I have heard a lot of weird stories about incest.

From two farm kids who were brother and sister and who went to my High School who would both brag about how they fucked each other on the regular when their parents went to bed. They would go on about how fucking convenient it is living together becuase there’s always someone to bang and in high school I guess that’s a big deal.

I have heard about an 18 year old who bang used to bang his 13 year old younger cousins in front of his other cousins in some kind of weird family reunion orgy.

I have seen incest porn, heard a lot of family family sex, family molestation, but I’ve never heard of the father killing the fuckin teenage molester by stripping them fucking naked and shooting them in the fucking head. Making this the weirdest incest story ever.

I don’t know where the fuck this was shot, or who the fuck is doing this news broadcast, but motherfucker, should be in a different line of work. It reminds me of when I used to hang on Indian Reserves and we’d be listening to their shortwave radio, where some asshole would read out the fuckin’ weather, when you could tell he’d rather be drinking and gambling or snowshoeing.

Seriously, this is the weirdest fuckin’ news report I’ve ever heard….Shit reminds me of when I used to play “radio” thinking about how great it would be to be Ryan Seacrest, and by be I mean be inside….

Ok that was a shitty joke, but you’ll like this video, even if there are no tits in the shit and it’s all about black on black crime…

So you all know how strongly I feel about incest. You know if there was any cause I’d raise money for it’d be incest, because I feel like if you make ‘em, they are yours to do what you want with them.

I just wanted to showcase a leader in our cause, a 93 year old man named Philippe Hamelin, who was convicted for incest and the judge decided was not fit for prison for the crimes he committed, because his daughters turned on him and ratted him out, claiming he ruined their life, when he was probably just trying to show them the ropes, like any father would. Unappreciative assholes.

So the judge said he is already serving a Life Sentence in his body or some shit, which is funny because aren’t we fucking all? I guess he just needed an excuse to not put someone doing a perfectly natural thing away and the whole 93 year old factor was good enough to still look like he’s not advocating sex with his daughter, when everyone knows it’s an outdated law….

I just woke up. Good morning sunshine. Yes, I am talking to you.

So Lil Wayne is huge in the High School scene. I roll through Starbucks and hear 15 year old kids quoting his songs and shit, and it’s all really funny to me, because I know rap’s always had young fans, but the second your groupies don’t have their periods yet, you gotta realize that you’re not as gangster as you pretend you are.

Lil Wayne’s seemed to have accepted that his career has shifted and has decided to do the upcoming album for High School Musical 2. Probably the biggest piece of shit that anyone could attach themselves to, especially anyone who wants any level of street cred. But since dude’s obviously in it for the money, and Disney doesn’t seem to care that he raps about wanting to die and being on drugs, he’s had to opportunity to hang with Zac Effron.

It’s rumored they kissed on the lips, they live together in a Miami mansion and most importantly, Effron calls Lil Wayne his “nigga”. But I guess nothing more gangster for a homie on the Down Low, than to seduce the prettiest boy in showbiz, cuz when you’re a homo, getting with Effron is like getting with Lohan 5 years ago.

This is a weird story that makes me feel uncomfortable.