Pam Anderson may not be known for being subtle or classy….she’s not known for her natural beauty or for her elegance…she’s known for being a stripper looking bitch with clown like tits that everyone wanted to fuck in the 90s….typcast as a whore….something that well into her 50s she can’t let go…and remains a granny aged trailer park looking slut who shops at the sex shop for her clothes and her vibrators that fill her hepatitis filled cunts…and wears that fetish shit out in public like the world is her stripper stage she shoulda retired from long ago….and the whole this is weird….but what is even weirder is that it turns me on, but I am weird and believe that Granny strippers in stripper gear are the future.

I was PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE SEX TAPE the other day and I had a new found love for Pam Anderson…it brought back memories of 1997 or 1998 when it first dropped and you had to buy the shit on VHS….in a simpler time when I could just look at her big tits and hot pussy and not hate her cry for attention, her haggard face, her hepatitis she may have caught in the filming of the shit….She was Pre Paris and Kim who ruined the celebrity sex tape for all celebrity sex tapes to come…but I still watch them…even though they annoy me….

Either way, no idea when this Pam Anderson shoot is from but they are photoshopped hot enough to make me remember the Pam Anderson of yesteryear..

Pam Anderson is on the beaches of Hawaii for old times…you know since beaches are what made her….and I’m not sure if this is one of those final walks….like Patrick Swayze in Point Break…going out to sea before the hepatitis kills him…but I’m just glad it is happening in a place public enough for paparazzi to snap off pics…cuz you’d think she’d be too insecure since she’s not 23 anymore….even though she looks hotter than most dying of hepatitis 50 year olds….and I figure she’s still a fantasy to some of you….and these pics will remind you why….or not…

Pam Anderson is slowly morphing into what may be a cartoon character, because I guess when you are dying of hepatits that you got being a whore, coupled with only having a career because people jerked off to your big fake tits in a time big fake tits weren’t everywhere, puts a lot of pressuere on a bitch when it comes to attending events…Botox and Facelifts for everyone….but it’s nice to see she hasn’t lost her core….as she licks her PETA stamp….unless this is the equivalent of an old burlesque dancer putting on her tap shoes at the old folks home to show everyone she’s still got it….Either way, who cares, it’s fun to point and laugh at someone who thought she was too good to fuck you at her prime….as she falls the fuck apart…but tries to play it up all cute….something a face that hard can never be..

There’s almost always something hot about women with terminal diseases….not cuz I’m a pervert who is into premature necrophilia …or an opportunist who takes advantage of half dead women in their hospital beds at their longterm care facilities cuz they can’t say no…or even someone into Anna Nicole Smithin’ a rich lady like she was an oil tycoon looking for hot arm candy prositutes to change their oxygen tanks in exchange for an inheritance…or even cuz I look at them and reflect on their lives and the number of cocks they’ve had over the course of a lifetime…and love the idea of whores in any state of health…

Or maybe I just find something hot about women with terminal STDs….cuz I know they risked their lives by fucking and that’s some commitment to being a whore….

Here’s Pam Anderson actually looking like death…rockin’ her favortie date she can’t shake we call Hepatits to an event and whether she does or not her fake tits will live on forever…or at least a couple of thousand years it will take for them to decompose…

This an amazing fucking joke. It’s like Pam Anderson is pushing grandmother age, yet she’s caked on enough movie magic make-up to make us think she’s got one more run in her….

I mean I think she’s at the point in her whore life where the only list she should be on is not the VIP list, but the liver transplant list, cuz that’s the shit Hep C does to a needle sharing unprotected sex motherfucker….

I don’t know, I guess she’s good to laugh at, especially when she’s so fucking dried up and horny she’s humping a fucking pedal bike like a dog in heat cuz no dudes, except maybe me, want her enough to risk getting Hep….and who really cares…just look at the pics…

To balance out the Young Ass in a Bikini, I was forced to post these pictures of some very old tainted with hep ass, that was once young ass in a bikini everyone wanted to fuck, but that was a long long long time ago….The nice thing is that she’s covered up her face as best as she can with her hair and glasses….but more importantly that she’s covered up the jaundice with a hot spray tan…cuz no one likes revisiting the original sex tape star who 90 percent of men jerked off to in the 90s, when this fake tit, petite frame, fake blonde look was what everyone dreamt of fucking, only to find her dirty pussy rotting the rest of her….at least not most people…Personally, I’m totally cool with STDs….

Here she is in a see through dress, that’s not see through enough…as I hope for her career to have a second wind, despite her attempt with Dancing with the Stars the Last Resort….only cuz I think it’d be fun to watch her fuck and compare the sex with the past when she was a vibrant piece of ass at her peak to this bottom feeding scum she is now….depleted souls that are a fragment of what they once were can lead for depraved sex…a least that’s what the street whores I’ve hung out with have shown me…

Here are some pictures so photoshopped they might as well be some creepy, lonely, sad, fan’s computer art made out of blood, tears and most importantly semen of the bitch….You know the percentage of the pic that is actually her is next to 0, but more importantly, even at that, she looks like shit…It’s always sad to be a washed up slut no one really wants to fuck since the Hepatitis, even though we’d all still fuck you just to say we’ve fucked Pam Anderson. If you know what I mean…

God knows why they won’t just let her die in peace, or why they humored her back into getting half nakde on camera, but whatever it is, it’s a cruel fucking joke…..this is Cyberbullying the pin-up photographer version.

Not Sexy. Even if you’re married to the old tired bitch and these are your 20th anniversary erotic pics to spice up the marriage, pin-up cuz for the husband it might as well been 80 years since you were last hot….I saw that episode of Roseanne, I know how this shit works….

There’s something bitter sweet about seeing Pam Anderson’s bloated gut. I’m not even a chick who caught her husband jerking off to Baywatch in the 90s, making me feel inadequate of my body because of her fame, you know resentment at its most rational. I just like seeing someone who relied so much on her looks, invested so much into her looks, finally look like shit, cuz I know now she’s got nothing, putting what’s really important into perspective, unless of course she just has a swollen liver, you know cuz that is what hepatitis does to you…..but then again, here I am trying to look up her skirt…so I guess her gut doesn’t stop me….

It would have probably been a more interesting post if Gisele and Pam Anderson did a sex tape together, instead of going to the same Rio Carnival with millions of other people…you know Gisele and her Tommy Lee dick all up on Pam Anderson’s weathered old lady whore cunt no one cares about or really wants to be, unless they are really weird like me and like to compare pussy before and after…. cuz it is all hepatitis and polluted filled…and I like to witness decomposing first hand….

Either way, It looks like this monster that is Pam Anderson needs a fucking nap…maybe the jet lag got to her, but I like to think it’s years of sucking dick, plastic surgery, cocaine and prescription pills, coupled with a dying liver….brought to you straight from an alcohol company….

At least Gisele was there to make lookin at Pam Anderson feel way less gay..despite the fact she could be a dude….

I don’t know if it is the necrophiliac in me, or if it’s just the pervert who tries to get with girls who look like this because I know they have few options, low standards, cheap rates, and don’t really know who they are, but I do know these pictures of Pam Anderson are fucking hot….She looks like her plastic surgery, drugs, failed success and everything else about her has finally crashed and burned, that’s when I like to move in, sweep up the pieces, fuck them up the ass cuz the pussy’s too loose a fit and cum on them…True story…

I wonder how many 40 year old women who were jealous of her a decade ago cuz their boyfriends would jerk off to her are laughing right now…I mean until they go and look at their skank asses in the mirror…

No this isn’t a blast from the past, it is Pam Anderson holding onto the past, because the only thing that ever really did anything for her was her Playboy job, since then, it’s been all down hill, especially now. From Dancing with the Stars to being cast on some India Big Brother, she’s desperate, so seeing her photoshopped to shit like she’s not 50 years old with hepatitis is funny…but I don’t have the nude pics…Playboy is holding out on me because I guess they know everyone is gonna point and laugh when it hits on Friday, making this their biggest issue in a long time…but here are some cropped pics to give you a preview of what to expect….

The biggest joke in all this is that she wrote a poem to go with her bottom feeding. I didn’t read it, but I will post it…

I guess comebacks happen for worthless pussy who was pretty much expired in America, all it takes is a billion brown people who only have one TV station cuz they are slumdogs who find looking at what they assume is an American icon with her blonde hair and fake tits on bitches who don’t have a lot of facial hair is not really something they have in India highly erotic….

I guess it just proves that when you have nothing going for you, you might as well take the weirdest low level offer your agent pithes you, because what you thought was defining the end of your fucking career, actually got you back into the fucking game….

Now all she needs is a sextape with Dev Patel and next thing you know she’ll be a hindu bride living in a palace like Princess Jasmine, never having to worry about anything, except maybe premature death due to her hepatitis, but that shit follows her everywhere….

This just in, Pam Anderson is just as useless internationally as she is in America.

I guess she’s rich enough that when she gets bored of sun tanning at her California house, she can fly over to India and sun tan there….cuz sun tanning, along with getting fake tits and her hair dyed is really all she knows…

More importantly, I guess she’s famous enough that when she wants to do this kind of internationally tanning, which I guess is a professional tanners dream, she can get people to foot the bill, like this reality show in India that she manipulated her way on.

I don’t think the fact that she’s on TV in India is really one of this moving up the star ladder moves, I saw Slum Dog Millionaire, I know their TV works on a budget….

I do think that this isn’t representative of her being super famous there, but more representative of her exhausting all options in America. DWTS is really that nail in the coffin of your career, and once you do that the only place left to go is the third world.

So here she is bottom feeding, and as weathed as her lifestyle and hepatitis have made her vagina I’ve jerked off to at least once, I’m still down to see her half naked…cuz veteran stripper looking pussy who paved the way for so many trashy fake tit will always have a place in my pervert heart….but then again so does all pussy. I don’t discriminate.

I figure India has enough problems without giving them hepatitis and by Hepatitis I mean Pamela Anderson….but I guess Pamela Anderson’s PR team is working hard to find markets that aren’t bored of her or disgusted by her disgustingness and India came into the mix….maybe it’s one of those “Russia Likes Levis” jeans back in the 80s situation, or David Hasselhoff is big in Germany as a musician kinda deals, where shit is behind the curve and doesn’t quite make sense why it would be happening now, unless of course it was a take what they can get on India’s side of things, but I think it comes down to the fact that I’ve been on the bus next to Indians (dots not feathers), on very hot days, and it’s safe to say Pam Anderson’s pussy scent will feel right at home…like it’s gone back to see it’s curry fish scented relatives and I guess it all is starting to make sense….