I don’t really get the hype of pictures of Sara Jean Underwood dropping like these ones of her in a bikini…..on stage….where she actually belongs…like the strippers she is….who managed to leverage her pussy and willingess to show it off…to land fake relationships with TV hosts who taught her the tough task of replacing Olivia Munn for the nerds….
Or why people care about her prepping for Comicon like she even gives a fuck about nerds or nerd shit, when in reality she’s just laughing at them, totally uninterested in their weird space, robot, superhero comic book collecting shit, expect when she gets her paycheck every week….and you’d have to have serious deep rooted autism or aspergers to not grasp the scam she’s hustling….
Dressed up in fantasy gear like a stripper who takes her shit seriously…
When there are pictures…many many pictures of her naked from when she was launching her career….which is really where she peaked as far as I’m concerned….you know where she was in her element and at her best……
Maybe I’m weird…for liking my bitches when they are whoring…and not when they are trying to make something legit of themselves…or maybe nerds are just weird for believing in the fantasy….that is this lie of a clown…a very very hot clown….
This Playboy trash gone nerd hybrid shit really fucks with my head. I don’t get it.
I thought the young trash hef bought implants for were supposed to get business cards that read “future “wife”, and together star on a show where 4 trashy girls compete for his attention, while spending their expense accounts living a way better life than any stripper could….in som e Playboy used to be cool, edgie, classy and innovative, where hot girls wanted to be seen naked, cuz it was making a statement and now it’s just gutter, bottom feeding garbage that’s about tras that’s already getting naked prior to being in the mag…..
I didn’t think she was supposed to be Olivia Munn’s replacement, talking nerd shit, not getting fully naked, and really not being all that much more than the tits that partner up with the virgin loser content….
But maybe that’s just cuz I haven’t taken the time to get to know the inner workings of this slut who just wants to host TV and who used getting naked from Playboy to get her out of her child molesting home…cuz I’m only intested in seeing pictures of her hot bald pussy…and not pics of this nerd shit…
But I’m posting it anyway…but you’re better off googling her pre-implant nude pics….she was more naked, less cheesy….much hotter.
Carrie Underwood’s Sister, Sara Jean reconnected with her Playboy past by doing this naked bike ride shit as a segment for the nerdy market she’s trying to manipulate like she was Olivia Munn at G4TV….
I’m a lot more interested in seeing the uncensored version of this shit, mainly because I think every day naked bitches are far more interesting than bitches who get paid to be naked….and even a bitch I can just do a google search for to se full vaginal nudity….
She posted some strageic pics of the naked bike ride a few weeks ago, and they were conservative for a whore with a SHAVED CUNT …so if anything, this youtube video is nothing but irritating, despite how many times the nerds have it on fucking repeat..cuz nerds aren’t real humans. It’s a fact.
The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that she is a great example to young girls everywhere on how to get famous…You show your hot bald pussy in playboy when you are hot and young and you can play it off as being stupid….only to leverage that success to dating Ryan Seacrest/ being his front, who teaches you everything there is about hosting, while getting you out there to the world in the media, cuz no one really remembers a Playboy cyber girl, they all kind of fade away and disappear and even if they don’t, the fact that they were playboy is an after thought…..leading her to G4TV, replacing Olivia Munn, and now posting pics of herself on twitter, fake Playboy whore tits and all, and people are getting excited, even though a little google will get you pics of her hot bald pussy …..
She teaches us where you have the body, use it, even if you want a legit career, get naked when you’re 20, use it to meet people, then stop posing naked, cuz after 10 years, people wont even remember you did the shit, cuz you’ll be all secure in your profession and on your private fucking jet…
If you’re a hot chick, use your body to get ahead, being a hot chick working for 30k a year, means you failed.
Sara Jean gets that….So wise for such a young set of fake tits on a hot annoying ass….
Here are those twit pics…the good news is that she’s still a whore…drinking on a boat cuz she be Ryan Dunn doin’ it…
Carrie Underwood’s slutty sister Sara Jean Underwood was in Portland for World Naked Bike Ride and she hit twitter with the pics…
I figure her implants are more like an expensive shirt than they are naked tits….because shit’s all plastic and purchased and by definition wearing a thong is also not being naked… but it is good enough for me….
Sure I generally like my bitches riding their bikes actually naked…or even just pantyless and in a skirt…ideally seatless, or even just demonstrating how they ride using my face, pretending it’s a bike….
At the bare minimum, I like being able to sniff the sweaty pussy off the seat…but I always get weird looks whenever the bitch gets back to her bike from picking up some groceries…cuz I have bad timing…
But since this Underwood is not my bitch, and she’s out hustling her career as a TV host while keeping true to her roots, rockin’ some serious whore behavior from Playboy, the shit that got her where she is today….unlike other Playboy bitches who feel that whoring themselves is a thing of the past and not something they do now that they are all legit….and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good hustle…
Playboy crossover star of the year is really killing it in the mainstream world, she’s got an awesome body, a set of shitty fake tits, and is on a show with a fanbase of fucking virgin losers who love her talking their language. She’s got a good thing going and I don’t mind her doing it…cuz I get to cross reference her work to pics of her bald pussy and that’s more than I can say for the other sluts pulling her TV hosting hustle….
Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body. I generally don’t really like to praise these Playboy whores who fucked their way into better lives by still being whores, but being less naked about the shit, because you see, I prefer when a Playboy whore makes slowly trickles into Sex Tapes, and a porn career, versus going the other Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson, route of an actual TV career, but Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body…and I guess it is nice knowing that her hosting career wasn’t started because of fucking her way to the top, she dated Ryan Seacrest, was his public girlfriend, but thanks to his homosexuality, her amazing pussy was left unscathed.
Sure, I hate the nerd manipulation that she’s onto and that Olivia Munn was onto before her, but nerds need masturbation material too, it might as well be a bitch who they can gawk at naked pictures of , instead of Olivia Munn in her underwear or some shit that was bullshit for Maxim….you know what I mean?
It’s like this whore is a legit whore, and nerds get to jerk off to her genitals, instead of the idea of her genitals, and that is a good enough for infatuation for me…See my logic is that as long as pussy lip is involved, I can respect the fact that you pretend you’re married to her every night before bed…..making her a great candidate for G4TV….and more importantly, making this dress a hero in its own right…
Amazing…except maybe for her face, and her fake tits, cuz fake tits are never amazing, as they are purchased, but who’s really lookin at that…in something so short with such great ass attached…where are the upskirt pics? Find them and send them to me. Thanks
Sara Jean Underwood is the crossover star of the year. She went from showing her very nice shaved pussy in Playboy, to getting implants, playing Ryan Seacrests girlfriend for the media cuz he’s gay, in exchage for TV hosting lessons, to replacing that scamming Olivia Munn, by doing what Munn does but better looking, because let’s face it, manipulating nerds is genius, cuz they are easy to win over and remain loyal for a long long long time, and all it takes is her stripping down into a bikini….It’s a real exciting story, can’t wait til the biography is made into a movie….but first this playboy trash is gonna have to learn how to write.
Either way, here she is in Rio for Carnivale a few months ago…
The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that before she exchanged hosting lessons for pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend for 2 years, she was naked all over Playboy…meaning that now that she’s on G4TV for the nerds, replacing that useless cunt Oliva Munn, you know slowly making the move to the mainstream like a modern day Jenny McCarthy, is that you can always cross reference her stupidity with her nude pics….and for some reason watching a bitch on TV when I know what her implants looked like before they were implants, but more importantly I know what her pussy looks like , photoshopped maybe, but last I checked it was all slit, making me like her more than if I had to wonder….I’m a lazy man and like being served…and this bitch does it and you gotta like that in a woman…especially when her body looks like this…
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t watch G4TV and she may be a totally annoying cunt, but in pictures she works for me, and her cunt is far from annoying to look at….
Here she is on Twitter doing some Furry Fetish shit…but more importantly doing her TV and Twitter career right… FOLLOW ME
I guess Sara Jean Underwood’s superpower was just her willingness to get naked for money to show off her implants, or the fact that she was the diversion for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexual behavior and late now bathouse adventures he would go on to keep his sexuality going during the years they were fake dating….the good news for her is that the 2 years she pretended to be Seacrest’s pussy from Playboy, she learned the art of bullshitting your way on to TV, and now she’s the new Olivia Munn, whoring herself out to nerds, cuz they are the most loyal kind of fan, and so easy to manipulate, especailly when you’re background was getting naked for money, making you easy to jerk off to…all you gotta do is dress like a Superhero….
I guess strapping on for Seacrest paid the fuck off for this otherwise useless human…Apparently, .Gay gets you paid and that’s probably why she’s wearing purple as a tribute to Seacrests anus that made her….all while having a fucking hot little PUSSY …
All I know is that I can see past her disguise and I can see the real whore behind the mask…maybe that’s my superpower…
I wonder what the most challenging part of her career was…
Getting naked in Playboy, like she was a common hot body trashy whore with fake tits, in exchange for stupid money that gave her the good life, or at least a life much gooder than her talentless ass deserved or expected, cuz she was should have been the top performing stripper in her community, but I guess she’s too good for that…..
OR… pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend…you know letting the world think Ryan Searcrest crawled up these legs like the little money making monkey he is, when really he was locked in his basement jerking off to old pictures of him and Simon Cowell riding the waverunner together when they used to have something special..before they broke up and who really cares…here are her legs…for the sake of posting legs….
Playboy Playmate of the year back in 2006 shitty fake titty Sarah Underwood has apparently replaced Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show, cuz Olivia Munn has taken her talentless ass onto bigger and better things cuz her nerd hustle worked, cuz nerds are loyal and oblivious to the fact they are being used, so long as the pussy is talking to them…easy formula to get fame and fortune….one I guess Sarah Underwood is trying to re-create cuz after Playboy success she was left all alone, with only the option of becoming a stripper available to her, so she got shitty fake tits, but before making the plunge is instead doing some Wonder Woman bullshit to keep the viewers happy and aroused…cuz bitches in Wonder Woman costumes are porn to them, especailly when they are on girls who were essentially softcore porn stars….even if they are trying to go re-invent themselves…and who cares…
The only good news in this is Attack of the Show, legit career, or not, we’ll always know href=”/cms/u.php?u=69897″>what her pussy looks like….and here …and here….and here…..all thanks to her exhibitionist to get noticed past and Google….
Here she is doing her mainstream hustle…but she’s always a slut to me…
Spring is here – that means it is time to get your car washed…and if you’re like me and you don’t have a car…it’s always entertaining to walk about to those school groups and charity car washes and asking the hottest bitch whether she wants to give you a wash….they never say yes…and if they are under 18….you sometimes get threatened…but pussy is a volume game….one may agree to do it and then I can die a happy man….
Not as happy as the boom mic guy in one of these videos though, I mean sure Sara Jean is hot, but her working the camera is cheesy as fuck and no matter how hot a body is, I can still get annoyed by a bitch….and not think this is the fucking top of the pussy ladder…..there’s hotter bitches out there for you to fuck. Trust me.
Here’s some Playboy model at some event that is obviously feeling the recession and can only really afford to bring in some low fucking level talent to work whatever the fuck she’s working in some weird 90s middrift top. This is one step away from where she belongs, handing out condom samples to high school students, explaining how important safe sex is because she didn’t think condoms were that big of a deal but now her pussy won’t stop dripping green shit.
Hey man, I tried. That’s all I can really do, what the fuck else do you expect me to say about some Playmate in non-nude pictures at a fucking event. I haven’t left my house in 4 days, I can’t really relate to decent blonde pussy, I mean other than via masturbation fantasies, so I’m leaving this post as is.
