These pictures should set off some alarms in regards to the condition of Eliza Dushku’s vagina. I assume she’s had a kid in the 5 years no one heard from her, because that’s the only way a little white girl could handle a man this size. I’m not a penis expert but it’s safe to say when a motherfucker is pushing 7 feet all of him is bigger than the average, I mean otherwise he wouldn’t be in professional sports cuz the locker experience getting laughed at woulda put an end to his basketball career and a start to his blogging career.
That said, they look really fucking awkward on the street trying to kiss and I can’t imagine what they sex is like, if anything shit would probably be pretty fuckin’ creepy, like the time I used to work at a pharmacy years ago and found out the 400 pound 4 foot 11 cashier who loved when potato chips went on sale was fucking one of the stockboys who was pushing 7 feet and weighed close to 125 pounds who wore knee and ankle braces cuz his legs weren’t strong enough to support him. I would spend hours trying to do the play-by-play, you know figure out what position they’d do it in and shit, it brought much joy during a job I hated and that I ended up getting fired for after getting caught stealing pills from….

Pics Via Bauer

I came across these pictures and felt the need to post them because I like to follow Sean Stewart’s every move. Especially when it comes to getting laid.

The guy is a pussy who cries about how his dad was never there for him and blames his dad for his drug addiction like a pussy rich kid would, instead of just embracing the fact that he hates himself just as much as everyone else does and that he’ s probably 30 years old and still dealing with lame teenage bullshit, because he’s fucking coddled, has all the money sent his way so that his dad doesn’t need to feel guilty about hating the cocksucker, all while he works towards a long and drawn out, boring and typical self-destruction.

But none of that seems to bother girls, they seem to think getting in with him is as close as they’ll get to getting with someone who is famous or has money and that maybe they can convince him to buy them Chanel or someshit, because personal gain is the only reason anyone would hang with him.

Bonus that is Seriously Not a Bonus – Here is His Dad Taking His Lamborghini Linguini for a Drive….

Here’s the Video…