I hate to drag this me being a racist shit on longer than I have to, but since I know that I am not a racist, proven in the fact that I got close enough to a black stripper to smell her Burger King Fingers and because I like hanging out with black dudes because they are a lot cooler than white dudes and because I donated 20 dollars to the United Negro College Fund, I have no choice but show you that I have a black dude in my corner.

This is an email I got today:

Yo, you are one funny motherf*cker, I gotta tell you. I’m a black man and I read your blog every friggin day without fail and I know how you are, which is why I come back every friggin day…People always try to make mountains out of molehills, bringing up sh*t that’s ridiculous….keep doing your thing dog..you get much love out here (no homo), from black and white folk, so don’t let it bother you too much…you’re a genius, they’re just not intelligent enough to “get it”…

Peace

Here are those Britney Spears ass pictures because she married a guy who tried to be as cool as a black guy, but just couldn’t pull shit off proper and because everyone rips into her for being a pig, but she’s probably got a hotter body than the scraps you get with, even when covered in talc powder either used to find the wet spot or to mask the stench because it’s easier than showering, hater.