Like all whores, supermodels like the attention they get. They like being told how beautiful they are and they like being paid huge amounts of money to just have their picture taken. They like knowing that guys everywhere want to fuck them and they get the same feeling any stripper or high class escort gets every time they end up working for someone rich and who will seemingly sweep them off their feet and offer them a better life. I’ve seen Pretty Woman, I know how it is…

The point is that these model chicks like getting totally naked for the sake of Art and Fashion while getting paid, without really coming to terms with the fact that all they are doing is being fucking sluts and all that’s going to happen to these pictures is that they will end up in some perverts hands and jerked off to, like they were nothing but a common amateur pornstar or the girl who hangs at your local bar that every drunken homeless person has passed around and I like contributing to making that happen.

So you all know this jew who fame whored her way into the spotlight by fucking Mini Me on camera and leaking the tape to get some attention because he was the only celebrity to give her the time of day since he’s a dwarf and doesn’t have very high standards.

Well, after realizing that her strategy to get famous didn’t have the anticipated results, she did what any fame whore would do and hired a photographer to take some nude pictures and a manager and legal team to draft a letter directed at Hugh Hefner, in hopes of getting a Playboy gig.

I didn’t go through any of this because I seriously don’t give a fuck about her, or her attempts at getting famous, if anything, I hate her for it and despite liking girls with no self respect who use sacrifice their pussies by doing really disgusting things, I don’t like seeing handicapped people being taken for a ride, seriously. Especially when they are ugly.

I did get this almost topless picture of her, so figured I’d post it regardless of my hatred of her, because I get easily blinded by nipples.

Here’s another one where she looks much hotter.

Her name is Jerri Byrne, she’s some UK Glamour Model, they seem to have a lot of big breasted sluts willing to get naked for money, maybe it’s because Jordan’s insane success for being a half naked busty chick inspires them to do the same, or maybe it is because it’s the only way to become famous there, but I think it’s probably because finding a girl worth fucking in England is a challenge, since they are all pasty, grey skinned, bad teeth, unhealthy fat chicks with no style, so when when of these pieces of trash comes along Page 3, FHM and all the other “lad mags” milk them for all their tits are worth and the public responds well, because they work in factories, they live in shitty houses and their lives are spent drunk because they hate their orange haired, bad teeth, grey skinned, lazy wives, and these girls provide hope of a better tomorrow.

Either wy, I’ve never heard of her, but there are too many of these UK bitches to keep track of, and despite having the Queen on our money here in Canada, and having posted a whole bunch of these slags, and the fact that I use the word salg, that’s about as UK as I get.

Some site sent in these exclusive nude shots of this girl, that I doubt are exclusive, so I decided to post them for you because I like naked chicks with fat tits.

Here’s a video of her doing an FHM Shoot for the fuck of it….

Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fucking monster. I’ve seen a few of her movies and sure seeing her piss herself in secretary was alright, but you know with a face like that, the only way to get the fuck ahead is to do things that normal hot chicks wouldn’t bother with.

That said, this is a video of her getting strip searched, in a movie called Strip Search, that came out in 2004. It was sent to me today, so I guess it’s making it’s rounds and since staying as far from Gyllenhaal as I can, because she scares me, it’s new to me.

The point of all this is to say, you don’t need to look good to get naked because watching her get felt up and cavity searched unwillingly, then curl in a ball and cry about it before throwing a tantrum because part of her felt violated and the other part of her appreciate the male attention is amazing even if it is from 2004.

Some random dude sent me this picture asking for money to leak them online claiming it was Katy Perry. I don’t have money, but I do have the ability to screenshot and upload pictures to my site, so that’s what I did. I figure if he’s trying to milk this girl’s fame, I might as well milk his offerings, because even if I had money, I would not pay someone to get myself sued….

So if this is real, then it’s a pretty big fucking post, and I’m not just talking about her hips, I mean people everywhere would want to see this. So many people that I would definitely get sued pretty hard over posting the shit, but the guy who emailed me claims this is actually a picture of busty Katy Perry and Her thick bottom half in some self shot, bald pussy, nakedness.

I am not a fan of Katy Perry, she rapes me everyday through the radio. I don’t understand why she is famous, I don’t find her hot or even mildly attractive and unlike the rest of the world, having big tits just isn’t enough to win my heart, but I am a fan of girls who get naked and take pictures of the shit for random guys they don’t know, without the foresight that it will eventually end up on the internet, so Katy Perry or not, these pictures are worth lookin’ at because you can see vagina.

Leave comments as to whether this is her or not because I have a hard enough time recognizing my own family, friends and girls I’ve fucked when I run into them on the street, so I am not the person you’d want identifying a line-up after being raped in a back alley or witnessing a crime, but as far as I’m concerned this is her and that’s all that really matters. Tell your friends.

Here’s the beast Doutzen Kroes from Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Fame topless from a photoshoot done in 2007 in V Magazine. I figure why bother writing anything more about this because I don’t give a shit about her, Victoria’s Secret or their marketing scam that involves half naked ladies on the runway, who I think need to be replaced, mainly because they aren’t in arm’s reach, or willing to take it to the back booth for 10 dollars a song. I only really care about Lima, she’s the only real talent , and even then I don’t really give a shit. I figure if you’re going to do a fashion show, you gotta make that shit funny, you need people with disabilities, fat chicks or the homeless modeling the shit, because tall, hot bodied chicks is played the fuck out, not because I am gay, but because I need stimulation, I need to feel inspired, I need to see something a little fucking different, but you don’t, as long as there’s cleavage, you’re good, and here are Doutzen’s tits, in the event you were lookin at her in her bra wondering what color, size and placement her nipples had, weirdo, and that’s pretty much what she’s bringing in this shoot and that’s pretty much why I’ll post it because I like to think that’s my job, even though we both know I don’t actually have a job….

PETA is all about the shock value to get their message of being kind to animals across, they really push the limits, so I wasn’t surprised when I saw these pictures of naked Kardashian beast in their ads, I mean she is the closest human I can think of to an animal, but it was a little disappointing, because the pictures of slaughtered animals are easier to jerk off to, not because I am a disturbed person, but because a naked Khloe Kardashian forces me to make these unethical choices….so I’m gonna go turn my wife’s dog into a pair of mittens by doing an old native ritual I was taught back in my gas huffing days, and it’s all PETA’s fault….

Her name is Shalom Harlow and she is Canadian, not Jewish, so you anti-semetic people can jerk off to these pictures of her bush without feeling like you’re going against your cause, unless you cause is hating Canadians or girls with bush, in which case, you may want to ignore this post, but I’m just throwing that out there because, that because I hate fashion and art to get girls naked and I prefer drug addiction and daddy issues. Seriously, if the girl doesn’t have tht glimmer of fear, shame and depression/desperation in her eye, I just can’t get hard for her.

Daisy Lowe is a funny rich kid story. She is 19, her mother is some slut who was married to some guy and her god father was Gavin Rossdale from the band Bush, who is married to Gwen Stefani. She was under the impression that her father was her mom’s husband, something that most kids would naturally think, but when she was older, after some paternity tests were issued, it turned out that Gavin Rossdale was her dad.

I guess that is some soap opera worthy rich kid daddy issues, that would lead a girl into the drug, party life as she’s fed money from the dad who was never there’s guilt and now she’s some model who dated Sam Ronson’s brother Mark, who DJs, Models and gets naked in magazines, and these are the pictures…because rich sluts with daddy issues are my porn and I wonder if Gavin Rossdale can separate himself from the fact that he is her dad, since he had no problem separating himself from being her dad her entire life, and take in how solid them tits are.

Kim Cattrall brought her 52 year old small tits out for a good time, in efforts to save some painting in London . Art is always a good excuse to get naked, it’s been something I’ve tried over and over again but has always managed to fail, because I am asking the wrong girls who don’t grasp the concept of art because they are too busy getting naked for money and because I usually have a boner and creepy look in my eyes, but if you find the right girl and you convince her that you have a vision, one deeper than just wanting to see her pussy, you’ll be able to get her naked and doing all kinds of weird shit while you snap off pics, the only problem is that girls who get naked for art are usually fat, have big bush, or are old….

Cattrall proves that theory that I came up with years ago when auditing a college level drawing class because I had no job and nothing better to do and was told there were always nude models. By the 5th week of going to this shit, I figured out that the nude models were 75% of the time men, and the 1 woman we had was probably 60, and unlike Cattrall, who proves why small tits age better, they had actual tits, the kind that no man would ever want to see if they wanted to stay straight, possibly proving why artists are fags. I ended up giving up on drawing, because apparently the teacher wasn’t down with what I was coming up with using the crayon I stole from a diner’s kid’s menu activity, and when she found out I didn’t belong in the class, I got banned.

Either way, older girls have this confidence to get naked and fuck proper, that’s why people have MILF fetishes, because they are easy to get anal with, since their pussies are just as dry, and the whole thing just frustrates me, because I don’t get why they didn’t have that same hot attitude when they were younger, and not passed their expiry date…it’s just all a fucking waste, here are those pics….

Bianca Gascogine is the stepdaughter of some famous Footballer and outed him for abusing her mother forcing him to disown her even though his sperm didn’t make her but his wallen bank rolled her. She was on some reality TV show in the UK and admitted she has breast implants and was scared that her drunken outburst ruined her chances at a career after the show without considering the fact that she has no talent and never really had the chance to have a career after the show….but then I came across these recent pictures of her topless in NUTS Magazine, I’m sure not the first time she’s got topless for nuts, in fact, she’s probably only topless in NUTS because she got topless for the right nuts after being a drunken mess at a bar, not that being in NUTS is a sign of this fabled career she dreamt of having when back in denial of being a party slut whore actually happening, but it is a sign that she’ll get naked for money and exposure and that will lead to only one thing and that is video of her getting fucked that I’d watch, because unlike the 1000s of men who have experienced her pussy first hand, it’s the only way I’ll be able to ever know what her pussy looks like when it quivers….

So Lydia Hearst just won Best International Model or some shit and I love her. She is the heir to some old money empire that is seemingly being hit by the financial crisis because they just dropped their Teen Cosmo title or some shit because teenage girls already know everything they need to know about sex this generation and don’t need some magazine to guide them, so I am sure that had little impact on her trust fund that has been set up for her so that she’s set for life a bunch of time over…..but she still manages to keep things cool.

I don’t really give a fuck about her money, because money doesn’t impress me, ever. Sure I get excited when I find a 20 in my wife’s purse, but that’s just because I am a hurtbag and like beer, so having money just puts more pressure on a person to impress me by proving you aren’t vapid little attention craving whores like Paris Hilton because you can be, and instead go off and do things for yourself even though you don’t have to. Because if I was a trust fund kid, I’d be globetrotting, sipping cocktails by the pool an orchestrating insane stunts to entertain myself…..like building shit just to blow up, or shooting the hired help with random weapons, because I can….

Maybe she’s cool cuz her mom broke free from the empire and married her bodyguard after sympathizing with some kidnappin’ bank robbers a bunch of years ago or maybe it’s cuz some rich kids aren’t total cunts….but I do know that getting naked in magazines for the sake of “fashion” is not something she needs to be doing, but something she’s doing out of the kindness of her heart and not or the money. She wants to do it and seeing a girl naked cuz she wants to be not because she has to be is something refreshing after spending a few too many nights with whores who wanted to be anywhere but on my dick.

What it comes down to is that more girls need to take this giving approach, because showing me your tits doesn’t mean you need something in return and I am tired of not being able to afford lap dances and want them for free…. I am just waking up, give me a couple of hours to warm up….here’s Lydia Hearst and her tits…

I was at a friend’s house last night watching David Letterman, not because I love late night TV or because I am a fan of any of the hosts of talk shows, but because we had nothing better to do. Richard Simmons was a guest and dude was wearing a feather shirt, caused a scene and Letterman threatened to kill him. It’s kinda their played out dynamic that I was expecting since they always have beef and anytime they wanna stir up ratings, they book Richard Simmons and his weird gayness, but the second guest was this Mary Louise Parker bitch and Letterman told her she has a great ass a few times. I never heard of her and don’t really remember much about what she said, other than that she has an Ethiopian baby because they don’t really cost a lot to feed, but I saw this picture of her naked in the show Weeds, so I assume that’s what she does and figured I might as well post them pictures here.

These pics were emailed to me yesterday and I decided to try to figure out if they were real or not, because I have been jerking off to celebrity heads cropped onto pornstar bodies for years and don’t really have a keen eye when shit comes to photoshop, but from what I found out it is a Lachappelle picture from 2004. If you don’t know David Lachappelle, he’s a photographer who some celebrities get hooked on, he does big production pictures and directs music videos, he claimed to have refused to work with Aguilera about a year ago because she’s a cunt so these pictures are from before then. If you’re wondering how I know this, it is because I am an art currator in my spare time. I am classy and cultured like that.

So the chances that these are zoomed in Aguilera tits is possible, girls get naked for big photographers all the time, but shit looks like it’s been blown up, run through filters and who really knows if they are legit, and I guess who really cares, except maybe her mother who still remembers her little small breasted baby before she became a fake titty porn-lookin’ whore….

I like Sienna Miller and I don’t entirely know why. She looks ratty and her tits look kinda shitty, but the truth is that she’s not fat and she looks like someone who likes to get down. We’ve seen her naked many times before so the scandal in these pics is not the fact that she’s naked, but that she’s naked with Balthazar Getty, a married dude with 4 kids.

I am not one who respects cheating, I think it’s pretty selfish and a pussy move because by a greedy person who wants all that comes his way, without caring about the other person involved and that is the main reason why I crossed my fingers when I took my wedding vows, because I didn’t really want to limit myself. So sure, in this marriage I have been unfaithful as far as my wife is concerned, but I can sleep easy at night knowing that I was never really committed to her to begin with, it’s just a paper agreement, not to mention my wife is disgusting and has got way worse over the years leaving me no real choice.

I can understand why a dude with 4 kids and a boring wife would stray for some nudist celebrity slut who likes to fuck and who probably pumped some life into his seemingly dead spirits but that doesn’t mean it’s the nice thing to do, so while Balthazar Getty is being an asshole to his family, he’s a key factor in bringing us these pics so his cheating ways have done a positive for the world on a bigger scale and if his wife can’t see that and holds that against him, then she’s just unreasonable and self serving and that’s no woman who deserves to keep her husband because his actions leading to a naked Sienna Miller should be celebrated and not punished and that’s all I have to say about that.