Everyone knows Lady Gaga is ugly, including Lady Gaga. I feel like I wrote shit about her the last couple of days saying that the only reason she is popular is because she targets the gays and women and gays and women seem to be the only people who like ugly chicks because it makes them feel better looking, so in the event that I did, realize that I’ve been drunk for the last 4 days and everything is a bit of a blur.

I think I figured out why this pig doesn’t wear pants and it is because she is fat and like my wife, who is also fat, any non elastic waist band piece of clothing is the fuckin’ enemy, because they don’t make non elastic band waist clothing in her size, and that means having to come to terms with the fact that you’re a fuckin’ pig.

But I could be wrong and bitch is just trying to divert attention from her face, she’s like “LOOOK AT MY PUSSY, LOOK AT MY PUSSY, FORGET MY FACE….LOOK AT MY PUSSY”. Tranny loving whore.

Here are some pictures of her performing, every concert looks exactly the fucking same and shit bores me…but you may like it…if you’re black….cuz this ass is fat….

Here are some pictures of Lady Gaga in her space age outfits that she thinks are so fucking fashionable, which makes sense, because with a face like that, the only explanation I am willing to accept is that she’s from another planet. They didn’t quite get it right when making her take on the human form, you know with the weak chin and inability to close her mouth. I am not much of a Science Fiction person, but I know you are, so maybe you should be jerking off to this post as she takes over the human race over the radio airwaves with horrible music.

Bonus – Here she is taking over the human race with her vagina….

Lady Gaga was out without pants again. I guess it’s her new fashion statement or some shit because of all the hype she got from her stunt on Leno. Maybe she’s been doing this all along and I just didn’t notice because I don’t usually keep on top of Lady Gaga clothing choices since I find her ugly, or only started to bother recently because I have no fucking standards and her ass is pretty fat making it worth making fun of, or jerking off to, depending on your taste.

I met a girl with a crazy body at the bus station the other day. We didn’t actually meet, but her ass was ridiculous in a pair of spandex pants and white gogo boots. It was pretty clear that whatever it was that she did in life, it involved stripping and that she was probably in town to make some more money than she used to in her small town where she’s from. You know, a stripper with a hustle in her step and a crazy fucking body in her spandex. The problem was that like Lady Gaga her face looked like it was mutilated by an angry exboyfriend with a shovel, and despite that not mattering all too much in my enjoyment, I knew it would make all the difference in her attempt to climb the porn industry bed post. I knew that she was going to be the bottom feeder, underpaid and doing the dirtiest fucking scenes possible and I almost felt bad for her, until reminding myself that I should never feel bad for sluts, and should get in line to take advantage of them.

Either way, here’s Lady Gaga with no pants.

In the wake of Heath Ledger’s death in her apartment, that she was let off the hook for because murder is not a crime when you are rich, an executioner, a cop or a surgeon, Mary Kate Olsen left the house without any pants on. She’s some kind of leader of the hipster dumpy bitch movement that has put a damper on my checkin’ out girls during the day hobby. It seems like the time of wearing high heels, mini skirts and tight cleavage shirts to college is long gone, and a whole lot of girls have taken the oversized flannel home depot shirt that I sometimes wear because it cost 4 dollars at the Salvation Army and it gets cold in this fuckin’ place since I can’t afford heat, and it’s not hot. Sure it’s almost nice to think that under those pearl snaps lies a bare pussy, but the fact it belongs to an Olsen is pretty much a deal breaker and the only hope I have is that an immigrant somewhere misunderstands the new trend to not wear pants and leaves her house bare assed, because that is the only good that can come from this mess.