Some porn producer named Cezar Capone is offering Sarah Palin 2 million dollars to star in one of his MILF productions. I don’t know much about porn, despite everyone constantly telling me that I am a porn site, because I post nudity, but I really have no idea who this guy is. There’s something about produced porn that doesn’t turn me on at all, the girls are ugly, I can’t relate to the ripped big dicked guys fucking them mainly because they are the kids of guys I see out in bars and clubs and hate, so watching them fuck is as torturous as having to drink in the same building as them. The sex is as plastic as their fake tits, and all porns are the fucking same so I usually stick to small penis fat guy porn with average at best lookin’ girls doing random dirty things…but this isn’t about me, it’s about Palin….

He basically wrote this open letter offering her the money and even considering to throw in some extra money and a snowmobile for her husband to get in on the shit. His rationale is that she needs the money to buy the 150,000 dollars of clothes she will be forced to give back, no that she’ll actually give it back, but seems like good enough logic to try to get her naked on video….my logic ended at the fact that she has a pussy and everyone wants to fuck her.

The truth is that he should give her a cut of the profit, because let’s face it, if this ever happened, it’d be bigger than Paris Hilton’s tape so Cezare may not be an idiot for approaching her, but he’s kinda low ballin’ her, not that she’ll know the difference considering she’s as retarded as her kid…but any TV network will probably offer her substantially bigger offers to do a mainstream show and she doesn’t have to break her Christian values to do that, so maybe he needs to go back to the drawing board because my prediction is that this porn will never happen….but a TV show will. Not that you care.

So family guy did a funny joke where the baby and the dog and the Jewish awkward guy go back in time to Nazi Germany and are getting some heat because they put a McCain/Palin button on one of the Nazi Uniforms.

I think Family Guy is the best show on TV, I don’t really watch TV so I am probably not the person to make TV recommendations, but every episode I’ve seen has had at least one obscure and truly funny thing, and since everyone is shitting on me for being a talentless hack, which is probably true and something I have never denied, because I like to think you’re the one landing here, I’m not the one throwing anything down your throat, so you got to deal with your choices and not bother me about it, especially when I am hating on everything because it makes me feel better about my miserbale existence, and existence made more miserable when SNL fans email me complaining about how it’s so fucking amazing, because I hate on SNL and I hate you for liking it, so I guess we’ll never be friends.

So as I throw out all my dreams I have of us spending the day playing squash together, or getting a beer together, or hitting on girls together, because we just won’t work out (no homo), I decided to post this clip recognizing something good.

Now I am not a McCain or Obama supporter, so don’t email me whining about how it is funny because I am a nigger-lovin’ terrorist left wing piece of shit, like all the republicans out there have been doing up until now, I am in Canada, and it’s just a good joke. So instead of emailing me, how about walking out to your barn, pulling out one of your NRA edition rifles with Chaleton Heston’s face carved into the handle, and put yourself out of your misery and for those of you aren’t too uptight about your political party, you may be able to see the humor in this.