2 year old, or if she’s just contractually obligated to wear ridiculous push up/padded bras that make her tits look like implants everywhere she goes because she has sold her pussy to a corporation that makes their billions on making shitty tit look good…and it doesn’t fucking matter…because I’m not the disappointed dude bringing the bitch home to fuck….I’m just the pervert looking at her slutty cleavage….so here are some pics that work for me…
I don’t understand the paparazzi…..they stake out a spot, wait for a celebrity to leave, sometimes for hours at a time, and then snap off pics of the shit, but rarely get the picture we all want to see, like of the bitch’s mom ass in the tight pants….I know if I was a paparazzi, along wih being an illegal immigrant, likely Armenian, all my pictures would be of ass and titty, cuz really that’s what fucking matters….these pics of models walking are only good for the real fans/real weirdos who can get off to this kind of thing, while us normal people, yes I laughed to myself when I wrote that, need to cross reference her titty pics from the past, you know revisit her lingerie pics and that defeats the whole point of this…
I’m only posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr because she’s got great legs after bouncing back from her pregnancy in a good way, unlike countless women before her who don’t get paid millions to be half naked, but who instead gave up their careers and independence to be in this prison sentence called marriage and family, and the only defense they have is to make themselves as unattractive as possible for their husbands, so that they don’t try to fuck them and knock them up again to start that horrible cycle all over again…..I mean revenge has gotta be why once hot chicks who get married and have kids end up thick….I mean that or laziness and a valid excuse for the shit….
I’m also posting these pics to remind you that the busty, implant looking tits you see of hers in catalog, don’t actually exist, it is all false marketing, padding, and millions of dollars of engineering to make happen, not to that that’s a bad thing, she’s hot, it just is shitty when you get surprised after bringing a bitch pulling the same stunts home, but you likely don’t have to worry about that….so I’ll just post the pics…
As a guy who doesn’t have sex with hot girls or girls who are in the clubs looking hot…
I am a huge fan of these padded bras that make little real tits look like they are huge implants because I get to appreciate the show and the fact that a billion dollar company probably spent millions upon millions on making this fucking happen while kids in their backyards were starving cuz the state of the economy makes their families fucking broke….
See cuz I don’t have to deal with the disappointment of when you get the seemingly busty slut back home, only to find out she’s barely I fucking b-cup, but I can see how annoying that kind of lie would be, since I used to stuff my pants with a 10 inch dildo back when I was younger, and saw the disappointment from any girl I convinced to fuck me after dancing with them all night….Yes there was a time I wasn’t a pathetic loser unable to get laid…
Here’s Miranda Kerr showing her mom body that’s been photoshopped to shit and I like it…
I generally don’t love thinking about mom pussy…but I do love panty flashes, or vagina flashes, or just vagina in general, that if it comes along, I can’t turn my back to it….
I generally do love bikini models, whether they have mom pussy or not….especially when they are bikini and lingerie models….
I generally don’t love when girls know they have the potential of flashing panty, you know like by wearing a short skirt, so they double up and put on a pair of thick boyshorts on, so there is no embarrassming….
I generally do love when a girl wears sheer panties or no panties under all circumstances….
What I’m trying to say is that other bitches would have rocked a thick pair of underwear when modeling for fear of something like this happening, but Miranda Kerr just carries it like a fucking pro…maybe cuz she wanted this to happen…and mom pussy or not…shit looks tight to me…..
I love the way these terrorist criminal master minds at Victoria’s Secret have made bra’s make tits look like implants, mainly cuz I don’t bring busty girls showing off great cleavage home, so I don’t have to deal with the disappointment when the pads and harnesses come off….but as annoying as that sounds to some who it has happened to, it sounds like heaven to me cuz thanks to my wife, I’ve been forced to deal with sloppy fat old lady tit for the last decade…it is like being buried alive in quick sand if you hit it from the angle…and I’m too old for those kinds of risk taking events…making little tit that looks good in a bra heaven to me….
Not to say Miranda Kerr’s tits are milk filled and amazing….but so many girls in this bras aren’t….
Miranda Kerr is probably one of the best mom’s out there…not cuz she lovingly cares for her baby….but because she bounced the fuck back from the pregnancy that I am capable of looking at her slutty twitter pics, in a silky robe, showing some leg and cleavage before doing a fashion show, all made up, and in the self-shot slut pose, cuz she probably felt hot and like she was looking her best, which is pretty convenient cuz I’m thinking she probably was, you know finally back at work after all those months of having her staff of nannies take care of her kid as she hit the gym….not that I ever care about the personal life of bitches I’ll never meet…I’m just more interested in looking at her tits…
Miranda Kerr was on the runway modeling for some company because she’s still a fucking model and that’s what models do…despite having a kid or as I like to call having her vagina explode into a messy mess that was once highly erotic but is now just like some horror movie shit…at least that’s what I assume…but most mom pussy I’ve seen has been that of ghetto hookers and not quality girls who probably smell like fancy perfumes like this amazing set of tits…but I like to imagine her very fucking genitally damaged..
Here’s the video of the pictures that some weirdo put together…
