The biggest issue with this motherfucker and his raps is not how uneducated he sounds for someone from a first nation like the USA, it’s his fucking size and not so much the size of his guy, but the size of his tits. Seriously, my wife is built like this, they have the same bra size and I think that’s enough reason for you to understand why I hate fucking the bitch even when I’m hate fucking the bitch, because when you get too fat you become this half man, half woman ball of fucking shit…and when it comes to obscure rap, I’m much more into my South African than my South African American..here’s the video proof…
This is a video by some dude named Imann Faith, who is some Arab dude and I watched it along with a lot other people, so I guess he’s some kind of hero in Muslim countries, because they are all about supporting their own people or some shit, I mean when they aren’t blowing themselves up, but when I watched it I realized that this can not be for real, you have to watch it until you see the dude who sings the chorus, if they didn’t just pull him out of one of those Wayan Brother’s comedies, where he’s the foreign exchange student trying to fit in by dressing so hip hop it’s too hip hop and becomes a joke, shit’s fuckin’ comedy. Seriously the cheesiest music I’ve seen in a while. Good times.
BONUS VIDEO:
Here’s some self produced white rapper who starts his song with a line from Superbad, showing where his originality lies and gives an idea of where this shit is gonna go, but he gets decent lookin girls in their bikinis simulating dick suckin’ for the video, so frat boys everywhere can start listening to this and throwin’ their fists up while chanting it as it comes on in the club, and I really hope this shit doesn’t end up in places I go, cuz I find this kind of thing tedious and not funny at all, but I do it for the Frat Boys….
What the hell is going on in this video and where is the uncensored, unprotected, gang rape version?
On a side note, people are posting these pictures saying that Paris is flashing her vagina, I’m no pantyhose expert despite loving pussy, but I’m pretty sure if this was her pussy, we’d see green shit spilling out of it, and that she’s probably got her lead underwear as to not disintegrate everything withing 5 feet of her….I know…Paris Hilton Rancid Radioactive Pussy jokes are fuckign weak and obvious. It’s early, leave me alone. If you want to see pictures that will remind you of when you were 6 and little sally got a little too riled up fingerpainting and ended up pulling her dress around her head so you could all see her underwear under her knitted tights, these pics are for you. My friend calls it Kindergarten Crotch.
The “close-ups”:
Paris keepin’ it wholesome posing with kids and puppies…
Here she is pulling some Selma in Sierra Breast Feeding Aids Babies Shit…
I like the disclaimer on this new Master P video that was just emailed to me that says that this is intended as some kind of artistic statement. I’ve used that line before, but people don’t take my art seriously, because apparantly talking shit about slutty vagina is seen as being perverted when making a video of the KKK playing streetball with black people is seen as some kind of relevant social commentary on racism.
Well, vagina shit talkin is my art, so advertisers and sites that refuse to link me because I post nipples, if you’re out there, I think it’s time for you to be supportive of local artists, and by artists I mean a fat drunk dude who writes too much incoherent shit for some asshole like you to jerk off to, because it’s the only painting you do, actually it’s the only thing you do and that’s why you don’t have friends, because no one likes a homie who doesn”t shower and smells like dried up sperm who spends everyday jerkin off or thinking about jeking off, who only leaves his house once a week to pick up his mother’s dry cleaning, it’s the deal you’ve got going on for free room and board.
