Yes, I’ve seen the Rihana nipple ring in a see thru shirt pictures, you can’t stop emailing me…who am I kidding….no one ever emails me.

I don’t find these exciting because I already knew she had a nipple ring, I’ve already seen her naked and because I’m seriously over Rihanna, she bores me, my Barbados connection told me enough shit about her to make her seem like a trash can bullshit person, like everyone in entertainment, but most importantly, my dog barks at her on TV and he only barks at dogs, proving that either my dog’s racist and thinks black people are animals, or he just thinks RIhanna is one and that’s a huge reason why I hate her, because I realized life is a lot funnier when you let your dog make decisions for you.

Pics via GO

I am hung the fuck over. I just managed to crawl out of bed a few minutes ago, so not it’s time to start posting my vomit I call writing like I do everyday. Yay!

Some dude sent me this video of Paris Hilton in the UK. He was hanging out with her and he felt it’d be a good idea to film from the inside out, so people get an idea of what it is to be Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, the dude’s a couple years too late on this, because hanging with Paris is about as exclusive as riding the City Bus, but I know he was excited and impressed by the experience and how she treated him respectfully, which I guess in Paris Hilton terms means she insisted on using a condom because she knew she was having an outbreak and didn’t feel up to passing that shit onto him, which was really nice of her.

Either way, check out this video of the paparazzi going nuts over this tired vagina.

Rihanna was in Montreal a couple of weeks ago for her Kanye West concert and she went and spent 2700 dollars in American Apparel and left the girl working the counter a 3 dollar tip. I have no fucking idea why she would spend 2700 dollars in American Apparel, you’d think that would buy the whole store, and I have no idea why she would bother tipping such a shitty tip but that’s the local gossip.

The not so local gossip is that Rihanna has a nipple ring like some kind of biker lesbian chick, which doesn’t really make sense to me, because I never understood why girls would get the shit, but it seems to be more popular than ever, even though I thought they were a thing of the past, and I know this because I hang outside of piercing places an ask the girls what they are going in for and for the most part they’ve been saying nipple rings and I’ve been being asked to leave.

Either way, here shirt is see through.