The producers of Gossip Girl are trying to put to rest any rumors that one of the stars of the show is gay and they are doing it by hiring a group of sluts to flock around on the beach with him and get topless with him, but his lack of interest as he looks at his phone instead of her tips makes everything pretty clear to me. You can’t fool me Gossip Girl producers. I am onto your scheme. I’d write a funny story about this kid I know who’s dad constantly hired hookers for him after he came out because he couldn’t accept that he had a gay son and figured he’d knock some sense into him by hiring girls to pretty much rape him, but why bother it’s the end of the day Friday and I am pretty much spent, hungover and ready to drink more. That’s just the way it is but AA is coming soon, stay tuned.

There is nothing more rewarding that surfing through photobucket and finding a girl’s account that probably should have been set as private. You know the kind where girls get all webcam whorish and take 100′s of pics of themselves posing in their underwear. I don’t think this girl is all that hot, but I do think what she does is. This is a call to all the ladies who read this site to start taking naughty pics and sending them my way.

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