I don’t know what kind of world we live in where we can’t sit in our van’s naked with a rifle threatening to blow the motherfucker up if people get any closer and if we do we get arrested. Where’s the fuckin’ freedom in that. I call bullshit. We’re all fucking slaves to the man, like the women in Muslim countries, but our government was just better at tricking us into thinking we’re not by telling us how free we are over and fucking over again….

I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but it looks like Korea is somewhere I’d love to party, not because I like naked men on crosses, but because I like naked men….especially when that naked man is me and the cross I am mounting isn’t actually a cross for some political or cultural protest, but a prostitute I am about to crucify for a couple US Dollars…Asia is the future.

Here’s a video of someone who is better off than me today. Watch it.