Here’s some Ryan Seacrest pussy from Playboy turned marketing herself as a host on NERD TV cuz NERDS are loyal and they stay fans until they die, or more likely, until they turn themselves into robots that last forever thanks to all the advancements in technology….Sarah Underwood and she’s wrestling in a vat of Oatmeal…reminding me of the love I had for girls wrestling in Mud, Jello, Pudding and pretty much anything and everything that involved being wet, half naked, usually drunk while I was drunk, until going to a bar and actually witnessing one – realizing the bitches who agree to this kind of thing in real life…are bitches you’d rather not see ….so here she is living up the fantasy she’s created around herself….for nerds to feel like they will one day marry her…it’s weird…but this clip isn’t…it’s hot and I saw that cuz I’ve seen her naked and now what her vagina looks like bald…Good times.
Here’s Sarah Jean Underwood is a marketing scam, targeted at nerds and virgins, knowing she has a partially seedy nude past…coupled with her Ryan Seacrest training, gives her the perfect level of slut who knows what pathetic people want…and you know what…when a marketing scam involves a bitch getting half naked for attention or to get noticed…even if she’s already been naked and can be seen naked…I’m still into it…even if I know just how bullshit it…cuz I like half naked bitches…especially when I can cross reference their VAGAINA PICS
Everyone’s loving this nerd seductress with fake tits so hard right now….I’m not sure if it is cuz the interent is filled with nerds and nerds don’t mind that she’s manipulating them by using their weakness, by exploiting their lifestyle and interests as if she actually cares and is into their shit, even though she’s not….cuz not that many girls are into that shit, especially not one who has done playboy and has suck a great ass, making her like a hooker they hire, once they can’t take masturbating anymore, to come over and force them to talk about robots and videogames until they cum…..or if they think she’s actually legit….but who cares…cuz she’s got a great ass and google allows us to find nude pics of her…so she’s a winner to me….now watch her hot photoshoot vide…
Sarah Jean Underwood is all hype right now…at least on the internet…because she does nerd shit half naked…and has an archive of nude pics the nerds who use the internet can gross reference for masturbation even though I see nothing but a scamming bottom feeding whore who got naked to get ahead, dated Seacrest to get ahead, got a gig on G4TV to get a head and now gets half naked to get ahead…it is some clever shit that makes her serious money and is more fun than stripping….you know less abusive a lie on herself that is easier to live with than really officially whoring out for 10 dollars a song…and I guess more girls with few talents but a great body should follow her lead……and I’ll follow her VAGINA ….but I’ll settle for tongue…
Everyone loves Sara Jean Underwood…at least virgin losers do and as far as I’m concerned that’s everyone…you know since this is the internet and that’s the kind of person who frequents the internet….you know cuz actual cool people who can get laid…are busy getting laid….
She’s some playboy trash, who is actually pretty hot, turned TV host thanks to a stint as Ryan Seacrest’s front thathe’s not gay, a TV host that happens to be the body that rock’s superhero outfits on shows for virgin loser, making her fuckin’ set for life…cuz virgin losers are loyal and that’s a good thing for her…but not so good for us…cuz if we all ignored her attempt at a legit career, she’d woulda ended up in porn, in one of those coulda gone either way, and went the wrong way for us and the right way for her situations….True story.
I don’t see why nerds get excited seeing a stripper bitch posing in costumes of comic book characters they are addicted to…I mean maybe she humanizes their fantasies of a bitch they must know doesn’t actually exist, but this is the closest they’ll get to it, until making their nerd millions inventing something, on to be able to find dumb bitches who never noticed them before to wear whatever they are told cuz they are into the perks of marrying a millionaire nerd….
Especially when a quick google search gets me pics of her naked like this:
See cuz I’m more about the pussy than the nerd costume…cuz I like having sex with women and not with comic books…I’m weird like that….
I don’t really get the hype of pictures of Sara Jean Underwood dropping like these ones of her in a bikini…..on stage….where she actually belongs…like the strippers she is….who managed to leverage her pussy and willingess to show it off…to land fake relationships with TV hosts who taught her the tough task of replacing Olivia Munn for the nerds….
Or why people care about her prepping for Comicon like she even gives a fuck about nerds or nerd shit, when in reality she’s just laughing at them, totally uninterested in their weird space, robot, superhero comic book collecting shit, expect when she gets her paycheck every week….and you’d have to have serious deep rooted autism or aspergers to not grasp the scam she’s hustling….
Dressed up in fantasy gear like a stripper who takes her shit seriously…
When there are pictures…many many pictures of her naked from when she was launching her career….which is really where she peaked as far as I’m concerned….you know where she was in her element and at her best……
Maybe I’m weird…for liking my bitches when they are whoring…and not when they are trying to make something legit of themselves…or maybe nerds are just weird for believing in the fantasy….that is this lie of a clown…a very very hot clown….
This Playboy trash gone nerd hybrid shit really fucks with my head. I don’t get it.
I thought the young trash hef bought implants for were supposed to get business cards that read “future “wife”, and together star on a show where 4 trashy girls compete for his attention, while spending their expense accounts living a way better life than any stripper could….in som e Playboy used to be cool, edgie, classy and innovative, where hot girls wanted to be seen naked, cuz it was making a statement and now it’s just gutter, bottom feeding garbage that’s about tras that’s already getting naked prior to being in the mag…..
I didn’t think she was supposed to be Olivia Munn’s replacement, talking nerd shit, not getting fully naked, and really not being all that much more than the tits that partner up with the virgin loser content….
But maybe that’s just cuz I haven’t taken the time to get to know the inner workings of this slut who just wants to host TV and who used getting naked from Playboy to get her out of her child molesting home…cuz I’m only intested in seeing pictures of her hot bald pussy…and not pics of this nerd shit…
But I’m posting it anyway…but you’re better off googling her pre-implant nude pics….she was more naked, less cheesy….much hotter.
Carrie Underwood’s Sister, Sara Jean reconnected with her Playboy past by doing this naked bike ride shit as a segment for the nerdy market she’s trying to manipulate like she was Olivia Munn at G4TV….
I’m a lot more interested in seeing the uncensored version of this shit, mainly because I think every day naked bitches are far more interesting than bitches who get paid to be naked….and even a bitch I can just do a google search for to se full vaginal nudity….
She posted some strageic pics of the naked bike ride a few weeks ago, and they were conservative for a whore with a SHAVED CUNT …so if anything, this youtube video is nothing but irritating, despite how many times the nerds have it on fucking repeat..cuz nerds aren’t real humans. It’s a fact.
The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that she is a great example to young girls everywhere on how to get famous…You show your hot bald pussy in playboy when you are hot and young and you can play it off as being stupid….only to leverage that success to dating Ryan Seacrest/ being his front, who teaches you everything there is about hosting, while getting you out there to the world in the media, cuz no one really remembers a Playboy cyber girl, they all kind of fade away and disappear and even if they don’t, the fact that they were playboy is an after thought…..leading her to G4TV, replacing Olivia Munn, and now posting pics of herself on twitter, fake Playboy whore tits and all, and people are getting excited, even though a little google will get you pics of her hot bald pussy …..
She teaches us where you have the body, use it, even if you want a legit career, get naked when you’re 20, use it to meet people, then stop posing naked, cuz after 10 years, people wont even remember you did the shit, cuz you’ll be all secure in your profession and on your private fucking jet…
If you’re a hot chick, use your body to get ahead, being a hot chick working for 30k a year, means you failed.
Sara Jean gets that….So wise for such a young set of fake tits on a hot annoying ass….
Here are those twit pics…the good news is that she’s still a whore…drinking on a boat cuz she be Ryan Dunn doin’ it…
Carrie Underwood’s slutty sister Sara Jean Underwood was in Portland for World Naked Bike Ride and she hit twitter with the pics…
I figure her implants are more like an expensive shirt than they are naked tits….because shit’s all plastic and purchased and by definition wearing a thong is also not being naked… but it is good enough for me….
Sure I generally like my bitches riding their bikes actually naked…or even just pantyless and in a skirt…ideally seatless, or even just demonstrating how they ride using my face, pretending it’s a bike….
At the bare minimum, I like being able to sniff the sweaty pussy off the seat…but I always get weird looks whenever the bitch gets back to her bike from picking up some groceries…cuz I have bad timing…
But since this Underwood is not my bitch, and she’s out hustling her career as a TV host while keeping true to her roots, rockin’ some serious whore behavior from Playboy, the shit that got her where she is today….unlike other Playboy bitches who feel that whoring themselves is a thing of the past and not something they do now that they are all legit….and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good hustle…
Playboy crossover star of the year is really killing it in the mainstream world, she’s got an awesome body, a set of shitty fake tits, and is on a show with a fanbase of fucking virgin losers who love her talking their language. She’s got a good thing going and I don’t mind her doing it…cuz I get to cross reference her work to pics of her bald pussy and that’s more than I can say for the other sluts pulling her TV hosting hustle….
Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body. I generally don’t really like to praise these Playboy whores who fucked their way into better lives by still being whores, but being less naked about the shit, because you see, I prefer when a Playboy whore makes slowly trickles into Sex Tapes, and a porn career, versus going the other Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson, route of an actual TV career, but Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body…and I guess it is nice knowing that her hosting career wasn’t started because of fucking her way to the top, she dated Ryan Seacrest, was his public girlfriend, but thanks to his homosexuality, her amazing pussy was left unscathed.
Sure, I hate the nerd manipulation that she’s onto and that Olivia Munn was onto before her, but nerds need masturbation material too, it might as well be a bitch who they can gawk at naked pictures of , instead of Olivia Munn in her underwear or some shit that was bullshit for Maxim….you know what I mean?
It’s like this whore is a legit whore, and nerds get to jerk off to her genitals, instead of the idea of her genitals, and that is a good enough for infatuation for me…See my logic is that as long as pussy lip is involved, I can respect the fact that you pretend you’re married to her every night before bed…..making her a great candidate for G4TV….and more importantly, making this dress a hero in its own right…
Amazing…except maybe for her face, and her fake tits, cuz fake tits are never amazing, as they are purchased, but who’s really lookin at that…in something so short with such great ass attached…where are the upskirt pics? Find them and send them to me. Thanks
Sara Jean Underwood is the crossover star of the year. She went from showing her very nice shaved pussy in Playboy, to getting implants, playing Ryan Seacrests girlfriend for the media cuz he’s gay, in exchage for TV hosting lessons, to replacing that scamming Olivia Munn, by doing what Munn does but better looking, because let’s face it, manipulating nerds is genius, cuz they are easy to win over and remain loyal for a long long long time, and all it takes is her stripping down into a bikini….It’s a real exciting story, can’t wait til the biography is made into a movie….but first this playboy trash is gonna have to learn how to write.
Either way, here she is in Rio for Carnivale a few months ago…
The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that before she exchanged hosting lessons for pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend for 2 years, she was naked all over Playboy…meaning that now that she’s on G4TV for the nerds, replacing that useless cunt Oliva Munn, you know slowly making the move to the mainstream like a modern day Jenny McCarthy, is that you can always cross reference her stupidity with her nude pics….and for some reason watching a bitch on TV when I know what her implants looked like before they were implants, but more importantly I know what her pussy looks like , photoshopped maybe, but last I checked it was all slit, making me like her more than if I had to wonder….I’m a lazy man and like being served…and this bitch does it and you gotta like that in a woman…especially when her body looks like this…
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t watch G4TV and she may be a totally annoying cunt, but in pictures she works for me, and her cunt is far from annoying to look at….
Here she is on Twitter doing some Furry Fetish shit…but more importantly doing her TV and Twitter career right… FOLLOW ME
