As a guy who doesn’t have sex with hot girls or girls who are in the clubs looking hot…
I am a huge fan of these padded bras that make little real tits look like they are huge implants because I get to appreciate the show and the fact that a billion dollar company probably spent millions upon millions on making this fucking happen while kids in their backyards were starving cuz the state of the economy makes their families fucking broke….
See cuz I don’t have to deal with the disappointment of when you get the seemingly busty slut back home, only to find out she’s barely I fucking b-cup, but I can see how annoying that kind of lie would be, since I used to stuff my pants with a 10 inch dildo back when I was younger, and saw the disappointment from any girl I convinced to fuck me after dancing with them all night….Yes there was a time I wasn’t a pathetic loser unable to get laid…
Here’s Miranda Kerr showing her mom body that’s been photoshopped to shit and I like it…
I generally don’t love thinking about mom pussy…but I do love panty flashes, or vagina flashes, or just vagina in general, that if it comes along, I can’t turn my back to it….
I generally do love bikini models, whether they have mom pussy or not….especially when they are bikini and lingerie models….
I generally don’t love when girls know they have the potential of flashing panty, you know like by wearing a short skirt, so they double up and put on a pair of thick boyshorts on, so there is no embarrassming….
I generally do love when a girl wears sheer panties or no panties under all circumstances….
What I’m trying to say is that other bitches would have rocked a thick pair of underwear when modeling for fear of something like this happening, but Miranda Kerr just carries it like a fucking pro…maybe cuz she wanted this to happen…and mom pussy or not…shit looks tight to me…..
I love the way these terrorist criminal master minds at Victoria’s Secret have made bra’s make tits look like implants, mainly cuz I don’t bring busty girls showing off great cleavage home, so I don’t have to deal with the disappointment when the pads and harnesses come off….but as annoying as that sounds to some who it has happened to, it sounds like heaven to me cuz thanks to my wife, I’ve been forced to deal with sloppy fat old lady tit for the last decade…it is like being buried alive in quick sand if you hit it from the angle…and I’m too old for those kinds of risk taking events…making little tit that looks good in a bra heaven to me….
Not to say Miranda Kerr’s tits are milk filled and amazing….but so many girls in this bras aren’t….
Miranda Kerr is probably one of the best mom’s out there…not cuz she lovingly cares for her baby….but because she bounced the fuck back from the pregnancy that I am capable of looking at her slutty twitter pics, in a silky robe, showing some leg and cleavage before doing a fashion show, all made up, and in the self-shot slut pose, cuz she probably felt hot and like she was looking her best, which is pretty convenient cuz I’m thinking she probably was, you know finally back at work after all those months of having her staff of nannies take care of her kid as she hit the gym….not that I ever care about the personal life of bitches I’ll never meet…I’m just more interested in looking at her tits…
Miranda Kerr was on the runway modeling for some company because she’s still a fucking model and that’s what models do…despite having a kid or as I like to call having her vagina explode into a messy mess that was once highly erotic but is now just like some horror movie shit…at least that’s what I assume…but most mom pussy I’ve seen has been that of ghetto hookers and not quality girls who probably smell like fancy perfumes like this amazing set of tits…but I like to imagine her very fucking genitally damaged..
Here’s the video of the pictures that some weirdo put together…
It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….
I don’t know when these pictures are from. I don’t know who took them. I just know that they are of Miranda Kerr jogging in what may be a see through shirt in what may be company issued bra to ensure she’s got it going on anytime she is seen in public as she represents the evil underwear brand…that may be too small for her…and unable to contain her mom tit…showing the world what may be nipple…probably done on purpose as some kind of passive aggressive protest cuz Victoria’s Secret does this thing called “owning” their bitches and making “titty slaves” out of them…and sometimes first world bitches get mad about it…while the Brazilians and Eastern Europeans don’t…thanks to being an appreciative people who don’t want to go back to their war torn/tribal villages…and really as long as the protests are jogging mom nipple…I’m down to support the cause….a cause I invented in my crazy head…distracted by hot model body….I want to explore like the post birth mystery it is….
When you’re a bra model for an evil controlling corporation and it is your job to have a tit that looks great under all circumstances….coupled with a recent pregnancy and milk filled tit…you get moments like these. I have a feeling this is what Kelly Clarkson was singing about the day she won American Idol….
Here’s a hot model turned mom turned model again cuz it pays the fucking bills and she’s signed over her life and first born to the big bad victoria’s secret corporation…like some kind of robot made in a lab…cuz other bitches I know with kids don’t even have this kind of body before they have the kids….a robot programmed to look hot and pose….and here she is posing as she does menial bullshit jobs that hired Mexicans were meant to do before robot model bitches decided to feel useful and entitled and did the shit themselves, in some kind of everyone’s a lesbian, cuz in the 50s and 60s there’s no way a hot bitch, especially a rich one married to a celebrity would be pumping gas like a high school drop out with no teeth and a dad for a brother, if you know what I mean, Cletus….so if watching hot bitches do their own dirty work like a bunch of blue collar pieces of shit….this post is for you….
I call these pics “Owned by a billion dollar bikini corporation so I always have great cleavage”……
The real interesting thing about these pics is that you can see her ass from the front, one of my many fetishes….maybe it’s a side effect of having a kid 6 months earlier and bouncing back in some Guinness World Record way…I mean shit, I’m pretty much a housewife based on the amount of work I do and the amount of sitting on my ass all day, and none of the girls from the breast feeding group I’m an unofficial part of, but know every where the girls meet each week, not one of the baby momma’s has got an ass like this….giving these pics an alternative title called “None of the bitches at my breast feeding group with new borns have a body like this, maybe cuz they don’t get paid millions to have bodies like this, but more likely cuz they are lazy and in it together cuz pregnancy reminded them of a childhood passion for cake they left behind in trying to find a husband through their teens and twenties”….you can choose which you like better…I’ll be busy staring at the pics…
Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations…
That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires…
You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do…
But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…
Victoria’s Secret pussy looks better when it is half naked and not standing with the dude from Saved by the Bell’s stupid looking spic face, not cuz I am one of those “I wish I was the brownie with the hot pussy” jealous kind of people, you know like the nerds who get mad when they find out a celeb is dating Leonardo DiCaprio or some shit, like when they want vengence on the fucker for stealing their fantasy bride they’ve never net, but just because Mario Lopez annoys me at my fucking core.
This picture was posted to facebook less than an hour ago. It is of Miranda Kerr and a Victoria’s Secret thing, cuz as you know once you go Victoria’s Secret, you never go back and not cuz no white guys will take you back, but because they got you on serious lockdown…..It’s a lifetime commitment, but one willing to be taken, cuz shit by default makes you one of the hottest model in the world.
That said, Miranda Kerr looks amazing. She just had a kid, those legs are next level, I may or may not be in love, but I sure as hell plan to masturbate thinking of her at least once in the next 6 to 8 weeks, and I never masturbate to celebrities…hell I don’t even masturbate…but she’s just that well put together that it’s hard not to masturbate to her….If you know what I mean.
This is her, unposed, unpolished, unprophotographed, unphotoshopped, all spectacular. Maybe I’m a little overly excited and need to relax some.
We went through this yesterday. Whether she got implants or she’s just milk filled, she’s got a contract with Victoria’s Secret that reads, your tits are ours, don’t let them ever fuck around, without being in the best bra we custom made you, based on designs from our Aeronautical engineer and team of designers, that make your tits the most perfect they can be, cuz the second you have a shitty tit day, we look bad, and we’re a billion dollar industry that owns you, and we can’t let that happen, and to prevent that from happening, wear this, put on this see through tank top, walk around for the paparazzi, make the world forget you ever got pregnant, faster than it took Orlando Bloom to cum the night you got pregnant…If you know what I mean…
I know that Miranda Kerr is pretty much sponsored by Victoria’s Secret, and that they have engineers working hard on making her the perfect fitting bra that gives her new mother tits the perfect amount of support, cleavage, shape, perfection… that make the shits look like better than implants, even though implants suck, that make the shits look like heaven….
So I look at these cleavage pictures with caution…cuz I know billion dollar companies won’t let their spokesperson ever be seen with shitty tit saggy…sloppy mom tit….but that caution seems irrelevant…the more I stare…cuz who really cares how real or engineered these are….lets just be happy they are here.
