Rachel Brando is Marlon Brando’s half breed love child and if you don’t see much similarity between her Asian looks and her father, just look at her stomach, bitch looks like she spent her childhood having an eating contest with her dad before he died. The only reason I know he is responsible for her is becase I saw a documentary on him and dude had a bad case of yellow fever, to the point where he bough an Island in the South Pacific so that he could fuck the natives like living out his Apocalypse Now character. If you’re wondering why I know so much about Brando, I don’t, but I do know that dude made one ugly baby and here she is in a bikini.