I love my bitches skinny. I think with this whole obesity outbreak in America is disgusting as fuck and seeing a girl with an old school eating disorder, and not the kind of eating disorder my wife has that leaves the buffet owner crying in the corner after she wipes him out of fried chicken, but the kind of eating disorder where a bitch is lightheaded, dizzy with terrible breath and rotting teeth from when girls starve themselves or make themselves puke, is fucking hot…cuz not only are they too weak to run away from you, but they are also fun to get naked…while fat chicks like my wife are only good for paying your fucking rent cuz they are too scared you’ll leave them at a time in their life that they know no one else would ever step up and takeover the role of “cock giver”….so girls like Nadine Coyle and her weight loss needs to be celebrated
One of my favorite things in life is eating disorders. It’s just something that really fires me up and turns me on. Maybe it’s because I am married to a fat chick and it is miserable even if every burger she eats is a burger closer to death, because fat chicks smell, are uncomfortable to sit next to on a bus or even on the couch, partially because of the heavy breathing but because you have to look at them and accept that this is what your life has become, so whenever I see a curvy bitch shaped the fuck up and slimmed the fuck down, no matter how extreme they went to get there, or how they may have gone too far, it drives me bananas…so fat chicks, take a lesson from this Nadine Coyle UK Popstar bitch, because before she got this skinny, she wasn’t even that fat, but I guess curvy enough for hollywood standards, and blogs probably ripped into her and lowered her self esteem enough to bring her to this amazing weight, proving yet again that making fun of bitches pays off in the end for all of us, except maybe them, especially when they die of cardiac arrest from not eating…..but that’s just a small price to pay for hotness…
Her name is Nadine Coyle, she’s one of the tramps in the UK band Girls Aloud that has been made famous on blogs thanks to their lead Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos, and apparently she’s got pretty fucking amazing legs. The kind of legs I wish they had available in parks for me to climb up and swing off of, the legs that would really make amputees hate themselves more and feel even more inadequate that they can’t walk up a flight of scares, it’s like this shit is perfection and I’m surprised I’ve never bothered with her before, because I am pretty sure I think we’re in love…however, that could just be the leftover alcohol in my blood talking…I haven’t been able to focus on my screen all day and I’ve been typing with one eye, so for all I know this bitch is a man, but with one eye and a hangover she looks like an angel…
Hey ladies, if you’re legs aren’t this thin, that means you’re fat and no guy will want to fuck you. Develop an eating disorder or a workout adiction now, because like Nadine Coyle you may end up on a shitty site no one reads, or in a relationship with a shitty Football player named Jason Bell who no one wants to sign a contract with, or even with a shitty career no one cares about. Seriously, her legs are disgusting to most, but all I see a commitment to lookin’ good that American girls just don’t have, they’re too busy eating McDonald’s.
