Here’s Mission Impossible 36 year old Alan Thicke daughter in law dealing with her own big vagina impossible mission…and thats rocking a pair of leggings or tights or whatever the fuck these are without having them jack up her thick pussy lip….maybe it’s because of motherhood…you know the beautiful process of brining life by sacrificing your vagina…leaving her damaged and unable to wear pants like the other girls unless she uses duct tape…or maybe it’s effort to get noticed by the paparazzi….even though you’d think she does a good enough job of that on her own at least that’s what I’d think BASED ON THE HOTNESS IN THESE SHOOTS

Happy black history month…

Never have I seen a black chick look so white. She’s on some Michael Jackson skin bleaching hustle because like the 1940s, the light skin blacks are far more accessible to the racist mainstream….which sells movie tickets and magazines…..I mean unless she’s on some Halle Berry winning awards for being black and bitch was raised in an suburb amongst whites…cuz her mom is white shit….which is probably more like it…and I find that a whole pile of shit…I want my black women in movies to be fucking black….non of this half assed, half breed, half effort shit….and here she is half naked in efforts to get seats filled for shitty Tom Cruise movies….even though she isn’t all that hot….but she is half naked and that counts for something…

Here’s the video….

Here is some light skinned black chick who is Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s daughter in law because she is married to his son…and I’m posting her pictures for absolutely no fucking reason other than getting hate for not posting enough black girls for my black reader, while keeping the redneck racists happy by making sure the bitch isn’t all that black….

THe unfortunate truth is that she’s not naked, flashing body parts and most important of all has a mom pussy…making this post totally undeserving and useless….time to move on.

Her name is Paula Patton and I really have never heard of her before, but unlike a normal celebrity blogger, who actually cares about this shit, I am unable to recognice 90 percent of bitches the paparazzi, magazines, etc, take pictures of….I don’t remember names, faces, nothing….and if I was in a bar with one of them, I’d only know them if I was told who they were…I don’t know why, it could the the drinking, or the not caring, but I think I’m just retarded…I mean how can you write non-sense about non-sense so many times and not retain any of it….I must be lying to myself and I must actually know she’s older….I’m talking45. She’s mixed race like she was Halle Berry, she was a producer on Discovery Channel….then she got to acting in some shit I’ve never seen like Law & Order SVU, then she got married to Allen Thicke from Growing Pain…and Canada’s son….then she got to getting pregnant by him….then she got to starring in Mission Impossible…and now she’s hard nippled and looking good in Complex….Shit….

The fascinating thing about Alan Thicke is not that he is Canadian, not that he was on Growing Pains, not that he composed the Theme songs to Diff’rent Stroke or The Facts of Life….it’s that he’s Daniel Tosh’s godfather….meaning Daniel Tosh is a trustfund, silver spoon fed baby who has a career thanks to hook-ups….nothing wrong with that…it just kinda puts things in perspective…

Alan Thicke is this Paula Patton bitch in a bikini with hard nipples father in law cuz she’s married to his R&B singing son Robin…and that’s enough Thicke gossip to last us the next 20 years of his fade into obscurity….we’ll make a comeback when we RIP motherfucker him…I guess….in the meantime we can stare at his daughter in law’s hard nipples in a bikini…cuz you know that’s what he’s doing too….ideally while singing this song