I posted the pictures of Pam Anderson snowboarding in Southern California yesterday because in California rich people get bored and can even defy nature and God’s way, and put snow where their is meant to be beach and beach where there is meant to be snow and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, I didn’t understand why there were no solid pictures of pussy, or panty or whatever the fuck diseased mess this bitch hides in her pants that I think may be medicinal and used to keep her uterus from falling out because she’s such a fucking whore, but these came out today, so now I know she hasn’t lost her touch and is still letting her shit out in public….
Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson in Elle Magazine dressed classy but still poppin her ass out because no matter where this STD ridden whore goes, she needs guys to want to shove their dicks in her, seriosuly whether at Church or meeting the president, the slut in her is so deeply rooted, she can’t help but smear her pussy juice on whatever the fuck she can….
It turns out that Olivia Munn isn’t just an annoying host of some shitty TV show designed for virgin losers who feel they can relate to her and that she understands their inner workings and their interests, when in reality she’s like every other cunt, who only pretends to care because she gets paid, and because she knows who her audience is, but I guess she’s also an aspiring actress, and here she is on some show called Greek where she had the challenging task of standing around in her underwear, showin’ off her decent-at-best ass, someone get this whore an Emmy.
And here’s the clip of her small tits in a bra from showcasing her depth as an actress….again…get this whore an Emmy….
Maybe I am being a little too traditional in saying that Pam Anderson is a piece of trash for showing up to an event in a panty exposing dress. It’s not like I’m Emily Fucking Post and an expert on etiquette or class. It’s not like I don’t wish every bitch left the house with her vagina lips sticking out of various clothing items, it’s not like I wouldn’t try to suck this bitch’s Hep-C liver out of her fucking pussy.
This isn’t trash, this is a fucking icon, a glamorous leader and inspiration to girls everywhere to bleach their hair and dress cheap while showing off tit and filming videos of themselves fucking, so instead of being mean to this expired woman, I should be celebrating her life, her accomplishment and her free-spirit and only complain that showing panties is a sign of her getting soft, she’s the type of aging pussy you’d expect to see fisting herself on the red carpet like she fucking should be, because it is a skill that may seem easy but didn’t comes easy as it took years of training and aging and beating that fucking thing up to lose the right amount of elasticity to make it so seamless….
Here she is not nearly naked enough as she should be, but maybe she’s waiting until halloween to scare the kids proper with that shit.
Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts….
Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…
Shauna Sand is pretty much the closest thing in Hollywood to a washed up prostitute. She’s got the scars and the plastic surgery battle wounds that make her look like she’s fuckin’ melting, which is kinda funny if you think about it, considering the whole reason she got plastic surgery in the first place was to advance her career and to really embrace her sex appeal. Now there isn’t enough plastic surgery technology in the fucking world to save her, but the good news is there will always be homosexual Euro lookin’ boys to take the free ride and pretend to have sex with her, as long as it gives them some visibility in the industry, as workin’ a waiter or bar tending job, just isn’t as effective as it once was…
That said, I’m surprised she’s even wearing underwear, because that’s not the kind of girl I’d expect her to be, but I guess it’s the only tool she can use to keep her pussy and lady parts from falling out of her and dragging behind her on the ground like some kind of disgusting tail.
Katie Price, like a little kid who is excited he made potty for the first time, and feels the need to bring everyone in the fucking house to see his little shit floating around in the fuckin’ thing, expecting positive reinforcement from a couple asshole parents who are tired of changing fuckin’ diapers and annoying enough to celebrate the bullshit and tell everyone they know like we fuckin’ care, is showing off her panties because she’s so proud they haven’t disintergrated by the fumes of her rancid pussy, or maybe she’s showing us all her panties because she was court ordered to keep that vagina under wraps, or maybe she is showing us her panties cuz she’s tired of being called a whore, but I like to think it’s just a celebration that the things made it thru the night, when her sobriety clearly didn’t…..
I don’t know who Rachel Taylor is, but I know I don’t like her, because like a typical cock teasing whore in a skirt, she’s gone and put on a pair of fuckin’ panties, when everyone know there is no fun in panties, except for maybe my neighbor who is obsessed with wearing women’s lingerie, to the point that he doesn’t give a shit that we all know and makes a point of picking up his mail or taking out his garbage with his thong exposed like he was a trashy teenage girl back when showin your thong was in style, when all I want to see is pussy.
Here’s the bitch from Grey’s Anatomy showing her anatomy. Good one you fucking asshole. Whenever I write stupid little bullshit things like that I am forced to try to drown myself in the toilet, now that may sound alright to some of you, but you see, we don’t have water and my wife takes sick shits.
The truth is she isn’t even showing off her anatomy. I can’t see pussy lip. She’s got her fuckin’ underwear on, and it’s not even fuckin’ sheer so I can’t even see bush and I don’t even know if she’s got a fire crotch, or if she’s bald like most redheads who are ashamed with the stigma that comes with being a redhead, but I do know she has had sex with Drew Carey and if that doesn’t give you hope, I don’t know what will. Sure he’s a multimillionaire and you aren’t, but maybe she was into him cuz he was bald, fat and wore glasses…right…
On a sidenote, she’s going thru a divorce, so this just be some kind of desperate mating call….
I haven’t been on the computer all weekend, because it is summber and I prefer spending my time lookin at real girls in bikinis, or at least in short skirts and skimpy clothes, so I didn’t bother posting these Lohan in her bikini bottoms doin’ the Michael Jackson in Vegas celebrating her birthday, but that’s mainly because of severe sadness that I wasn’t invited to her party, like this was elementary school, and I was the weird fat kid no one likes, which I guess is a common theme in my life.
I am so fuckin’ tired of this MJ shit, like dude hasn’t had so much air play, since he fingered a 10 year old in his Hot Air Baloon, but this lesbian pussy grab picture is alright, because like all lesbians, I appreciate a good pussy grab, finger, lick, or pretty much anything vagina related, but unlike all lesbians I am not so down with construction boots, talking about women’s rights in a man’s world, huggin’ trees while eating organic trail mix, before shaving their heads, and rollin’ their flannel shirts up to rip off every penis that comes their way, because they are still bitter they got raped/molested or ignored when they were lesbian….
Here are the picssss….or the pic….but that’s not as exiting without all the “s’s”
Here’s Jean Claude Van Damme acting like an attention whore, prancing around in his panties like the little slut that he is, hoping to get in the tabloids because it is good for his self esteem. He was a hug action star man, he made big fucking money, all the girls wanted to get in his pants and all the guys wanted the be in his pants and all the gay guys wanted to be his pants, and now he’s just a nobody.
If you’re wondering why I am posting homo shit, you know men in their brief, it’s partially because I find french men about as masculine as the average woman, not quite as masculine as the two dykes having a beer chugging contest on the street yesterday, so posting him in his panties is probably something worth celebrating, because it means he’s not bottomless, but it is also because anyone who says they never got hard watching one of his movies and because I am taking the Lady Gaga approach to success and that’s targeting the gays.
No, I didn’t get “too drunk” last night, that broadened my eyes on homosexuality, in some kind of college hook up where I wake up in the arms of a muscular man in leather with a dick in my ass, I am just testin’ my options, cuz I’ve never seen a poor gay guy, they are all career oriented, all fabulous livin’, who love to drink and do coke, with luxury lofts and no kids to rape their bank accounts, making them appealing to advertisers.
I figure my gay strategy is gonna end after this post. I hope you enjoyed it.
Victoria Silvstedt was never really relevant, she was just a Playboy model years ago, when Playboy was into this look. I guess they still are, but Silvstedt attempt to hang onto it, isn’t workin out too well for her, the older she gets and the more surgery she gets to put things back in place and I am talking about her penis, the weirder she fuckin’ looks, like a half eaten Jello tray at the ghetto buffet after it was raped by my wife
Here she is trying to get attention by flashing some panty with her watch, possibly hoping the watch company appreciates the plug and send her a couple free watches that she can pawn off to pay her rent like the common whore that she is.
Silvstedt remains my enemy for trying to sue me, but I think aging is her enemy and we all know who’s gonna win this one. Cunt.
I don’t know what this stage show is all about, but I do know I like it. Sure bitch has a big ol’ nose that kinda fucks with my head and I am sure fucks with any dude she’s giving head to, you know trying to get your dick deep throated with that shit poking into your pelvis is fuckin’ annoying and not fully attractive, but she manages to pull it off and that’s all that matters. Maybe I’m just being nice becuase she’s got no pants on.
That said, I met some radom cute girl and I got to talking to her. She told me she just got back from some Russia circus she was touring with, now I know you don’t know me, but if you want to get me excited, all you have to fuckin’ say to me is circus. Anyway, I got excited and got to asking her about what she did in the circus, you know since it’s a magical fuckin place and she could be anything from the person who picks up the elephant shit to the fuckin’ contortionist who can eat herself out.
It turns out she’s a fuckin’ acrobat, so instead of seducing her, I decided to ask her if she ever considered doing porn because I feel her skills would come in handy, and that pretty much concluded that future love affair.
Her name is Phoebe Price. I have never met her. But I can tell you that she’s got orange pubic hair, and although orange pubic hair repulses me for the most part, because people with orange pubic hair, usually have pasty skin and dark red genitals, not to mention they are devil children who are barely human and have this weird superhuman strength that I think is a product of evolution, you know from getting constantly made fun of, but the other day, I finally came across a good lookin’ redhead. She was tall, thin, french and had a really amazing set of tits, I don’t know who she is, but I should craigslist misconnect her, since that’s the man’s way of getting pussy passive aggressively.
Either way, Phoebe Price covered her cunt and squatted on the street corner because she saw paparazzi and wanted this post to make it to TMZ. It’s really her life objective…
Lil’ Kim whored it up on Regis and Kelly because she was some Dancing with the Stars reject, despite being an ex-con, ex-hooker, slut who raps about dicks drippin’ down her chin. That’s not very wholesome of Disney to acknowledge her existence, you know, kids watch that show and having them see her up on the screen, doin’ her thing, getting cheered on, makin’ money, may lead them to slutting out fuckin’ rappers for record deals, not that I have any problem with social climbing whores, most of the girls who broke my heart over the years were social climbing whores and I was their low point, but I’m not a hypocrite corporation pretending to be a good Christian example to the world. Get your message together and give us a little consistency you cocksuckers.
I get called a hater all the time because I tease useless bitches. I can’t really help but be judgemental and tease, it just kind of comes to me, and probably a huge percentage of the world. I think the real thing to fear are the idiots who drink the fucking Kool Aid, you know the people who stroke the egos and sign this trash up for high paying jobs and shit like that, you know perpetuating the lies, the bullshit, the disgusting behavior and all that shit. I don’t claim to be an authority, I just think what I say is logical, almost as logical as seeing Paris Hilton flash some panties, it’s come to the point where she doesn’t need to even try to hold her skirt down, fuck, she could just walk around naked, we’ve all seen it all already, we’ve been with her at her most intimate moments, she’s played the fuckin’ system by exploiting herself for fame and shit fucking worked, instead of just taking her trust fund and chillin’ she needed the fame stamp of approval, and I am wasting my time writing about this and I can’t figure out why, I think it’s gotta do with hating myself and that is the real joke in all this.
