Here’s that busty nobody from the UK that’s been doing the rounds in a see through shirt. I have nothing more to say because I am depressed that my life has come to writing about these nobodies who are only famous for having tits, when all girls have tits, the whole thing confuses me, yet I keep coming back for more….

This Nicola McLean bitch is the new spokesperson for Christmas or some shit. She is relatively a nobody, from the UK, on some reality shows and shit, but all of a sudden, the calendar hid december and next thing you know, new Christmas and winter themed pictures of her in her lingerie or showing off her tits at event start hitting the internet hard. I am not sure what’s going on in these pictures, but looks like Yahoo! goes a whole new marketing strategy to take over Google, because big titties seem to always work….

Speaking of big, I was at some point last night and my eye sight is fucking shit….I was pushing through this crowd of people and brushed into some tall, thin, long haired person. As I put my hands on her hips I softly said “excuse me for brushing up against you, I’m pretty big”, and that’s when the person turned around, smiled at me and was a fucking dude. True story.

I guess that’s got nothing to do with Nicola McLean or her tits, but since it was my company Christmas party for one, I figure my story ties in nicely…..and I guess that’s what matters.

Nicola McLean the UK reality star with stupid fake tits who has managed to get work showing off those fake tits in lingerie is still out promoting the benefit of plastic surgery for you career when you’ve got no talent and a busted face and she’s doing it with Santa. I was at a mall yesterday watching the Mall Santa in action, dreaming about the mom’s who I’d try to recruit to sit on my lap, but only getting the visuals of 5 year olds and the whole thing was a downer, so I approached some teenage slut at the bikini store and offered her 5 dollars to do a video for the site of her sitting on Santa’s lap asking him for a set of fake tits, or a vibrator or really anything inappropriate, but she said she’d only do it for 100 dollars. Kids these days are expensive. I did manage to get her to not call security on my when I broke into her changing room, but as my luck will have it, my timing was totally off and she was fully clothed, unlike this Nicola McLean bitch…..who is half naked and slutting it up for Santa the way I can only dream of because this shit doesn’t go down in the malls I got to….

This Nicola Mclean slut is from the UK, and unlike most girls from the UK, she’s almost worth fucking. I don’t know where she came from, but she’s been poppin up a lot lately and it’s strictly because she’s got retarded fake tits. I am surprised girls still have that whole need to get the biggest, dumbest tits around, like we were still in the 90s, but that’s just because I figured all the closet-cases who were over compensating for their discomfort in their own sexuality by fixating their lives on tits, you know talking about tits all the time, freaking out about every tit they saw, always seeking bigger and stupider lookin’ tits to really show us how much of a man they are, dating girls that looked like low class Barbie Dolls they met at the strip club they spent their free time in, because that’s what guys who like pussy do and bringing them home to meet the family in their lacy cleavage tops and booty shorts to make dad proud, had come out of the closet by now. I mean that was really my only explanation for the serious increase in fags everywhere I go. There was a time these people hid their true desires, and that was the time stupid implant sales were at their highest, according to me, but maybe I am wrong, maybe liking normal sized natural tits is weird, maybe these fake disgusting things stapled to trashy stinky fake lookin’ pussy is what real men want, maybe I am the gay one….

Gay or not, I don’t get how someone can make a minor 5,000 dollar investment in their rack and turn it into a 6 figure or more per year salary promoting lingerie, attending events, and slowly climbing up the trashy reality star later into the D-List, and if it is that easy, why the fuck isn’t every girl doing it, are they fucking idiots? Do they like working as nurses and teachers and secretaries for modest salaries?! It’s just too much for me to process right now….so here are some pictures of Nicola Mclean doin’ the rounds….

Here she is with Santa for the kids….

Here’s she is at the Ultimo Lingerie Store Opening…..