Twilight is the new kiddie porn, or porn designed for kids and shit is all the fucking rage. This past weekend I caught my friend watching the shit when I showed up to his house by surprise and motherfucker acted more awkward, embarrassed and uncomfortable than I did the time my stepdaugther caught me on the floor of her room sniffing a pair of her panties and jerking off to a picture of Britney Spears when she was 16. Seriously, shit is like a long played out emo music video that gets little girls wet and for that, they should shut down production of the movie, send the producers to jail for trying to seduce underage girls, and save the rest of us from serious garbage that I can’t believe even exists.
Here’s one of the stars, Ashley Greene and her a shitty hard nipple while lost on her way to a meeting, but at least her nipple isn’t as shitty as the project that made her nipple even allowed on the Paramount lot to meet with high powered execs to advance her career.
I have tried to convince the other celebrity blogs who sometimes answer my emails that we need to stop writing about Paris Hilton or posting pictures of her, not because we have the power to make her irrelevant, but because I like to think we do. The good news I don’t post shit about her, so that pretty much makes her non existent to me and that’s good enough, so I wasn’t going to post these Nicky Hilton shitty see thru pictures, thinking that maybe this was Paris Hilton’s way back into the limelight she never deserved, you know figuring out a way to exploit her ugly sister who was envious of her to get out there and get some coverage to pave the way for her big reveal, but figured that I shouldn’t get so emotionally invovled in all this, they spend no time thinking about me, so I shouldn’t waste my time thinking about them, and get back to just posting these cunts and laughing at their stupidity.
That said, here’s Nicky Hilton and a REAL shitty see thru.
Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read.
What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.
Either way, the Russians or English behind this photoshoot released a pic of her nipple peakin out, I’m pretty sure her reps would put an end to this if they could, but when you fuck with Russia or England, they play by their own rules…
Sophie Monk released some posed bikini pictures with her nipple exposed. Her quest to fame is getting more and more desperate and that is a good thing because it means more and more nudity.
This is the kind of post that is pretty much hot enough to make my day and I don’t mean make my day in personal celebrity sexual fetish satisfaction, because I hate celebrities, but in terms of posting pictures of celebrities on the internet for idiots who still like reading and seeing pictures of celebrities, because apparently there are still some of you out there. Meaning I don’t have to post anything else today because we’ve got pretty much all we need with Sophie Monk tit.
This post may even be the post of the fuckin’ week since celebrity nudity is drying up almost as fast as Sophie Monk’s career, but before it fully fades into obscurity, she’s willing to pull all kinds of stunts, trying all she can to remind us she is still around, and it is workng because with a dry career comes a wet pussy in effort to lube up opportunities and by opportunity I mean producer cock.
I guess I technically never have to post, it’s not like this is my fucking job or anything, it’s just what I do to remind myself that living my own life is a waste of time when I can post pictures of other assholes who I fucking hate, despite the fact that I’d totally fuck….
I can’t really tell if I actually see nipples in these pictures, I figured I’d post them cuz it looks like those are nipples, even though I’m done with Rihanna and as an industry leader and trendsetter, excited to say that so are the rest of you and that it is only a matter of time when the rest of the world catches on and gives up on her too, forcing her to spend all her money stupidly over the next 5 years thinking something will eventually hit and pay out, but forcing her to head back to Barbados to work the beaches selling blowjobs like she did back when she was just 14 years old with a dream.
Sure, no one follows my lead, not even the retarded immigrant who I try to get to do stupid stunts to entertain me, so she’s probably here to stay, and here are her little pierced tits, to make keep her semi-relevant, I guess.
I guess Kate Moss’ nipples realize that her prime is behind her and it’s all downhill for her as her body slowly gets more cylindrical, her career gets less and less work and the men in her life do less and less heroin, and I guess that depresses them because they’ve lowered their standards in who they hang out with, because everyone knows only someone suicidal would spend their afternoons intentionally with a twat like Lily Allen and that’s all I have to say about that.
Jennifer Aniston is showing all you girls what it took her to get a career and what made Friends a success amongst men and that’s a set of hard fuckin nipples, they proved to be the best distraction from her busted greek nose, I mean before she got that shit sorted out at her plastic surgeon, I mean combined with the fact that as a Greek, she has an extra gland in her anus that makes lubricates anal and makes for smooth fuckin’ sailing….the last post I wrote on this bitch was a hell of a lot better and I don’t feel like repeating myself…
I was talking to a guy from Barbados about Rihanna, since she’s Barbados pride and joy and everyone knows everyone there, so his friends were friends with some of her friends and he told me that when she comes back home she stays at the single most exclusive resort on the island, she doesn’t stay back in the shanty with her family, it’s like bitch forgot where she came from and is too good for them or some shit.
It turns out she’s too good for showing us her tit, because she’s gone so far as to not wear a bra in a see thru shirt but decides to wear nipple pasties so none of us perverts can see what’s goin’ down.
Cunt. If it wasn’t for singing, she’d be selling blowjobs to tourists and not even the tourists who stay at the luxurious resort she stays at, I’m talking tourists who stay in the bottom feeder hotels, so bitch needs to get some perspective….and here are the pics…
Kendra Wilkinson’s got some hard nipples on her hard implants at the beginning of what will be a hard pregnancy because of the HPV, since she’s a whore. There’s nothing quite like a set of useless pregnant chick implants, I mean other than a set of useless mom impants, because watching a baby’s face after struggling to suck milk out of his mommy, only to come up empty, cuz shit is dryer than her pussy when she used to try to get turned on by Hefner, is amazing, but not as amazing as when the kid is old enough to use Wikipedia to find out his mom’s a fuckin’ whore….
Elle Macpherson’s nipple is hard which is a real coincidence because so is my clit of a dick which I pitch to girls as less work than a real dick and that usually gets me me a laugh, sure it’s not an orgasm, making all this pineapple I’ve been eating pretty much obsolete, but I guess a laugh is better than escorted out of the club.
I don’t know much about Israel. I do know it’s a country that was built on some Arab country’s land to give Jews a home because the world felt bad about them during the Holocaust.
I have a few friends from the local Starbucks who got to visit Israel for free because they were Jewish and some organization wanted to brainwash them into feeling guilty that they weren’t in Israel defending their promised land.
I hear they have good beaches, hot bitches, and that Israeli Jews are more hardcore, fun and interesting that North American jews who are whiny, wheezy, wimpy and have this superiority complex and think the rest of the world doesn’t exist, making them annoying to be stuck behind in line, or serving in a restaurant, not to mention a lot of the girls look like rats, with their weird hook noses, eyes that are too close together and health issues all from inbreeding, I mea some of them have dad’s who were smart enough to marry a non-Jew to get some new genes in the pool, or are nice enough to buy beauty with plastic surgery, the right clothes, and weekly hair appointments, so they aren’t ALL gremlin-lookin motherfuckers…
So I have no idea who Meital Dohan is, but she’s an Israeli actress, she’s on the beach and here tit is falling out of her bikini and it’s alright….
Here are some Israeli’s or People in Jurusalem Hating on Obama, calling Him a Nigger, Cuz They are Racists, But I am Pretty sure they are all North American Jews…I Can Tell by the Bratty Frat Boy Twang….I like the guy who says he just wants pussy…watch it….
Lily Allen is really negligent with her tit lately, but I guess not as negligent as she was with her uterus last year when she mysteriously got pregnant than wasn’t pregnant.
I wrote a post on this subject yesterday, when she was caught tanning and rubbing a chick down topless I figure I don’t need to go into an analysis of Lily Allen’s sour milk filled tits a second day in a row…so look at the pictures while I hate myself for having to post on Lily Allen tits instead of sucking on real tits like I want to be doing right now.
I remember trying to convince a girl I was dating to get herself an IUD, or to get on the fuckin’ pill, because we don’t want to get her pregnant and I always cut holes in the comdoms so that they’d accidentally break, because she was the kind of girl who always insisted on using condoms, even after dating for 4 months monogamously, and I’d want that natural feeling. At first, I’d only do it on special occassions, like on my birthday, or on Saturday nights after drinking or getting high, knowing the sex would be awesome and she’d be in good enough spirits to no notice, but then I got hooked ont he skin on skin feeling, so was staging the broken condom shit every second day, until one day, I got sloppy and she walked in on my tampering with the fuckin’ goods, only to freak the fuck out for me “jeopardizing” her pussy, and she never spoke to me again, except for the time she called me threatening my life because she failed the papsmear and I’d given her HPV. The “these things happen” rationale didn’t really go over very well.
That story has nothing to do with Hayden Panettiere.
I don’t know if this is Fergie’s nipple, but I guess it could be.
Lookin at this picture brings back horrible memories of high school, where on days we’d be forced to do Gym class outside on fall days, in my pair of short jogging shorts that I got at the second-hand store 3 years earlier and that were a good 3 sizes too small for me, where the girls in the class would rock out with their nipples out in their tight t-shirts, forcing my pubescent, embarrassing-sized, mini-cock to harden into an even more embarrassing sized erection, because I couldn’t lie that it’s just small when flacid, once I came myself, and shit dripped down my leg, only to get called out by the teacher, other times I’d just get laughed off the football field or sometimes, if I was lucky, sent to the principal’s office for being the inappropriate, horny immigrant, where my foster parents would be called in and I’d be lectured and sent to confess my sins, all because of one fuckin’ girl and her amazingly hard teen nipples.
Either way, here’s Fergie, showing what I assume is nipple, but may not be, but is good enough for me, because sometimes, nipple is all it takes….
