I am guessing this is some video clip bullshit they are going to use in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, but what the fuck do I know, I live in Canada and really don’t give a fuck or stay on top of this shit, I have enough trouble wiping my ass when drunk or hungover, which is always, to waste my energy tracking these models because they don’t waste their time tracking me, but they will once they find me hiding under their bed masturbating or in their closets masturbating to all the outrageous money they’ve made strictly for being hot because the world we live in is pretty fucking superficial and our priorities are all fucking out of wack and that is okay with me….but only cuz I hate ugly chicks…
Lily Cole is one of those models who gets a ton of fucking work and thinks she’s all fucking that because she spent her entire youth as the tall awkward lookin’ bitch growing up, because she is tall and awkward, but some gaylord in a fashion company decided she had what he needed because she looked fucking strange and it worked with his concept, and all the fucking drones followed his lead giving her more and more work, making her more and more money, and feeding this ego that makes her think she’s not that awkward girl in her school, cuz someone who doesn’t fuck women gave her the stamp of approval and she gets paid for the fuckin’ shit.
So when I see her try to get into a club by the backdoor, because she thinks people care and know who she is, since she’s a model who shouldn’t be a model but who let being a model get to her head and make-up for all the teasing she grew up with, and she gets rejected, I have no choice but to laugh cuz it serves her right…it’s karma for being so ugly and stupidly dressed but thinking you’ve got it going on. I guess we call this a reality check…
I guess the pressure of being skinny has got to Gemma Ward and by Gemma Ward I mean her shoes cuz this model’s gone fat and the weight is probably pretty fucking abusive to her shoes and I guess to her career because she was a top model just a few months ago, and now he boyfriend probably doesn’t want to let her get on top for fear of getting choked the fuck out. Seriously, I don’t get how one eating disorder of starving herself went to the other eating disorder of trying to kill yourself with cake, but it did and I guess this is just another example of another one biting the dust, you know a bitch like my wife who led me to believe wasn’t a fat chick disguised as a skinny chick and I guess we should all point and laugh, but I’d watch out cuz she’s probably pretty sensitive about this shit, you know it is probably a soft spot, cuz she won’t be able to pull in the huge money she made herself and her management and they are probably pretty fucking mad about it. So here’s to hoping we will get to run into her working the cash at Wal Mart when all her money dries up. These are very exciting times…
Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr showing off her legs in some hipster lookin’ mini skirt, I figure shit’s worth posting because I went to the trouble of uploading them and I’m really not sure why, making this one of the many lazy, useless posts on the site, because let’s face it, if you were me, you would have quit doing this bullshit years ago.
I am almost tired of uploading pictures of bitches in bikinis, but figured the last bikini post of the day might as well go to a fucking professional, expecially one as amazing as Miranda Kerr is amazing. When she first hit the scene I found her shit tired and boring and overrated, but whoever it was who found her and brought her into my life, by making her a model deserves a promotion or some shit, he’s a fucking hero. She and her young tight body that dreams are made of…at least someone’s dreams…not my dreams…cuz I am realistic about shit…I more into having dreams about more attainable chicks…like ones who don’t live on the other side of the world and who are desperate for money and willing to do anything for 20 dollars cuz their life depends on it…those girls are EASY….these supermodel bitches are totally high maintenance and expect you to shower…unless they are Kate Moss…in which case they expect you to have STDs…which is part of the reason why she’s awesome…but just as much the reason why she’s disgusting…while Miranda Kerr is just lovely. Here are the pics. I am going to pass the fuck out now…too much third grade level writing for one man in one day.
Before the Tyra Banks show, there was just Tyra Banks, a girl who worked as a bikini model and lingerie model with an amazing body, who kept her fucking mouth shut. But then some asshole producer, thought “shit, I’m gonna give her a talk show” because I guess he felt that since we had no interest in what she had to day since she was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and shit was scripted, we’d care now, even if our only relationship with her was staring at her tits and dreaming about marrying a picture of her, because not only did it look good, but the Motherfucker didn’t talk back….
And now…she doesn’t shut up….
Here she is doing some photoshoot for something…..
I don’t know how my site turned into strictly a bikini stalking site, like the place where every useless no name cunt I can find in a bikini gets posted, but I’m starting to get nervous thinking about what I am going to do when summer is over and bitches start wearing sweaters.
I’m gonna be fucked. It’ll be the end of me and I won’t know what to do with myself, but that’s probably a bad thing for society cuz this site keeps me off the streets, but maybe that’ll be a good thing for my reader who is in desperate need of a life, and the death of this site, may just be thing thing to give him that kick in the ass to get his fucking shit together, just not as good of a thing as this bitch Leticia Birkheuer’s bathing suit bottoms….which in this case aren’t that good of a thing because the ass it is on. I’ve seen better ass on a 12 year old, and this bitch claims to be Brazilian and a model? Well and ass like that is enough evidence for me that either she’s retired or someone out there’s lying to me….
Marisa Miller is a bikini model because of her body so that’s what we should be focusing on because whatever the fuck is going on with her hard, leathery, old lookin’ face, reminds me of some ex-prostitutes I was in NA with a couple of years ago. It’s like this bitch started out with a set of fake tits, two 10 pound dumbells, a tanning machine and a fuckin’ dream and she made it, but time isn’t on her face’s side, shit is melting into some kind of weird, but I’m definitely on her body’s side, shit is done proper, so she needs to embrace her place in the world and get in a little less dress and a little more bikini, but at least we get a taste with them legs…
Models aren’t supposed to eat. What is this craziness. Eating would go against everything they stand for, they do coke and diet coke, they do drinking and chewing gum, they do anorexic and other eating disorders, so seeing this model chowing the fuck down like she was Dan and Roseanne is on some “I hate you mom and dad” rebellious kick, like when a kid goes into art school when his dad is a doctor and planned for him to be a doctor too or some shit…..
So this is for the dudes who like fat chicks and want to see the slow death of a skinny chick cuz if she keeps up this behavior it won’t be long before she’s 300 pounds and it’s all because she’s spent so many years trying to stay skinny. End of a fuckin’ era, which is ok because I don’t find her hot….
Lily Cole went from supermodel to super fat. Not that she was worth jerking off to to begin with, I mean unless if you like orange pubic haired obscure lookin’ models that give the weird lookin tall girl in high school’s around the world hope of one day being models because the fashion industry is run by gays and they don’t know what real men want but focus on what the clothes need and the whole thing is fucked up.
I guess not as fucked up as her weight gain that I guess is some kind of statement that she won’t starve for the sake of work anymore, or maybe she’s trying to rebel against the only thing she has going for her, in some self-destructive bullshit that wouldd be like me quitting drinking, joining a gym and getting a fuckin’ job, not that that will ever happen, but I’m trying to give you an idea of the magnitude of what is going on in these pictures and I’m not talking about the abuse her pants are going through…
I never understood the Rachel Hunter appeal when she was big in the 80s, I always just assumed it was a glitch in the modeling agency process, like she squeezed in because at the time plus sized models didn’t exist, but SI needed someone with tits and she was eager or some shit, you know a right time, right place situation, but then Rod Stewart swept her up, because one day when he was feeling hetero he picked up the issue of SI and said get me the biggest blonde in here to reaffirm to the public that I am all fuckin’ man, and chose her because she was the one who looked most like his first love he met in a gay bath house named “Roger” but pronounced “RawJay”, like he was french, but really nothing but a poof.
Either way, she’s still around, she looks like hell, and if you jerked off to her 20 years ago, here’s the aftermath.
This girl gets paid millions of dollars to model clothes and to make girls feel insecure about their bodies because they aren’t in the fashion mags and she is.
When I look at her I see a fuckin’ monster and if I was to cross her on the fucking street the last thing I would do is offer her a modeling contract. I’d either cross the street clutching my purse like I just saw a black dude, or I’d hire her to work in my touring carnival freak show that I’ve been trying to get started up, or maybe I’d just ask her to do porn, because porn is non-judgemental and likes all kind of ugly, just as long as it takes loads on its face, or really on any body part.
I think Heidi Klum is amazing. She’s an older mom and she still does what she did to me many years ago when I first heard about her. I know alot of you racists can’t handle the fact that she is married to a black man, you know because you are intimidated by black dick, but whenever I get down and out, I turn on some Seal and shit is so good it makes me want to fuck him, you know German scat styles, flinging shit at each other like we’re a couple of chimps, only to end up pinned up against the wall and ripped apart by his very large penis, like I was Heidi fucking Klum.
Here she is doing some photoshoot for some German Vogue shit, she’s lookin’ a little beat up, which isn’t that much of a shock, because German’s are insane and into that kind of thing. If there is blood, death and shit, it’s good to go….
Kanye’s lesbian master of the strap-on was some kind of booty model before she was fuckin him up the ass because it’s not gay when a chick does it to you and because fucking Kanye up the ass has a serious upside, like getting more famous than doing free photoshoots for local ghetto magazines who pay you in donuts and $20 gift certificate to the local movie theater, and like lots of free clothes and the chance to tell your friends you fucked Kanye up the ass like the little bitch that he is….
I am not feeling this, but I am only into chicks with eating disorders because my wife’s and I are fat enough to make me never see an ounce of fat again, even when the fat is distributed awkwardly throughout her body, leaving her skinny in some spots and obese in others, making me feel like I had a fucking stroke lookin’ at her because I can’t make sense of it…..and fucking with every guy who hit on her and got a date with her back when she worked behind the cash at walmart/McDonald’s when they could only get a good view of the waste up.
I know some of you dig this big booty shit, so I’ll fucking post it, but I’d rather it be in video…. but all I could find was this bikini car wash shit…..that I don’t think is her….
And some Women in Song Shit….
And the Best Mall Performance of All Time….I think this may be Lady Gaga Before she was Famous….
I’ve gone down a bit of a weird road the last few posts. I probably shouldn’t have gone down them, but sometimes it’s okay to post shit that I’d normally never post, especially when I am feeling lost and confused. The truth is sometimes you need to switch things up and take that road you were explicitly told not to take by your foster mother because the guy who lives at the end of the street is fucking creepy and a reported sex offender. You know try new things, even though she told you over and over again not to knock on his door to ask for money for the church charity you were running, but if I had listened I would have never made the 25 dollars and got the chance to sit on Santa’s pantless lap in the middle of July and tell him all the things I wanted before having him tell me all the things he wanted to do to me….if you know what I mean.
To get my focus back, here are some nipples from some Paris Week Fashion show, because nipples are awesome.
