Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are retired supermodels bringing their hot older bodies out of motherhood, to show the world why they were models in the first place and that when once a model always a model because models never die and good genes last forever or some other comic book mantra you’d be better off writing for me, since I don’t do comics.
They look good, but the pics are a little boring, maybe it’s just me but when a bitch gets this close to showing me her pussy but backs the fuck out, I get angry …real angry….and that kind of behavior gets a bitch raped or at least a black eye….if you know what I mean….
This is one of those photoshoots I would have liked to be masturbating in the corner on, cuz you know between shots, bald mom pussy was bountiful…
Either way, here are the pics…..take it in cuz I figure eventually they will age and start falling apart at the seams, but no matter what they put themselves thru, they still look pretty solid, but then again, maybe that’s why they aren’t showing their pussies…you know with all the dick and babies and losing of elasticity and shit….
I’m not sure what movie this is, but it looks ridiculously bad, except for the part where this no name, unsigned model from France gets out of the water totally naked. Her breasts are amazing, her body is amazing, making the whole fucking thing amazing, without having to sit thru all the bullshit that is this movie, not to mention her name is Anais and when your name is Anais you have no choice but to do anal and anal is the new vaginal. Teens are loving the shit and don’t even put up a fight like their 25 and older counterparts. Thank you internet and desensitizing of the youth and in turn breeding sluts!
Christina Ricci is in a new movie called After.Life and she is naked in it.
She doesn’t show bush in it and not because she’s a modern girl in today’s society where bush doesn’t exist, at least not with any girl I talk to except dirty hoodrat hipsters who I assume have very vile smelling sex sessions, but because her pussy is angled away fromt he camera every nude scene, but apparently you do see a whole lot of ass and a whole lot of her plastic surgery anchor scarred tits and I wish she took some of that and channeled it into these pictures of her walking down the street, because these are some heavily fucking boring boring pictures of her….
Her name is Michele Nordin. She’s a Brazilian actress who has made her way to America-The Land of Opportunity. She’s been in Californication, The King of Queens, That 70s Show, and other crap and now she is doing soft core porn.
The truth is that we need these misguided bottom feeding actresses desperate for fame because they are the ones who get naked. They are the ones who feel like they have something to prove and will do anything it fucking takes to get her where she needs to be to pay her rent. She made the move to America after being told how hot they are all their lives and now they are the ones willing to get naked like little whores to simulate sex in movies I’ve never heard of. So I’m not going to hate on her for that or for being the kind of girl who wouldn’t have fucked me back in high school, I am just life dealt her the cards she deserved and really only because I like seeing chicks get naked. If we laughed at her for this “failure” in her life, that’s a win in our lives, it’d be kinda gay, let’s just try to not make her any more famous so she does more roles like this….
Karina Smirnoff is naked in heels in some PETA ad. I thought PETA was supposed to be shocking and cutting edge. I hardly think posting a picture of an ex-human trafficked Russian prostitute who escapted her captors and came to America with a husband who bought her who she later had to runaway from because he wasn’t living the life of luxury she expected and instead had a one bedroom apartment and a huge porn collection that he spent the last 15 years masturbating to while saving enough money to buy her. He eventually got abusive because he wasn’t comfortable with someone in his space as he was used to being alone and when he wasn’t beating her with soup cans, he would make her stare at pictures of war torn Russia, sayin he’d send her back if she didn’t do the dishes faster, cook better, and suck his dick harder. When out on the street her only skill was ballet, she was Russian and that’s what they teach the kids along with gynmastics and figure skating as it is a culture of fuckin’ dance, so she did what any down on her luck immigrant who can dance like a fuckin’ angel would do, and that was hit the strip club, eventually lap dancing for a TV Producer and landing a gig in Hollywood that lead to where she is now, naked on a PETA ad staing she’s “Rather Dance Naked Than Wear Fur”, meanwhile everyone knows she loves dancing naked, that shit gave her everything she’s got and it also got her pregnant, but that’s a whole other story I’ll save for another day….yes, I am the unofficial Karina Smirnoff biographer….
I still forget how old I am so when I hear a bitch who is born in 1978 is getting naked in a movie, I feel like some kind of pervert cuz she’s 8 years younger than me until I actually watch the shit and realize that she looks like a mom and not like a tight little teen girl I expected her to be, because I guess in my mind, I still think I am 22, only my body and vital organs think I’m fucking 60.
Either way her name is Stephanie Schönfeld and she’s 31 and naked in some foreign movie…..that I guess is about a 3-way relationship, and bi-sexuality something that has almost happened to me because my wife weighs as much as 2 people….but is definitely not as hot….
I’m disappointed, the fact that it is German made me expect it to be substantially more hardcore.
Her Name is Greta Gerwig and she’s some kind of independent film actress, she’s getting a bit of buzz and she’s in some upcoming Ben Stiller movie and it is all because of this nude scene in a movie called Nights and Weekends that she co-wrote and co-directed because everyone knows if you wanna make it, you gotta be a fuckin’ whore, even bitches with stupid fucking names like Greta Gerwig, and the highlight in this movie is that dude in it’s got a fuckin’ boner, that never happens in Hollywood….I guess he wrote it in cuz it was the only way he got laid and tricked her into thinking he was doin it to keep the whole thing as true to life as fucking possible….I don’t find her
I guess Vanessa Hudgens was bored when Montreal shooting her new movie, mainly because she never called me to hang out, and everyone know’s I am a whole lot of fuckin’ fun, especially when I dirty dance like I was Patrick Swayze, post terminal cancer, not when he was still virile, because these nude/topless/sexy pics of her have hit the internet.
I guess it is possible that this isn’t her, but I like to think that it is, because it makes my life work feel a little more relevant, not to mention if you were dating a faggot like she was, and not realize he’s gay, like she doesn’t, you’d start pullin’ all the stops to try to turn the motherfucker on, since being a chick who gets rejected for sex fucks with your self esteem a lot and makes you do things like this.
I am not too sure what the deal is with her nipples, but I blame scientific cross-breeding that went on in her mother’s womb, sometimes it just doesn’t work out and weird shit come out of it.
This isn’t the first time she’s had pics like this surface, it won’t be the last, she’s moving away from her Disney image and stripping in her next movie, and I guess this is all part of communicating that to the public, because you know behind every leaked celeb picture is a team of lawyers, agents, managers, advisors, PR people, making sure it goes down flawlessly. This kind of thing doesn’t just happen, it is all part of a bigger cause/machine and you are an idiot if you think otherwise.
Either Lady Gaga has a meaty external pussy like many women in need of vagina reconstruction surgery, who don’t get it cuz they are under the impression that the burger in their fuckin’ pants is normal, because no dude’s every complained about the shit, because he wanted to get laid, and a meaty pussy still feels good, it’s just kinda scary to look at, especially when pulsating under a leotard.
Or she is as I predicted a gender confused girl who isn’t sure if she’s a gay male or an overcompensating fag hag, cuz she hasn’t got enough dick to fuck a dude up the ass or even to get her dick sucked, but she does have a great stage show the gay community can respect because she addresses all their superficial, stereotypical needs, like fame, money and sex, and thanks the Gays and award shows because she isn’t just trying to market to them, she is them.
The whole thing is bullshit and I hate her, but my feelings have nothing to do with how much of a cunt she is, she does a good enough job of showing the world that daily and anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.
The only thing that makes a scrawny little red headed bitch hotter is knowing that Marilyn Manson got to her when she was barely 18, before she had a chance to not be tainted with weirdness. I’m sure dude’s a nice guy, but he coulda done us all a favor and at least waited til she was 25 and starting her decent into only busted bitch status before ruining her, I mean unless you’re into getting with Manson’s sloppy seconds, because for me shit’s a deal breaker. Not that I think he’s actually weird and goth, or that he actually even fucks women, because I know he’s just the dude from The Wonder Years, and this is all a fuckin’ act, he doesn’t actually fuck bitches with raw meat or dead people, but it’s still strange enough for me to not be able to see anything about her worth fuckin’.
Here is a unconfirmed nude picture of Condaleeza Rice. I figure they look close enough to her that they are worth posting, but then again, I am ignorant and think all black people look the same. For all I fuckin’ know, this could be Denzel Washington or Will Smith or even Michael Jackson pre-death.
The truth is that I’ve heard her talk and bitch seems way too serious to get naked, I’m talking showers in her fucking business suit serious. But behind every girl, no matter how tough she is to make it in a man’s world, is a little whore excited to get her pussy fucked, usually all it takes is a little alcohol to get a girl back into her natural whore state, you know one that isn’t tainted with serious jobs and serious higher education and one that rocks the stripper name her parents gave her the way nature intended before getting all ambitious and shit, makin’ her the one who got away, at least that was before today.
After this past weekend, I would not be surprised if there are numerous nude pictures of me floating around via different sources. Shit was fucking so messy I still haven’t recovered and I spent the entire day in bed because my liver fuckin’ hates me. I may have to quit drinking cuz if I don’t I will die. True Story…
Miranda Kerr is nude in a photo shoot, but not really nude by my standards, because I only consider a bitch to be nude if I can make out what her pussy looks like…I’m talking every lip fold, discoloration, or razor burn bump. So sure she’s not wearing clothes, but as far as I’m concerned she pretty much is and whoever is behind this suggestive piece of shit needs to be fuckin’ shot, unless he has plans t release the behind the scene pics of her bending over and spread eagle…which I hope he does cuz Miranda Kerr is pretty decent.
The bitch in this Esquire photoshoot is showing nipple and ass because Esquire is doing its best to stay relevant now that every single dude uses the internet because of the heavy amount of porn available and don’t need to buy shitty magazines with semi-erotic photo spreads of bitches who will never fuck us to jerk off to because we are too shy to buy real porn magazines as that shit is for virgin weirdos who like cumming on glossy paper, makin Esquire struggle with their finances and slowly go broke, only to drop some nipple to push the boundaries a little and stay edgy. I hear next month they are planning to go all the way and show both tits like the bunch of faggots they are.
That said her name is Marie-Louise Parker and she’s in the show Weeds, something I’ve never seen before but can relate to because if I don’t change my underwear, I’ll have weeds growing into my fuckin’ ass. Yes, my hygiene is that bad. Sure that was a lame joke, but I’m still drunk and riding off a couple hours of sleep, so get over it.
Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….
The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.
Cassie’s people are on a mission to get everyone who has posted the pictures sued. I didn’t host the pictures because I know how sluts operate and how they have second thoughts when people start making fun of them.
I wrote yesterday that the Rihanna and Cassie pics were being shopped around over 6 months ago and I turned them down because I don’t have money and even if I did, I wouldn’t want to get sued, and guess what happened…
The Rihanna pics surfaced. I saw this shit coming. I am ahead of the fuckin’ crowd. Too bad no one reads this site.
Here are the pics of someone who may be Rihanna…..
