I know. Seeing Pam Anderson modeling for her boring played out homo club kid friend after all these years never gets old, but she does. Seriously, her body, no matter how hard she tries to keep it up to date, it just keeps falling short, but I guess gay people are just drawn to how fun and famous she is and don’t care that she looks like a fuckin dude as her feminity slowly drips out of her in her final periods, if anything they celebrate that dry pussy shit….
The sad news is that I’d still suck the hepatitis out of her dirty used up pussy, but that’s not saying much for Pam Anderson, it’s just saying a whole lot about me.
Bonus – Some Amanda Lepore Nipple for the Weird Tranny Lovers….
I don’t know about you but the idea of “Wedding” themed lingerie is pretty much counter intuitive, and I don’t even know what counter intuitive means, I just know that there is nothing hot about getting married, and that no dude fetishizes about about his wedding night and that this little outfit is definitely designed for women to masturbate in, since we only get married when we’ve given up on life and figure we can’t do any better than the bitch we are with and are willing to accept that this is fuckin’ it.
Our wedding night is never the best sex of our lives, if anything our wives are too tired to really put out proper, foreshadowing what is to come. Not to mention the best sex of our life happend on vacation with this hot chick who happened to be on the resort and who was recently single and ready to spite her ex for cheating on her by giving a radom guy the best sex of his life for an entire week and little fucking compares to that….
Her name is Nieve Jennings, I don’t know anything about her, but I know her wedding fetish outfit is really fucking depressing
I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t.
All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean…
But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him.
Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.
I am all for helping out family to get ahead. You know really milking the industry that you have been a huge success in from all angles. Calling on friends and promising to do more business with them if they hook up your neice, daughter, neighbor, whatever. That’s all part of the reason the rich get richer and we all just stay the fucking same. I really don’t blame them for my fate, or the life I live and I’m not even bitter than this bitch is working as a model when she would be better suited to do porn. I just hope there aren’t too many of these family member approved aspiring models who have faces only a family member could love, because as a member of the public, I prefer my models to be hot and half naked….
I get that a bitch needs to make a living. I also get that a bitch doesn’t want to only be known as the bitch who gets half naked. I get that she may feel objectified being a body in a bikini or panties and feels the need to legitimize herself as a body who also wears clothes. It’s like pornstars who also strip who don’t want people to think they only fuck for money, they also have the art of striptease, you know where they usually started out before going labia out and who just didn’t give it all up for free…but what these idiots don’t understand is that we don’t care what you used to do, or that there was a time when you were just a regular model or a regular stripper, we care about you strictly because we jerk off to you, so doing this is just like a spit in all of our faces.
Nothing says obnoxious ego like this bitch who was once just a simple teenage girl shopping in a mall before being discovered like a bitch who let her American fame and fortune get to her fucking head, so that when she is at home in Australia she has to annoy everyone around her by acting all fucking important, when no one at home really gives a fuck cuz you’re still that awkward bitch who worked at the videostore or some shit, but now who can’t even get out of the fuckin house without getting her hair and make-up done, so that she can show off her poses she’s practived for the paparazzi she’s hired to really drive the point home. I’d still love to cum on her face and give her something to smile about….
Kate Moss has this thing going for her that I can only really explain as model genes, because no matter how many cocks she’s swallowed in her big fat pussy, no matter how many herpes outbreaks she’s had that have gone untreated only to scab and scar her pussy up, no matter how many other STDs she’s had along the way thanks to fucking the dirtiest needle sharing rockstars, no matter how many genital warts have gone undetected due to neglect that have turned into pre-cancerous cells and no matter how many showers she’s skipped in a row making her pussy smell like a sewage pipe…she’s still Kate Moss and she’s still fucking hot….
This Victoria's Secret shoot is dominating the internet the past couple of days because Victoria's Secret are smart fucking marketers who hire the paparazzi to follow them onto shoots to release to the public who is already obsessed with their models because their maodels are fucking hot and have been turned into celebrities in their own right, meaning anytime any pervert mentions any of these bitches, Victoria's Secret is getting a fucking plug. It's like their own army of hot pussy to fight for their cause, which is a lot more than I can say for myself, because the only army I have is scabies on my thigh, or yeast infection on my foot that aren't actually working for me cuz if I don't get shit sorted out, I will have to get amputated and the smell is pretty miserable for everyone around me, so kids out there, if you don't want this to happen to you....change your socks...
That said, I bet Miranda Kerr is a total cunt, especially when she gets her period, partially because she's Australians and Australians are all trash, but also because the ones who look all wholesome and nice are usually the twats and she's so used to being pampered and her ego's is more massaged than your cock that you happen to rub down multiple times a day cuz everyone needs love even if you have to give it to yourself ...but that just makes me want to fuck her harder but with more rage in my thrust....now all I need to do is figure out how to get a boner...
Doutzen Kroes is big and she doesn’t really prove that she’s not as thick as she seems when standing next to a pregnant chick in a bikini, an tool used for generations to make bigger girls look skinny by comparison, because this pregnant chick looks like something Doutzen could eat for lunch, or even a snack to muster up the energy to get back on the beach running, cuz these pics of her being sitting, scratching her fat ass and recovering between shots is lazy because lazy is what got her this big in the first place, and once you get this big it makes not being lazy impossible because your stamina is down, your energy level is down, and just getting out of bed is a struggle.
Seriously, I know from experience, I just rolled out of bed, dry heaved in the bathroom after having what must have been an asthma attack, before shitting myself when I got outside to walk my stupid dog cuz I thought it was just a fart. I figure that hard drinking may be reason, but obesity probably plays a factor, or maybe it’s just all in my fucking head, but what I do know is that if I was pretending to run on the beach and if I didn’t die of a heart attack in the process, I’d be doin’ the Doutzen and taking a breather too…..
Either way, she’s a bit of a monster I’d like to fuck, I can’t hold the fact that her fingers are bigger than my penis against her, since most women fingers are bigger than my dick and I’d leave my life womanless…..She should just step up her shit and stop hanging with pregnant chicks and start hanging with Precious cuz I guess since winning Golden Globes isn’t her specialty, making bitches who stand next to her look skinny is.
Yes, I’ve posted other pics of this shoot, but these are new ones….seriously…
Some Model who is actually a stripper who wanted to be a model named Paula Sladewski who was 26 years old and in a Playboy video called the Ultimate Playmate Search back in 2003 was found burnt in a trash can , RIP Motherfucker, I guess she was hangin with the wrong crowd, as strippers tend to do or maybe just in the wrong place at the wrong time, like at a ghetto stripclub when a psychopath was there, but it confirms that the world is a sick fucking place.
I figured I’d post some pictures of her before she was burned beyond recognition….I hope they catch the killer who is probably her boyfriend and while they are lookin’ let’s celebrate her life….but I couldn’t find the video she was in..
Candice Swanepoel is making her way to the top of the bikini model ladder and rightfully so. I’ve been saying that Marisa Miller bitch and her hard skeletal face needs to retire her hard fuckin’ body and make way for fresher, less menopausal pussy and I guess this is Victoria’s Secret not so secret answer. This South African, like so many other South Africans, who constantly remind me that I should be living in South Africa, because all their South African pussy is this solid except for the South African pussy with AIDS….
Either way, I know you prefer jerking off to your comic books and videogames, because real girls are scary, but the good news is that this Candice Swanepoel is pretty much just pictures on your screen and will never turn you down, because you will never have the chance to meet her, so give her the orgasm all over your screen she deserves….
The say these are personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, but I doubt the shit. I mean it is possible that Victoria’s Secret has programmed this immigrant to only know, understand and execute model poses the second she gets in a fucking bikini as it is all she knows, and it’s also possible that she’s got a sense of humor about how much of a joke her job is, because even the people paying her can’t believe the price they gives these cunts to just put on a bikini, or maybe these aren’t personal pictures at all, but are just a virgin’s collection of various pictures of her throughout her career, and none of that matters, becaue I’m only posting it because I like bitches in bikinis and never really care about the motivation why they are in a bikini….so here are the pics…
Jessica Hart is a bikini model from Australia because it seems like Australia is taking over my life today…. From law suits to beastiality…and now this….a near perfect bikini body with far from perfect teeth not that I’d be worried about someone’s dental work when I was elbow deep in her pussy after following her home late at night, since I assume that’s the only way I’d get that close to her, cuz girls find me creepy, but I do know a guy who used to clean my teeth for free at the Dental College who’s gone onto being a dental cosmetic surgeon who would be able to take care of her after I’m done my raping…
Here’s a new Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve never heard of her but can only assume she was abducted by her third world, war torn country by the Victoria’s Secret scouts, and in exchange for her soul, they gave her this career, and got her out of the hell she was living, all she had to do was become a product of their corporation for the rest of her life, or until she gets too fat like Karolina Kourkova, or her penis falls out of her bikini like she was Gisele, and the whole sex trade based model business Victoria’s Secret is in, really doesn’t bother me, because I like bitches in bikinis…
Unfortunately, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Model Search Finalist has some lie about her being from California….I’m sticking to my abducted from third world country theory….
Kylie Bisutti
Biography
Age: 19?Hometown:Simi Valley, CA??Kylie is an adventure-seeking 19-year-old who likes to dive right in, whether she’s playing sports—or actually scuba diving. She took a big chance at age 16 when she traveled to Japan to try modeling. Now, the 5’10” beauty says her goal is to show young women how to be comfortable in their own skin. Her biggest secret? She likes to dance like a crazy person when she’s alone. Will those dance moves help her on the runway?
This girl is some 20 year old model from Australia who started modeling when she was 14. She is apparently a lesbian who is dating some MTV VJ I’ve never heard of and won’t bother looking up named Ruby Rose or some shit and these are supposed to be pictures of her “heroin” trackmarks.
This story has already been done, we’ve all seen the movie and read the wikipedia page, her name was GIA and Angelina Jolie got naked in the fucking movie.
I hate this cliche bullshit, it’s so typical, why can’t a model who gets paid to do pretty much nothing but sit around do something good with their life, like save AIDS babies instead of being so self involved and self absorbed that they become the AIDS babies who need saving thanks to dirty needles and homosex.
Who cares. She deserves to die for being such an idiot.
On a sidenote, it is very possible that these are just lesbian scatches or battle wounds from lesbian sex or lesbian fights or maybe it is from her pet cat who got overexcited when they were playing and that really changes the whole dynamic of this post, but I am down with the heroin in the fashion industry theory cuz it’s a better angle….so I’m sticking to it…
