Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Broolyn Decker is in the new Adam Sandler movie with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Heid Montag….meaning she’s really taken her new title and made it work for her, I mean before her husband Andy Roddick and his sports agent forced the Sports magazine to take her off the inside pages, and make her feel like she’s special, like the best of all the other girls…she was just following him from tournament to tournament and getting the odd job, but now she gets to be in an Adam Sandler movie, something that would have only been cool if this was 1994 and you were 14 years old…cuz in the last 16 years we’ve collectively realized his stupid voices just aren’t funny…

But at least she’s got good tits….

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Megan Fox went to see Dark Knight this weekend because she’s one of those too cool for pop culture people who has no problem making millions of dollars being in shitty action movies, but won’t bring herself to go see the biggest action movie of the year because she thinks of herself as more of an artist who can’t stomach that smut hollywood puts out. I mean I could be wrong about her, but one thing I do know is that she went with Brian Austin Green, someone I consider the dried up cum left on the bathroom floor from the smut that hollywood produced 15 years ago, so I guess she’s inconsistent but you still find her hot so here she is…