When Sara Underwood first hit the scene and her name was Sara Jean Underwood….she was naked….

She has since evolved into posting pics of herself in jeans….like it fucking matters….because she’s on TV and only has to partially whore herself out to be competitive and relevant to the 12 virgins who watch her shitty show to begin with…..

It is a real fucking tragedy to see a stripper turn legit….and it’s a real fucking tragedy to see a whore scale down her whore in efforts to penetrate the mainstream instead of turning to porn like she was destined to…..

But I’d still fuck her and stare at her without her even being in the room…I’m talent like that.

I don’t know…I guess I shouldn’t complain when the hottest young pussy Playboy has put out the last decade has moved onto a legit TV presenting career where she brainwashes and targets nerds by dressing in super hero outfits every fucking day giving them material to fap to….

I mean I just understand the Oliva Munn hustle that nerds and collectors are as fanatical about the pussy they feel represents their weird lifestyle choices…

You know they actually think this bitch cares about nerd shit, when really she’s just eye candy for the netword to keep nerds coming back…in some scam that nerds know is a scam but choose to not believe it cuz that would give them nothing to look forward too..

ANd really when she’s taking pics of herself in a thong for the nerds, she hasn’t really swept her playboy shit under the fucking rug….and despite being able to google pics like this of her….

I still appreciate a good twitter twit pic….especially when it is from an exhibitionist whore who doesn’t really mind continuing that type cast role…

Good times…

Her name is Sara Underwood, she’s some Playboy playmate of the year chick who I’ve never heard of because Playboy isn’t spread eagled enough for me. She was hosting some party in Vegas, and she had her period bloat on. Not that that would stop me, I mean sex on your period is awesome, it’s the only way you can turn your bed into some kind of murder scene lookin’ shit, that won’t get you arressted, I mean unless you use pig’s blood or something, but it doesn’t really have the same effect.