Here is Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex girlfriend slutting out on the beach with her fake tits. I assume he only likes fake tits on his trannies and when he found out she had a vagina it turned him off and made him run like he was playing soccer, because whatever she had going on in her underwear wasn’t anything he had seen in the locker room before and he knew whatever it was, he didn’t like it.

I am not just hating on him because every piece of pussy out there wants his shiney, shaved and tanned thighs gently squeezing their ears and I am jealous because girls always give more attention to a fag because fags are well put together and like doing the same things as they do, like talk about boys, get their hair done and shop and are so sexy because they are unattainable and girls always like what they can’t have, but I am hating on him because I am homophobic.

Either way, here are her tits in various states of movement.

So Soccer Star Ronaldo dumped this Nereida chick a couple of days ago because he was tired of living the lie, and had to come to terms with the fact that wearing tight little shorts felt a little too good, but not as good as all those extra hours spent in the men’s locker room after the big game, letting his teammates perform hazing rituals on him to initiate him, despite not being a rookie anymore. It was more of a release for him, one that he wanted to further explore and vagina was a real downer for that…

The good news is that this Nereida chick was only with him because he was a famous and rich athlete and her free winning ride was bound to end, because dudes just don’t respect social climbing whores, will denounce men until she’s over the pain of seeing her lottery ticket ripped up before her very eyes.

At least she’ll have a famous love affair to reflect on and think about everytime the average laborer she marries crawls up on her and sticks it inside her, as dreams of her future of a life of fake tits and beach vacations turn into cleaning a modest 2 bedroom house while making pasta 4 times a week for her family to cut costs to be able to afford a modest family trip to Disneyworld…