Chanelle is some UK slut who I don’t really know what she does and I am too lazy to check, but am posting because I like the way she’s playing it up for the paparazzi, like they are real photographers and this is some kind of fashion shoot. It’s like everytime a girl gets her camera out for myspace profile pictures, and pouts her lips and tilts her head, thinking that that is a proper representation of them, or even like time I tried to convince some girl I was a pornographer and got her all excited about giving her her big break, only to show up to the shoot I had set up with a dollar store point and shoot camera.

It’s also like every time you see girls out on the town taking pictures of each other, because now it all ends up on facebook and you want to make sure you look your best. Whenever I come across a scene like that, I try to jump in an act like a porn director, telling the girls to work it, and throw out challenges like “you’re scared now”…”no, you’re sad, your puppy just died” and 4 out of 5 times girls tell me to fuck off, but the ones who don’t, end up playing it up and despite them never getting naked for me, I feel like I have purpose.