Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles….

“Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards…

Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…

So I guess these two girls weren’t happy with the level of fame being in a Miss Universe Pageant got them back in 2008 because no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe Pageants, so they stepped it the fuck up by releasing the sex tape shot of them fucking the photographer last year at the Pageant in Vietnam and like all sex tapes, it has ended up on the internet.

One of the sluts is Miss Trinidad and Tobago named Anya Ayoung Chee and the other is Miss Japan named Hiroko Mima and here are the clips of their threesom, facials, anal and whatever the fuck else went on in the video since I didn’t watch all of it, but I did watch it long enough to notice the same tattoo on one of the girls as in her picture, pretty much proving that it is her, since tattoos are the only way to tell asian people apart.

The world is filled with whores, I’m not too upset about that….These videos are PORN and NSFW….Obviously…It’s a fucking sex tape….

Here are the pictures of these girls for you to do the comparision yourself and I will anxiously await the lawyers letters to take the shit down, which is all part of the fun of the internet, cuz this shit’s already done the fucking rounds. Good times, but not as good of a time as what went down for the photog during the Miss Universe Pageant…

Anya Ayoung Chee

Hiroko Mima

I was watching an interview with Heidi Montag on one of those Access Hollywood type shows over the weekend while at my friend’s house. She was being asked about her tits and how they aren’t as big as she wants them to be and then they went into the amount of orgasams she has in a day where she went on about Spencer’s dick being perfection, and the whole thing disgusted me but not as much as her Miss Universe performance where I am pretty sure she was lip syncing the worst song in the history of songs and the whole thing is fuckin’ with my head, because for the most part, fake titty blonde girls doing shitty stage shows is a huge part of who I am and what I like doing with my time…..but I won’t let scum like this twat and her stupid publicity stunts affect me, she’s just a fucking joke and everything she does is pretty laughable, even if she makes a lot more money than all of us combined, she’s still a fucking clown and I’ll just wait patiently for the day Spencer’s hanging from the rafters in a Canadian Motel after stuffing her in a suitcase….yes, this is a what too soon situation….

I have no idea how I slept on these week old pictures of Miss Universe at Atlantis in the Bahamas rockin’ out in a bikini, but I did, so I’m trying to make up for lost time by putting them up today.

I have a problem of forgetting to check other sites or bother caring about much other than my own demise, that usually makes great things like this bitch in a bikini slip through my greasy fingers…and when I try to make up for it, it’s usually too late and either goes unnoticed, unappreciated, or just offends the person for trying after making it clear that I just don’t give a fuck..but since she’s has a solid body, shit’s timeless.

The interesting thing in all this is that she’s at the Atlantis Resort and the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant is set to take place that the Atlantis Resort and I have a feeling this shit’s some PR bullshit that Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Pageant’s got up his money grubbing sleave and I just fell for it and I guess I’m okay with that, but would be a lot better with it if I was given free rooms for the fucking free publicity I gave you, it’s fucking winter, I can’t afford heat and I’m cold man…

This is all over the news, so I thought I’d throw it up to start the day and for everyone who hasn’t seen it yet to laugh, because seeing people fall is always funny.

Maybe I just like seeing the failed dreams of a little American girl who spent her life thinking about this day at the Miss Universe pageant and finally finds herself at the event and in the top 10, so close to making it come true that the taste of victory is on this bitches lips but she cracks under the the pressure and ends up on her ass.

Maybe this is just a self-sabotaging moment to get back at this girl’s mom, who’s been forcing her to do these pageants since she was a kid, and the dream of being Miss Universe was forced on her by her crazy pagenat mom, and despite being lucky to come out alive and non Jon Benet Ramsayed, still had to commit pageant suicide to come to grips with the deep routed pain she feels.

Maybe I just like seeing the USA fail on the international level even with something so insignificant as a beauty pageant, but I think the truth is that I just like seeing bitches fall on their asses especailly while in beauty pageants, because let’s face it, the brain power it takes to be in one of these contests is about none and seeing Miss USA struggle to put one leg over the other and walk just proves how retarded she is.

Either way, watch the video.