Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls.

You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes.

If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she is the Queen of England’s granddaughter, Prince Charles’ Neice, Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson’s daughter and she’s fat.

Seriously, she’s got no business wearing a bikini, even if she’s supportin’ your troops, or trying to justify her obesity in an American Flag…