Lindsay Lohan is such a show off. I know there have been rumors of her going broke and not being relelvant or getting work, but if she was so fuckin’ broke, how the fuck could she afford a pet monkey. That’s on some exotic, eccentric pet collector shit that is really only for rich crazy people like Michael Jackson and here she is showin’ it off, just to remind us that she’s better than us. I wonder if she changes its diapers or if she has hired help to do that for her. I guess I will never know.

I’ve said Annalynne McCord looks like a monkey since the first time I saw that big mouth and her Slumdog Million Ears , so when I saw these pictures of her finally getting her hands on a banana I laughed.

Unfortunately, people out there find her hot, and thing she’s got it going on, and that’s why she has a career and why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, so you can use the banana eating as some masturbation material, since it’s been an on going joke since you were in the 5th grade, despite her fuckin’ teeth lookin’ like serious weapons….

I have a feeling that this guy isn’t an Obama supporter, in fact, I’d say he doesn’t like Obama at all. Other things this guy doesn’t like, Black People, Jews, Gays, Mexicans, Native Americans, Democrats, Hawaiians, Homeless people, Arabs, handicapped people, Muslims, pretty much anyone born outside the USA and all non-American made products, Indians, Chinese which also includes Japanese, Vietnamese, Koreans, Thai people, except for their teenage virgin lady boys, those are good for entertainment as are most animals, hookers and cross burnings…

I also have a feeling that he mirrors the beliefs of the majority of small town Americans. Good luck with that…