I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…
I made a joke about periods on TWITTER telling girls who follow me that I am starting a laundry service that exclusively deals in period stained panties….with no guarantee they’ll ever be returned, but much more rewarding than throwing them out….4 girls requested my address…
That said, periods are no joke, I mean they bring joy when you fuck a girl unprotected and find out she’s not pregnant, they bring more joy when the girl who has it feels shitty about not being able to fuck so she uses her mouth or ass, they bring less joy when the girl is complaining and even less joy when she insists on you fucking her, getting period everywhere, and even less joy when you see the bloated bitch out in public wearing comfortable clothes, cuz her tight hot shit makes her uterus hurt…not that I hate period…I mean hardly remember them…my wife is all fat and in menopause / slowly turning into a man….
So here is Olivia Wilde better knows as Olivia Cockburn….but COCK BURN wasn’t as marketable as channeling Oscar Wilde’s name to seem educated, or classy, or historic, or whatever she did in stealing his name for her shitty acting career….showing off her shitty ass…that may not be having its period, but that might as well should be.
Oh shit here was a Kate Party…..and I wasn’t invited….because I don’t get invited to anything, but also because my name isn’t Kate…except in certain circles like when I was in prison but I’d rather not get into those dark and painful to walk years….
Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bowsworth and Kate Hudson showed off some the tit and bodies they had, and also let a couple other twats passed security, like Reese Witherspoon and Olivia Wilde, cuz they feel sorry for them for obvious reasons…..
Here are the pics…
Kate Beckinsale Busting Out
Kate Hudson and her Mom Implants
Kate Bosworth Skinny Goodness
Oh and Reese Witherspoon was there
Reese Witherspoon Busted…
So was Olivia Wilde…cuz she already named herself ofter Oscar Wilde, what more does she need to do to get relevant in Hollywood…ya know….
Olivia Wilde is overrated. People think she’s hot and based on these pics. She’s definitely not. Sure she may be able to movie magic make up for her inadequacies and maybe her charm and personality shine through, making you think she’s more than she is, but I have a hard time believing it cuz anyone who names herself after Oscar Wilde must be really pretentious and annoying to hang out with, like the kind of poetry writing, activist, dolphil loving lesbian you see at the coffee shop talking out of her lesbian ass….and here are some pics…
I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Wilde or her fake name. I don’t give a fuck about Cowboys Vs Aliens in what may be one of the most offensive movie ideas to ever be made it almost a mockery of the Hollywood industry that is already struggling and spending millions making shit like this is disgusting, but knowing that it will likely generate millions more in sales cuz idiots like this shit….and spend money on this shit…even though we’re in an economic crisis….makes it all so much fucking worse…Proving We’re all fucking doomed…but at least as we crash and burn…she’s showing off some tit….cuz I don’t care who the tit belongs to, I just appreciate a see through dress on any motherfucking boobies…I preferred her when she was naked….and I’d prefer her spread eagled on my face…but she didn’t call me in July when filming in Montreal…so I figure that’s never gonna happen…but the window into her titties via her dress will…and here’s the pics…
This confuses me. I think it’s an ad for Diesel that they are running on Flaunt magazine in some kind of paid co-brand that I don’t understand, cuz I’m not a business man, or a business, man. I still rob my wife blind for drinking money and as pathetic as it sounds, I’m the one not wearing pants who just woke up after passing out at 6 am wasted with my pants around my ankles talking to 18 year old sluts in other timezones on Skype…I’m internation without even leaving my couch…I’ve been to Australia, Europe, Africa and Asia…See the fucking world in webcam slut vagina….if that’s not culture, I don’t know what is….maybe Oliva Wilde is…you know cuz she named herself after the most cliche writer she could think of…I’m changing my name to Jesus Twain…I think people will respond better to me.
Tits. It always amazes me when I see pictures of this bitch and read that she’s 26. She looks like she’s pushin’ 40, which isn’t always a good thing, especially when you turn 40. Not to mention her stage name is ridiculous. Anyone who changes their name for a writer, especially one as Cliche as Oscar Wilde, is trying way to hard to be artsy fartsy, obscure and intellectual…It’s so obvious…unlike the reason she looks 40 at 26, maybe it’s a mystery her 60 Minutes reporter mother Leslie Cockburn (naughty) could do a segment on….
According to some magazine, this is the hottest girl of the year. Clearly, her publicist paid them off…or who she sucked them off because looking at her she’s not the hottest anything.
She can wear the brightest dress, she can show off as much tit as her little tits can offer, you know maximize the shits but she looks like she’s built like a fuckin’ troll. I’m thinkin’ Snooki, but more middle aged mom of three who does pilates.
She’s got the attitude of a flight attendent, ready to check your passport and offer you a drink, or maybe the make up consultant at the pharmacy you spoke to about getting your wife a Christmas perfume. You know the department store clerk who gives you that fake smile when asking if you’d like to contribute to some charity….or the low grade decent lookin’ mom in some small town performing in the tacky church Christmas pageant as Mary…the role of her lifetime, one far better than working at the library as a volunteer to keep herself occupied.
She is average at best, and whether she’s dressed like a Christmas tree ornament, or someone at a Star Wars convention, pulling some Halloween stunts when it isn’t Halloween or not, she’s still average at best.
I’ve heard her name before but I never bothered figuring it out. I just assumed she was another pussy the network was packaging to make a lot of money with, because the roster of movies she’s been in are shitty at best, but that’s all changing, she’s gonna be on some Megan Fox kick….but I wasn’t really sure about who Olivia Wilde is.
So I did some Wikipedia research and found out this:
Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her London-born father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander Cockburn and Patrick Cockburn, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her sister, Chloe Cockburn, is a civil rights attorney in New York. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell and her paternal grandfather was the novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Through her grandfather, she is also a distant relative of English novelist Evelyn Waugh
So I guess it turns out that Olivia Wilde is the attention seeking joke who disappoints her family because she is a failure in their eyes no matter what level of celebrity she has, cuz that’s not what they deem important or actual success….Those are the keepers.
Here she is getting naked from some magazine on her quest to be relevant.
The most fascinating fact about Olivia Wilde, is not that she is a product of nepotism with industry parents that helped her get ahead, but that before she changed her name like a pornstar , her biological name was Olivia Cockburn. Yes, Cockburn. True fucking story. That’s all I have to say about that.
If you’re like me you love when a female doctor puts on her latex glove when you’ve gone in for a routine check up cuz you ass has been bleeding for 3 weeks and you think you are either dying or dead, because it means “FULL CHECK UP” and as uncomfortable as getting two fingers in my ass on a cold doctor’s table after bleeding out of my ass for 3 weeks is, I’m just happy the doctor’s got a pussy, cuz it is less homo if I get hard during the process, which I don’t, but also nice to get female attention from someone other than a 300 pound white trash wife, but mainly because women have easier fingers to handle…..
I guess other good memories that involve latex gloves is when you got with that germaphobe hooker who only gave handjobs with latex gloves and blowjobs with condoms on the day you realized that the Latex gloves were previously used on other clients giving you scabies that took 6 months to get rid of…..or the time you realized your college girlfriend had a latex allergy cuz her pussy swelled the fuck up and you jumped at the chance to raw dog her accidentally getting her pregnant before realizing she was some Christian who didn’t believe in abortion, forcing you to move and chance your name so that they can never come after you for child support or to call you dad…..
So we should thank Olivia Wilde, despite not knowing who she is, for bringing back all the great memories we’ve had with surgical gloves, latex, latex allergies and most important illegitimate children.
Her name is Oliva Wilde, she’s on the show House, she’s 25 and she’s half naked in GQ and her name is the only Wilde about any of this, if she wanted to impress me, she’d pull some better stunts involving her vagina, like bouncing it on my dick, or even on anyone’s dick just as long as I get to be a part of it, as sitting here lookin at pictures doesn’t have anything to do with my life and I didn’t even know who she was before today, so if anything, I’m the one doin her a favor here and her little hard nipples are just wasting my time. This isn’t naked this is cockteasing and she needs to step up and stomp the yard fuck.
