Kim Kardashian takes her pussy out to pump gas and apparently she also takes her pussy out to pump black dudes on video resulting in people caring enough about her to post pictures of her pumping gas when we really shouldn’t give a fuck about her, and should just see her as the fat, lazy, leech on society she is, but instead we make her more rich than her privileged ass already was before she became an amateur pornstar turned reality star turned annoying the fuck out of me and making me wonder why the fuck I am posting this shit because I know i don’t care but do it anyway.
I don’t know if Rammstein is a Nazi band, I just know that they are German and I guess that’s close enough to make this inappropriate to put up on a Jewish Holiday and I guess inappropriate is kinda what I do.
This is their video for a song I think is called German Pussy and it ends with cumshots, something MTV needs a hell of a lot more of, there’s also tits, pussy, fucking, blowjobs, but it’s a music video and not porn so watch it cuz it’s good enough for me.
As for the song, I have no idea what it sounds like, I don’t have speakers, but I can imagine it’s pretty shitty….
These pictures are like porn to me because of the way she’s got herself propped up against that walker, with her ass poppin out like some kind of whore wanting to get fucked and her frail limbs unable to escape my grip. I am surprised she’s even allowed out of the house lookin’ like this, where is her power of attorny to keep her in line, I guess it’s the style for old bitches to dress like little sluts and on the positive side of things, if you catch yourself one with Alzheimers, not only will she forget what you look like in a police line-up, but she’ll also forget you even fucked her and let’s face it, despite the desert vagina in her pants flaking away more and more everyday, bitch is craving the cock cuz it’s been so fuckin’ long since the last time she had any. Ok, you can stop masturbating now…..
If you’re into pussy that’s on it’s last legs, you know pussy that’s about to take it’s final breath, you know when you walk down the hallway of the cancer ward of the hospital and you feel a little quiver in your pants, or when you look at pre-op female to male tranny who you know have serious mental issues just based on the size of their jeans, who insist on growing a dick, because their dad was too busy skiing into trees and their mom was too busy being a whore to give her the love she needed growing up, creating this serious baggage that makes her want to sew her pussy up and grow a fuckin’ dick, or maybe she just realizes that it’s a man’s world and it’s finally time to command respect out of the world, instead of being paid less and objectified for having a set of oddly shaped tits, and figured since she already looked 3/4 of the way dude, it was the logical fuckin’ step, or maybe it’s gotta do with her being tired of the hardships lesbian couples face every time they leave the house holding lesbian hands in their construction boots and flannel shirts eating organic granola bars when people like me point, laugh and throw dick shaped objects at them, because I know they are just uptight rape victims guys don’t even wanna fuck to begin with, and not actual lesbians, cuz actual lesbians don’t exist….
I always respect young mothers, not because raising kids at a young age is hard, especially when you have nannies and staff lined up to do all the work for your lazy spoiled brat ass, but because their bodies bounce back into pre-baby bodies a lot quicker than older poorer mothers, not that Ashlee Simpson was ever really known for having a body, but I am using her as bad example and really all I care about is before and after picture of her pussy to see if shit bounced back as well as the rest of her did.
I have no idea where Marilyn Manson finds these goth bitches, I’ve been wondering the streets for fuckin’ years and there’s been a steady fucking decline in pasty faced, red-lipped, black haired cunts who sacrifice animals to their dark lord, but he manages to pull it off. Maybe he hits his fanclub, or maybe he travels to the midwest, the only place these bitches live and cut themselves, or maybe, just maybe, these bitches dress goth to get up with this motherfucker because he’s rich, I’m thinking that’s the secret to finding goth’s. Either way he’s weird lookin’
Nothing says “I Love You Mom” like taking her hot pussy you crawled out of to the beach for a little getaway. It is really the least you can do for ruining her sex appeal and vagina and forcing her to choose you over the good life.
Here’s the dude from Grey’s Anatomy doin’ just that, because without his mother, he wouldn’t be alive and I am sure in his mind, that would be a great tragedy, you know since he probably thinks that he’s left a huge impact on us through popular Thursday night programming…
I can’t wait for the bikini pics hit…I’m hoping she’s giving up on life or at least on dignity enough to get topless…but these pics of her strutting like she wants to fuck are good enough to get me motivated to start drinkin a little extra hard today….
Here is the Grey’s Anatomy Dude Hustlin’ Girls, Because Only Girls Watch His Faggot Ass Show, While His Mother’s Off Being a Slut
I hate fratboy jocks. I am pretty sure you all know why and it’s not like they really like me either. Everytime I’ve come across one, it’s always ended in a fight or argument because fuckin’ with morons is funny to me but morons only know how to argue by gang raping you in the bathroom, but don’t worry it’s not gay if they do it together and if it’s meant to teach a lesson.
Either way, I love how his asshole friend, if you watch the video you’ll hear:”
“No, No, He’s Okay”
…..famous last words from the idiot who let you die. I guess next time you Beer Bong, god knows why you’d want to, but if you’re an idiot and do, you know for Spring Break or to impress dumb college chicks with used up Sorority pussy, make sure the asshole you’re doing with is not this guy.
Personally, if I wanna get fucked up, I’d rather drink a lot the traditional way or do recreational drugs, we don’t need to make a mockery of my lifestyle choices by inventing stupid college party tricks. Assholes.
I pretend to be in love with Ryan Seacrest on Twitter. I know you hate hearing about Twitter, well stop reading this fucking post then, because it’s really the only interaction I have with a motherfucker, other than when I jerk off to him on American Idol, or when listening to his radio show while sitting in traffic on the way to the fucking office, or some shit.
He wrote that he had a last minute two day trip in Paris, and I guess this unkown vagina is the reason why. Sure, I always thought Seacrest was gay and his whole “Seacrest Out” shit was his way of prepping to come out, like everytime he said it, the words “of the closet” were struggling to come out, but his professionalism just got the best of him.
Anyway, I profess my love to him, he never answers, it’s been ongoing, to the point where his producers and I are slowly building up a relationship and yesterday’s message to him was some of my best work in 130 characters or less.
do you love me too? Say yes.Knife is to wrist.Ready to end it all.Seek your approval.1st Twitter suicide.Some paula fan shit
He never answered. Cocksucker.
Either way, here he is with his emergency Paris meeting…who is probably his hairstylist, or best friend he talks about boys with, however, there is a chance he’s fucking her.
Shauna Sand is a product of her plastic surgeon’s April Fools joke. You know, he got a little carried away, she was forced to live with it for the rest of her life, at least she’s gone along with it, you know getting a fake tan, fake hair, playing the part of a beat up stripper on a slow night, when she probably would be better off moving to an arab country and covering the fuck up.
Here are her disgusting tits, pornstars who read this (who am I kidding, pornstars can’t read), this is what you have to look forward to….
Nicolette Sheridan had a bit of an unfortunate event getting out of a car recently, her expensive lacy underwear wasn’t able to contain her meaty pussy lip that Michael Bolton used to chew on like it was a piece of leather, and who knows, maybe it is, she’s older, menopausal and maybe trying to runaway from her body because either it wants to do what it was meant to do and have babies, but Nicolette is too vain to make that happen, or maybe it’s just trying to escape because Nicolette allowed Bolton inside it and that’s a shame that’s hard to live down. Either way, here are the pics.
I have a crush on Rihanna. It may be because I’ve never had the opportunity to get with a black girl in my life of perversion, or maybe I’m just drawn to her story of success. You know a small island girl who randomly sleeps with a superstar record producer when he is on vacation away from his fat fiance and gets a record deal to keep her mouth shut, who manages to turn that deal into hit after fucking hit after fucking hit, all while performing in dominatrix and fetish gear and not taking it to the pussy grabbing level, but I’m pretty sure it has to do with having never been with a black chick and sitting here on a whole pile of jungle fever in my pants, which I’d take any day over that other african disease…AIDS. Yes, it’s not just the gay disease anymore.
Fabio the Romance Novel Model is still around and girls still get excited when they see him, so if you are a long haired, tanned European who likes working out, let this be hope that you don’t need much more than that to make a lasting career as a guy girls want to fuck and that shit will carry you well into your 50s.
Sure, maybe these sluts just went to LA and were hoping to get a picture of themselves with someone, anyone famous to bring back to their family and friends on Facebook, and took what they could get in some act of desperation, but I pretty sure his level of talentless career’s success is enough to get laid multiple times a day by different girls, because girls are fame whores even if the fame is embarrassing like the dude I knew who wore a clown costume and handed out samples of toilet paper at the wholesale store who claims women would go nuts for him because he was the highlight of their menial shopping experience and would constantly invite him back to their mini-vans to fuck or suck him off. He claimed they liked him because he was the star of the store, I like to think it had to do with them hating their lives, and that last act was a nail in the coffin of their happiness, but who really knows. I know I don’t.
Either way, I wonder if Fabio got to Harlequin Novel all over these girls faces and I wonder how their boyfriends are going to like their new found egos now that the paparazzi has snapped off some pics of them and they’ve had their embarrassing 5 minutes of fame. I guess I will never know.
Russel Simmons manages to bring his very rich adult lisp to the beach on the regular and he always seems to be doing it with decent lookin’ pussy. Now I don’t know who this bitch is, mainly because girls in bikinis don’t have names, especially when they are brown, don’t hate me, hate the system, but I do know that Simmons is doing a good job making up for not getting laid in his youth, before he became some hip hop mogul worth hundreds of millions of dollars, when he was the awkward balding guy who sounded like a cartoon character whenever he spoke, but who didn’t have enough money to make a girl forget about those deal breakers like he does now, and I guess that’s all part of the American Dream…..
When I first saw these pictures of Lohan sitting with her legs spread open like some kind of whore, I figured she was just taking a lesbian stance. You know a whole penis hating approach to life, where she can sit like a man if she wants to because this isn’t a man’s world and can throw away all she’s learned about being lady-like in public because that’s just a product of men, but then I realized that she is being lady like. The kind of lady who wants dick.
She is sprawling her legs apart because she’s craving cock, dying for cock and dreaming of cock. She didn’t realize that signing up to this whole lesbianism would mean no more cock, she just thought it made for decent companionship between various cock, and now she’s struggling like a cat in heat, but instead of rubbing it’s cat pussy on my leg, or wall-to-wall carpeting, she’s sprawling it open in clothes wishing one of the dudes on set of this photoshoot would just take her right then and there.
It’ll be interesting to see how the next few months unfold…but I predict penis will be involved and I am not talking about Ronson’s lesbian penis, or dolphin shaped strap-on. I am talking about real cock, attached to a living dude. Not that it really matters.
