Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely without her bald action figure accessory….

She’s the new Megan Fox showing off more tit that I think Megan Fox ever did in the length of her career, cuz Megan Fox is the kind of cunt who doesn’t get naked in movies, at least up until this point, like she was Jessica Alba pre-reality check, cuz both these bitches thought they had this sex appeal thing on lock down, destined to be famous and always get roles, before doing arrogant things like marry a joke of a human, or have a couple babies..only to realize they were wrong as the offers dried up – who cares..FOLLOW ME

Here’s the new Megan Fox doing something Megan Fox never did because of her ego that made her think she was better than other common whores and that she didn’t have to get naked for movie roles, a plan that is has backfired on her and that will end in her being naked in movies….She was like the stripper who only did stage shows, because she thought she was a performer who didn’t interact with her audience, when really she was nothing but a slut…cuz all girls, especially when they lose what they had, have to grasp reality and either take off their clothes or get a college degree and a career…

Her name is Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, but your virgin nerd ass already knew that, and she’s promoting some shit naked, and I appreciate this hustle… FOLLOW ME

Here she is with her bald boyfriend going out for dinner last night…if the naked pics weren’t enough for you…you transformer loving virgin piece of fucking shit… FOLLOW ME

Here’s the new Megan Fox looking like Britney Spears in some white trash looking necklace that doubles as a belt that she must have picked up at the flea market or sex shop before heading out on vacation with her bald old man boyfriend….and she’s wearing a bikini which is really all that matters here….

I don’t know how I can write a post looking at such acting talent. It’s like these idiots make the idea of being chased by shapeshifting robots seem so real. Based on their facial expressions, I lose myself. Am I sitting here on a shit stained couch I found in a back alley a few years ago, or am I fighting robots in the stupidest movie I can’t believe gets budget to get made. Someone give these two an Academy Award and if they don’t win, this is the proof that they were fuckin’ robbed. Seriously. Bullshit.

Unfortunately, you idiots aren’t as passionate as I am about hating these pieces of shit action movies, and you are the reason they get made, so here’s pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely whoring out on set for you to print up and put in your stalker scrap book you made to keep you busy and your mind off the excitement of the release of Transformers 3 or 4 or 5 or whatever they are on now…your therapist told you to relax the obsession on cuz it’s weird.

If you ever thought being a model was a joke, you know all the bitch has to do is sit there through make-up, sit there through hair, sit on set and have some dude takes pics of her for a few hours, collect her 10,000 dollar check and head back to her loft to rail lines of blow….well being a model turned actor is a bigger fucking joke, cuz all you have to do is sit around on set all day with Shia LeBeef, smoking “hand rolled cigarettes”, waiting for some bullshit explosions to go off like a lazy fucking cunt who makes too much money…but I still want to fuck her and I guess that’s all that matters.

Pics via Fame

I know you love any bitch with the name White in her name, because you’re a bunch of white trash racist inbreds and that’s why you visit this site. But I love the fact that she single hot bodily stole the Transformer gig from Megan Fox, humbling her and reminding her that her she is fucking replaceable and that banking on your looks when there are many substantially hotter bitches than you out there is a shitty strategy, one that will leave you married to a nobody from 90210….and the good news is that this lingerie model doesn’t mind getting naked and showing her tits, which is just another example of why she’s much better than Megan Fox…now all someone needs to do is kill off Megan Fox in real life, instead of just in movie and while you plot that, here is a video of Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in video….

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Here’s one of the newest models to sell her soul to Victoria Secret because that stamp of approval is serious and means she’s got it going on in a big fucking way. She’ only 23 and she doesn’t mind getting topless making her pretty much my kind of girl. Not to mention I’ve been following everything she’s worn this month in this What She is Wearing feature on Vogue, cuz I’m creepy but not quite as creepy as the guy who came up with this concept….

Look you’re not the only one with lifesize cutouts of Victoria’s Secret models. You’re just the only one who fucks those lifesize cutouts….

Here are a couple Victoria’s Secret models in some seriously ill-fitting pants that make me think they are substitute teachers from the 80s, or working a church fundraiser, or my friend’s mom who used to love Khakis no matter how fat she got…what a fucking disappointment only shaped liked Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and not a middle aged short fat white trash woman with no taste who liked Tuna Casserole…..They really need to start dressing these bitches up like they do in photoshoots for all public events.

Pics via LFI

I don’t know who this bitch is, but apparently she’s been modeling for a long fucking time. I guess I’m just not up to speed on the girls in their bikini for Victoria’s Secret, mainly because when a bitch is half naked, she really doesn’t need a name. We come from an era of Amateur Porn, you know the who real sex tapes with real girls movement that has made mainstream porn totally obsolete, and none of those bitches have a fucking name, I mean historically, 87% of the women I’ve jerked off to, whether the 40 year old milf at the coffee shop or the 16 year old slutty girl in her school uniform, or any hot ass I’ve brought the memory of seeing them home with me, has been nameless, and only sometimes would I jerk off to people I know like my stepdaughters, meaning who the fuck cares about what her name is, so long as she’s half naked.

The only fascinating thing about her is that she is from the UK, she has decent teeth and she’s actually pretty fucking hot, a rarity in a country filled with toothless chimney cleaners and factory workers….and here are those pics…

Pics via Bauer