This just in….Phoebe Price is a fucking joke. No wait…we already knew that….

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Her name is Phoebe Price. I have never met her. But I can tell you that she’s got orange pubic hair, and although orange pubic hair repulses me for the most part, because people with orange pubic hair, usually have pasty skin and dark red genitals, not to mention they are devil children who are barely human and have this weird superhuman strength that I think is a product of evolution, you know from getting constantly made fun of, but the other day, I finally came across a good lookin’ redhead. She was tall, thin, french and had a really amazing set of tits, I don’t know who she is, but I should craigslist misconnect her, since that’s the man’s way of getting pussy passive aggressively.

Either way, Phoebe Price covered her cunt and squatted on the street corner because she saw paparazzi and wanted this post to make it to TMZ. It’s really her life objective…