Here are some playful Britney pics, because I like to think of crazy people as playful because in their insanity they are always smiling and having a good time while laughing hysterically, when the assholes I see on the street who are late for work and seemingly normal on the surface with their shitty standard suburban lives are always pissed off at the world and hate their lives as much as they hate their wives because the only happy they know is when their paycheck roles in and they express that joy by pretending to be excited when talking to their clients with fake happy business talk like you learn when you’re a telemarketer, which you probably are, because that’s all I expect out of you.

When I worked in an office for about a minute before being fired for drinking on the job, I would always go out on my breaks for smokes with crazed homeless people to get some taste of reality. I remember one immaciated guy who was always fucking drunk who would try to sell people dieting tips for a dollar, for those fat women who paid him for his secret, he’d just tell them to stop eating because they were fat and run off with their money to buy booze. It’s that kind of honesty that I respect