Since I’m Mexican and the same age as Paulina Rubio I feel like we have a total connection. The only real difference is that I look like I’m in my 60s, I’m fat and no one wants to fuck me, even when I slip into skirts and fuck me boots, while she looks pretty much good enough for me. I also don’t have a job and she’s got a platinum record, I guess in efforts to show all of us lazy fucking Mexcans how it’s done, or how inadequate we are because we work minimum wage jobs or illegally to just get by and feed our fucking families…or in my case….my alocholism which is a lot more satisfying than annoying kids, while she’s at home counting all her fucking money while looking good enough and I guess I really don’t have anything in common with this bitch…and either does any other Mexican because she’s gone fucking white on us….here are some pics Viva Mexico….Like I believe in that shit….motherfuckers.

Pics via Bauer