The nice thing about South Africa is not just good for the surfing, or the apartheid era where blacks didn’t have the same rights as whites, but also because the white pussy that makes its way out of there and into the mainstream American world look pretty fucking good, but you can’t base a country’s pussy on two hot famous pussy that made it’s way out of the country, I mean take your small town for example, to an outsider, we all think America has good pussy cuz of the bitches we see on TV but the second you roll through a dinner in upstate New York, Florida or pretty much any tate,all you see is a sea of obesity and white trash….but as far as I’m concerned South Africa is a magical place of beautiful oceans and diamonds with 9% of the population white, 80% black, 31% of pregnant chicks are HIV positive, where Jews get stabbed in national parks …filled with poverty, crime and disease…and the 2010 Woldcup but most importantly Candice Swanepoel….and here is her pussy definition in GQ South Africa….

The problem for girls who are bigger than they like to admit is that they usually wear pants that are too small for them and those pants ride up their pussies like shit was the school bus and they had no fuckin’ choice because if they didn’t their mom’s would ground the fuckers and school would give them a fuckin’ detention or some shit.

The good thing about girls who are bigger than they like to admit is that we get to see what their pussies look like through their pants as they ride the shit like it was a school bus and they had no choice.

So as Beyonce gets older and rounder her pants stay the same and lucky for us we get to see a little camel toe cunt definition, because despite it not being the same kind of luck as winning a million dollars or actually getting pussy, it’s its own kind of luck that makes staring at your computer a little more entertaining.

After zooming in on the shit, I realize that there’s no fucking cameltoe in these pictures and I reported false fucking news, unfortunately I am in too deep to pull the story so fuck it.