I saw this on Youtube the other day and didn’t think to post it because I was too busy trying to crop and upload pictures of some usesless celebrity vagina that people seem to care about, but shouldn’t, especially when this kind of fucking amazingness happens in everyday life.

I don’t know why we fixate ourselves on famous people, or why people are drawn to them, after doing this site they all seem pretty fucking boring, fabricated, vapid and useless. Everything they do is staged, they make too much fucking money and people give them way too much positive reinforcement that distorts their reality into thinking they matter while really they don’t do anything of substance with their money or celebrity for the world. They are pigs….

But not the kind of pigs that matter, because if they really mattered then they would hold celebrity pant pissing contests and documented that shit for the world to see, probably never, because of cocksucker PR people and bullshit images to maintain to make the church happy, but that is the reason why you all gotta seperate yourself from that bullshit media mindfuck and take shit back to the public bathroom, the dorm room and wherever else their are sluts trashy enough to piss themselves together for the sake of honest fucking entertianment.

I came across this video and I don’t understand what barn this girl grew up in, but when you’ve gotta piss, you do that shit in an alley, not a busy street where people are walking by, no matter how drunk or high you are, unless you expect to end up on the fucking internet, which I guess this bitch wasn’t and that’s why she sprinted off like the Jamaican Bobsled team in spring training. I do know that in the history of my drinking in bars, I have only seen one bitch who was homeless and on crack pull a stunt like this, all the other drunken trash I know, may not be ladies, in fact most were disgusting whores, but they did have enough common sense to piss where as few people are standing around as possible. Either way, watch the video, and Google Her…

Bobby Brown is on some TV show that I have never seen and it turns out that motherfucker is a sleepwalkin’ pisser. That means that dudes gets out of bed in his sleep and pisses in random places. That also means that dude has probably pissed on Whitney Houston numerous times and makes you wonder how that went over the first time his little disorder came to light but she was probably too high to realize what was going down and appreciated that dude gave her dehydrated crackhead self a little something to drink.

I used to know a dude who had the same problem as Bobby Brown, but was never lucky enough to have my face pissed on. It turned out that he was the worst person to bring to a chick’s “after party” because he would always end up passing out when I was trying to get busy. I remember sitting on the couch one time fingering some chick and dude walked out of the bedroom he was sleeping in, walked up to the chair next to us. lifted the cushion on the chair up like it was a toilet seat and pissed all over that fucking thing. It stank of piss right until I sold it to someone for booze. Another time, I brought him to some chick I was fucking’s house and he walked in on us while I was giving it to her and pissed in her laundry basket without realizing it.

He was kind of cock block because every time he went anywhere he’d end up pissing on other people’s shit and people don’t seem to respond well to people pissing on their shit, no matter how funny it is, unless it’s in their unflushed toilet in which case they are just embarrassed that you’ve seen what kind of shit they are packing and try to pretend it never happened.

My defense for my friend and for this Bobby Brown motherfucker is that at least they aren’t a sleepwalking rapists, because pissing on some dirty laundry is a lot easier to handle emotionally than waking up being pinned down by some snoring motherfucker’s dick in your ass. True story.