I was not paying attention to much yesterday because I was in recovery mode, so I only heard this story at 3 am when I woke up from some night terrors that involved transexuals. I am not sure it if means I am gay or into transexuals, but I was definitely having sex with a man with a vagina or a woman with a man’s face and it’s thrown me off a bit today. The good news is that I wasn’t hard when I woke up, morning erections are a thing of the past, I thought it was because I am not 16 anymore, but it turns out it’s because I am depressed.

Either way, here is a video of Amy Winehouse, someone who I find totally fucking hot because I am not unrealistic in my expectations. I don’t aim to find girls who look like these other celebrities in real life, you know, girls who have all their teeth, who are sober and who have nice faces that don’t look accidented, I realize that I am not in their league and I don’t even pay much notice to them, because they are a distraction from the real girls out there like Amy Winehouse who is pretty much a hotter, richer version of every girl I’ve ever bagged, which is too bad because without that bank account and angelic singing voice, she’d only have about a $25 blowjob street value, and that’s almost affordable.

In this video, she’s doing drugs and making racial slurs that people are trying to use to ruin her career because they assume that dropping the word nigger, gook, nip, gay, retard is really going to throw her nigger, gook, nip, gay, retarded fans into not buying her albums. The point is that it’s just some kid song from the playground like “catch a nigger by the toe” and her saying it’s got nothing to do with her actually being a racist or believing it because let’s face it, racial slurs coming from a Jew is kinda like a white chick cleaning a house for a Filipino family, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, because I got no idea where I am going with that, but I am trying to say that it is a pot calling the kettle black situation because a Jew dropping hateful racist slang on anyone is acceptable because the nigger, gooks, nips, gays and retards probably hate jews more than this Winehouse jew hates them and just the other day, when rolling by the retard home, I saw 3 waterheads doing the Nazi Salute, I think they could have been out for activity hour and were just stretching like a retard, but it looked pretty suspect.

Either way, her husband is an asshole for releasing this harmless shit, but they are crackheads and do crazy things so along with the video – some personal pics were also leaked and lucky for me, there are nipples in them so now my Amy Winehouse masturbation hour has new content.